I can handle the Oz Full Monty. I mean, not 'handle' handle.

Xander ,'Help'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Vortex - Feb 09, 2003 10:45:34 pm PST #2397 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

That needs whitefont, Vortex.

oops, apologies.


Hil R. - Feb 09, 2003 11:47:28 pm PST #2398 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Rebecca Lizard, in Spike's Bitches:

<considers>

Now I want pizza.

Or sex. But I could write this paper more easily while simultaneously hypothetically eating, than the other.


Nilly - Feb 10, 2003 1:11:22 am PST #2399 of 10000
Swouncing

sj in previously:

I am 4'11" so in my world there are children younger than 9, and really tall people.


Nilly - Feb 10, 2003 4:06:49 am PST #2400 of 10000
Swouncing

From Natter:

Betsy: For tiny quantities of blood, your own saliva removes it beautifully. (You can't use somebody else's saliva. It has to be yours.) Fun facts you learn from being a needleworker. Sooner or later you WILL baptize the piece you're working on.

ita: The vision of grabbing someone by the tongue and milking them for stain removing spit can now be cleansed from my imagination.


Cindy - Feb 10, 2003 5:20:02 am PST #2401 of 10000
Nobody

Deena in Bitches...

Aidan has a new nickname. I, being a mother and therefore entitled, suddenly couldn't remember his name today, and referred to him when speaking to Greg about him, as "Spike". We have decided that he and Kara are superheroes. Their super identities? Raptor Girl and Spike.


Jessica - Feb 10, 2003 7:20:51 am PST #2402 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Spoilery in Buffy:

Trudy: Giles said "Please, I need to live." It was the "please" that caughtt he Bringer's memory. He asked what was so important for him here? "True love," Giles replied


Betsy HP - Feb 10, 2003 8:56:36 am PST #2403 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

In Natter:

Trudy: How the hell are you two single?

MechaKrelboyne : Speaking only for myself, of course, a fine mixture of misanthropy and cowardice.

[edited to make everybody else look crazy.]


Nilly - Feb 10, 2003 8:58:58 am PST #2404 of 10000
Swouncing

Actually, I think that was in Natter (because I remember reading that, in the great laundry-heroes discussion). t nitpick t nitpick Oh, come on t nitpick I can't close that tag.


Emily - Feb 10, 2003 8:59:25 am PST #2405 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Pretty sure that was Natter, as I don't read Bitches.

Edit: cross-post, and also, need to capitalize, because one way it's me offering up superfluous commentary and the other it's me being really nasty and rude.


Sue - Feb 10, 2003 9:00:02 am PST #2406 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Nilly use the "t" fake tag tag and put a "/" in front of your text