Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
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I like it even better with his followup, AmChau...
in Bitches,
Erikaj: but sometimes I do picture Bec saying things like "I just wanted to know if you've been to the grocery store. Not the food's life story."
billytea: Hee. Me: [crestfallen] "But it's really an interesting story. I mean, you'd never look at pecans the same way again." Bec: "Precisely my point."
Good call, Meara. I meant to do that, but got distracted. Thanks for fixing it.
Heather, in Music:
I really liked that album y'know. I liked Heather Nova's cover of "I Have the Touch." But that may be because of my huge Peter Gabriel love. Any time I'm around people who know me and a PG song is on, I say, "Hey, this is Peter Gabriel, and what do we know about Peter Gabriel."
My friends: (Reciting) Peter Gabriel has never written a bad song.
In Bureaucracy - so many Is:
Jon B: I said I'd I'll htmlify it.
Go ahead - Mock my typo! You'll get yours, missy!
MWAH!
I can only hope.
In Buffy (whitefonted):
Schmoker: Amy is just dull as dirt. I think the actress only knows two facial expressions.
Aimee: Two? What's the other one?
Discussing Season Six over in Buffy:
ita: ...As soon as Willow looked competitively powerful, it already looked like they were going down a bad news route. They just handled it like crap.
Betsy Hanes Perry: "a bad news route." That's the one with six deadbeats, two houses with latched gates, one customer who insists that the paper be left inside the front door, and five angry dogs, right?
Spoilerly Buffy exchange:
Schmoker: Now I want Giles to break into song again. He can look right at them and let go with, "Oh, better far to live and die, Under the brave black flag I fly"
"Foooor, I am the Evil Giles. And it is, it is a glorius thing to be the Evil Giles."
Daniel C. Jensen:
Could go Gilbert and Sullivan....
"I am the very model of an evil ex-librarian, I know you expect good of me, but I'm really quite contrarian..."
From FanFic topic:
Am-Chau Yarkona:
I, personally, completely in the inside of my head, cannot understand this at all. How can you not totally be in love with the idea of magic, for instance?
But I realise this is totally, totally personal, and I gave up seriously trying to convert people some time ago, unless they actually asked to have things recced to them, because I invariably end up sitting in the corner just saying, "Elves, man. Elves. How can you not love elves?" over and over again.