Giles: I'm sure we're all perfectly safe. Dawn: We're safe. Right. And Spike built a robot Buffy to play checkers with. Tara: It sounded convincing when I thought it.

'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


amych - Jan 18, 2003 11:16:58 am PST #1938 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Speed-dating for geeks:

JohnH: I hadn't realised it was 8x8=64 minutes of dating. That's kind of satisfyingly geeky. You've been octal-dating. You've dated 1000 guys in binary notation.

itaNow that is number slutting.


Jessica - Jan 18, 2003 11:17:01 am PST #1939 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Steph:

Embrace the logic AND the polka.


Steph L. - Jan 18, 2003 11:44:53 am PST #1940 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter, tangentially about 8-minute dating:

Hec:You want to date the guy whose ass you can kick? I thought you'd want a guy that could give you a challenge.

Shawn:Dude, then she'd be dating crazy Ivan. That's no good.

I'd want a challenge too, but he don't have to be able to recite the bill of rights.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 18, 2003 1:37:47 pm PST #1941 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Every time my dad preached about how ready he was for Jesus to come again, I would think, "Oh, sure YOU are. You've already had sex."

Bwah. Tagging.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 18, 2003 1:58:37 pm PST #1942 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

BHP, from Buffy:

"And I alone have lived to tell the tale."

t head falls off

"Oh, dear. Let me rephrase. I alone am HERE in some form, living or otherwise, to tell the tale."


Burrell - Jan 18, 2003 3:02:04 pm PST #1943 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

RL, you do know what I'm about to suggest, right? Please white font that, even context-free it seems kinda spoily. Danke!


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 18, 2003 3:06:09 pm PST #1944 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Really? I thought it only might be spoilery if you knew it was supposed to be spoilery. But I'll go back & change.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 18, 2003 3:12:13 pm PST #1945 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

OK, not spoilery at all. From Bitches:

Jess: Quick, someone entertain me before I read any more of the Worldwide Communications Joe Millionaire thread.

billytea:

<does tap dance>

<remembers is now in a foreign country>

<does faucet dance>


Burrell - Jan 18, 2003 3:12:30 pm PST #1946 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

It's entirely possible that I am being overprotective. But thanks.

PS, love the blank COMM post. Sheer genius.


Rebecca Lizard - Jan 18, 2003 3:13:29 pm PST #1947 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I'm inblisible!