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Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.

Xander ,'Get It Done'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Rebecca Lizard - Feb 24, 2003 10:42:10 pm PST #2627 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Deena, in Bitches.

Today's noteworthy communication with Nick, beginning with female body issues, but going sadly awry:

Nick: When I told Olivia (his former girlfriend) she could sit on my lap, she said, 'No, I'll break you!' and she doesn't even have any real body image problems! I told her, 'Yeah, right, I can't even hold a loaf of bread on my lap.'

Deena: Yes, son, you are so glass-like fragile.

Nick: Mom!

Deena: What? I was just going with your joke.

Nick: But, see, it just doesn't work when you do it. I'm a Manly Man I am, I am!

Deena: Oh, right, you're so lightweight I could hold you with one finger. Ooh, Nick on a stick.

Nick: MOM! That's just wrong.

Deena: Yes dear.

Greg: looking up from his book. Stick? What are we talking about?

Deena: Nick on a stick.

Nick: No, Mom, we're not. (looking at Greg) My broadsword of manliness!

Greg: Huh.

Nick: (to me) You're going to post that to Bitches, aren't you?

Consuela - Feb 24, 2003 11:56:21 pm PST #2628 of 10000

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

ita in Bureaucracy:

buffistas.org: where pregnant chad means MPREG.

SNERK.

Fay - Feb 25, 2003 7:31:17 am PST #2629 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

steals words out of ita's mouth. tags them. runs like hell lest ita be wrathful.

Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 25, 2003 10:05:48 am PST #2630 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Narrator in Buffy 3:

I suspect the author of the latest ad thinks him/herself quite the wit, but he/she is only half-right.

Gandalfe - Feb 25, 2003 10:38:45 am PST #2631 of 10000

The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Sean K in Buffy: Spoilage Lite:

Of course, after all these years, I am now of the opinion that Joss could create a show staring a lump of congealed soup and a large mossy rock, and it would still be one of the best shows on television.

Java cat - Feb 25, 2003 12:31:12 pm PST #2632 of 10000

Not javachik

Natter 9:

Matt the Bruins fan: I have to face the fact that posting here is literally an addiction now... having a TV show get pre-empted or a friend not call on a given day does NOT make me want to curl up under a blanket for 14 hours straight. (OK, so rainy chilly weather may have contributed slightly...)

thessaly: I remember seeing a quote ages ago (paraphrasing from memory), "If addiction is measured by how many times an animal will push a bar to its own detriment, readnews is the most addictive substance on earth"

I guess now we should substitute 'push a mouse button' and (newsgroup of choice).

Suddenly, I feel old. :)

When I was a young 'net user we didn't have fancy GUI interfaces or HTML- just green or yeller' text on a monochrome screen - AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY! We had to FTP uphill both ways and store files on a cassette drive at 300 baud that sounded like a cat barfing and half the time it wouldn't even CONNECT! But we were greatful, not like kids are these days...

Anne W. - Feb 25, 2003 1:51:58 pm PST #2633 of 10000

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Jesse, in Bureaucracy:

The how we decide what to discuss discussion and decision comes next, I think.

Christ, I can't believe I just typed that.

Theodosia - Feb 25, 2003 5:04:15 pm PST #2634 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

In the Movies Thread:

Sean K:

Plus, Mad Max has a non-blue Zhaan overflowing with long, crimped, blonde locks.

(Which reminds me, how did that woman get her hair crimped in a post- apocalyptic Australia?)

DavidS:

Solar powered waffle iron.

Katie M - Feb 25, 2003 5:47:00 pm PST #2635 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Cindy on Buffy, in, well, Buffy (not even really a spoiler but whitefonted):

Motivational speaking isn't her gift; death is her gift.

bon bon - Feb 25, 2003 11:41:22 pm PST #2636 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

erinaceous in Natter; formatting dedicated to the COMM movement. You know who you are.

Me:

Hey! It's our tenth anniversary this year!

DH:

What's ten again?

Me:

I don't know.

DH:

I think it's cock. I think you're going to like it, but I'm really not looking forward to it. Oh, and I already got your gift.

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