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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DXMachina - Dec 15, 2002 6:40:19 am PST #1301 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

mikal - There hasn't been a demographic aimed at my group since Lawrence Welk and Father Knows Best. And I sent a postcard to coca cola and got NOTHING! but a polite form letter. Soooooo ... when I re-send .... I will definitely change my identity credentials, earning and spending history and tendencies and will increase the size of my family.

Allyson - You will reproduce for Coca Cola? You have transcended the meaning of "consumer confidence."

Theodosia - Dec 15, 2002 8:59:19 am PST #1302 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Allyson in Firefly:

You and I had more chemistry than Inara and Mal. The wilting parsley in my fridge has more chemistry with the empty bottle of barbecue sauce.

The stale box of Kashi (how does one know when it's stale?) has more chemistry with the can of rock solid coconut macaroons atop my fridge.

I really need to go grocery shopping.

Jesse - Dec 15, 2002 9:40:48 am PST #1303 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In Buffy:

Cindy: Can't knowing the difference between lay and lie be the Buffista-test, instead?

DXMachina: Lay is what you do during sex. Lie is what you do after sex ("Was it good for you, too?" "Yup.").

Theodosia - Dec 15, 2002 5:33:14 pm PST #1304 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Heather Alayne, on comparative sports:

We watched a bit of bowling last night while we were out. It was on after the rodeo. Not quite as gripping. Maybe if the bowlers hurled themselves at the pins and then had to dodge that thing that comes down to sweep them away.

DXMachina - Dec 15, 2002 7:53:32 pm PST #1305 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Tim -

Jesse - Sean Astin showed me his tat. I told him that elvish had left the building.

§ ita § - Dec 15, 2002 7:58:30 pm PST #1306 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More Tim, in Firefly:

FIREFLYIN' SHOUTOUTS TO ITA, KRISTEN, ALLYSON, JEN, brenda m, MATT THE BRUINS FAN, p.m. macontell, Kiba Rika, Rebecca Lizard, Typo Boy! And big ol' BOARD {{{{HUGZ}}} to all my brothas and sistahs!

YOU CAN'T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME!!!!!

DXMachina - Dec 15, 2002 8:06:58 pm PST #1307 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Ya know, we shoulda suspended him for that, just for the hell of it... :)

§ ita § - Dec 15, 2002 8:07:32 pm PST #1308 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now we're going to be accused of a double standard.

DXMachina - Dec 15, 2002 8:13:26 pm PST #1309 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

We could give him a yellow card. He loses possession, and you get a free kick.

§ ita § - Dec 15, 2002 8:16:16 pm PST #1310 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Since you know I'm all about the free kick.

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