Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.

'Help'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Feb 06, 2003 8:43:07 am PST #2293 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

DXMachina, in Dude, Where's My Precious?:

I agree that fantasy (and SF) worlds must have a set of underlying rules that can't be broken, but I'm not sure that the rules have been broken here. Middle Earth has the same physical laws as this Earth. Water still flows downhill everywhere we see it, and a waterfall acts like a waterfall. Still, it's also been shown in the books that, given enough magical power, some of those physical laws might be nudged a little here and there. If Manwe did have a reason for wanting Boromir's corpse to make it unscathed down the falls, then I suppose it could happen. However improbable, there was already a minute chance that it could make it down intact. Magic can be seen as the ability to make the improbable probable.

It's no more improbable than Gandalf surviving his plunge with the Balrog. How improbable was that?

Aragorn: But I saw you fall.

Gandalf the newly white: Didn't I ever tell you about Balrogs, boy. Balrogs bounce!


Jessica - Feb 06, 2003 9:42:44 am PST #2294 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Natter:

Shrift: I don't want any part of a contest that I can't win with apathy and snark.


DXMachina - Feb 06, 2003 9:53:28 am PST #2295 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

From the same post as above:

Shrift: In my hometown, the bowling alley is the happenin' scene. Social hotspot. It's a dark, smoke-filled skank of a bowling alley where old men are curled protectively around their beer and the women's hairstyles are proof that the '80s are still hanging on by their Lee Press-on Nails.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 06, 2003 10:05:54 am PST #2296 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

From Bureaucracy:

Wolfram: Cool, my first earworm. Take that, Khan.


Steph L. - Feb 06, 2003 10:06:06 am PST #2297 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Betsy:

But why pays attention to the opinions of guys who ignore nipples?


Wolfram - Feb 06, 2003 11:28:03 am PST #2298 of 10000
Visilurking

In Natter:

Sean K.’s theory of Skipple:

Skipple would then be the theory that if you leave any non-zero number of Buffistas alone in Natter, they will generate more posts than you could possibly threadsuck in a lifetime.

And Nutty’s Natter breakdown:

Dude. I have read [east coast] overnights. 150 posts of Kat and Aimee talking about what to have for dinner, followed by a discussion of where they have mislaid Alibelle, and ita waxing joyous about having been beaten up. Interspersed with talk about insomnia, halacha, Australia and/or cute Buffista babies in Germany. And then? Theodosia crows the morning!


DXMachina - Feb 06, 2003 1:35:55 pm PST #2299 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Suela, in Natter:

Buffista sanity, however, is a moving target. Grab it while you can.


Kat - Feb 06, 2003 1:53:57 pm PST #2300 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Not spoilery from Angel:

Person Unknown

His soul doesn't make him feel regret and remorse.

ita

I think his does. That's why he was given it. The gypsies wouldn't have given him mine.


amych - Feb 06, 2003 2:23:18 pm PST #2301 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

From Angel, nonspoilery

sumi (placing a bet)

a fistful of Angoras

connie neil

Now seeing a new series of Clint Eastwood movies. Fistful of Angoras, For a Few Angoras More, The Good, the Bad, and the Furry.


P.M. Marc - Feb 06, 2003 2:40:37 pm PST #2302 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

In UnAmerican, setting 'em up, knocking 'em down.

Billytea

I've often thought that there should be a single word in Russian (and, for that matter, Ukrainian) that means "Oh crap, here they come again".

Shawn

"Poland."

Edited for location