Spike: Or maybe Captain Forehead was feeling a little less special. Didn't like me crashing his exclusive club, another vampire with a soul in the world. Angel: You're not in the world, Casper.

'Just Rewards (2)'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Rebecca Lizard - Dec 14, 2002 3:51:41 pm PST #1288 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Fay in Bitches:

Evening all - it is I, Skippy, the Skippity skipping Queen of Thread-skippers. And Boxers. And little girls with pigtails. And Kangaroos. (Actually, quite often kangaroos do box, which makes them doubly my minions. [And sometimes little girls box, but then they're mostly ita or possibly one of her relatives and I'd be scared to try to minionize them.])


P.M. Marc - Dec 14, 2002 4:00:55 pm PST #1289 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

The morning after the night before, as Angus begins to sober up...

Angus: Oh God, I just noticed a split infinitive...


Fay - Dec 14, 2002 4:11:36 pm PST #1290 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

The above speaks volumes about my love of all things Buffista.


Fay - Dec 14, 2002 4:38:19 pm PST #1291 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Over in Bitches:

Heather Alayne: Guess what I'm getting for Christmas from a friend who's back home visiting from Spain?

Steph L: A Spaniard?


Jesse - Dec 14, 2002 7:20:07 pm PST #1292 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

FayJay in Natter:

(actually, that's just reminded me - I did have the virtual online sex once, several years ago. It was almost accidental - I was looking at bisexual sites & chatroomy places one evening, in an embracing-the-inner-dyke kind of way, and I found one which turned out to be for, eh, fairly explicit conversation of a having-virtual-sex variety. And, you know, it seemed terribly rude to just say no. So there was the ad hoc porn. Jings. I'd completely forgotten about that.)


esse - Dec 14, 2002 7:46:32 pm PST #1293 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Hil in Natter, quoting Some Random Person:

I think I've found my favorite IMDB user comment ever:

The reason I like this movie is because it has a very sweet plot to it. It tells a story about a girl trying to fly birds South. Usually movies with birds in them are not scary films, but touching ones. Except for "The Birds". That isn't all that touching.


§ ita § - Dec 14, 2002 9:23:45 pm PST #1294 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson in Firefly:

I got as far as Simon milking Wash's engorged cock, and then I went completely blind.


Rebecca Lizard - Dec 14, 2002 9:46:48 pm PST #1295 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

BHP, Firefly spoilery only if you don't know a basic thing about one of its character's premises:

His sister may be insane, but she is insane in a tasteful, upper-class way. She was kidnapped by the government and tortured.

It isn't as if she's leaning up against the wall drinking Sterno and prophesying doom.


DCJensen - Dec 14, 2002 10:50:32 pm PST #1296 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

victor infante - in Natter:

Slooooow news night. Want to go home and cuddle wife and ferrets.


Theodosia - Dec 15, 2002 5:35:19 am PST #1297 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Somebody quoted this in Natter, and it was too impossibly far back for me to find who said it in the first place, so will the right Buffista possibly speak up to be identified with it?:

I think there could be aliens. I also would understand if they think we came in on the "special", little spaceship, and didn't want to spend much time with us.