This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Jess M. - Dec 11, 2002 12:13:17 pm PST #1227 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

Erikaj:

I think you have to know more than I do to say "I'm a Buddhist." Unless you're famous.


Ellen S. - Dec 11, 2002 12:21:20 pm PST #1228 of 10000
there is something to be said for the lyric and imperial attitude / believe that everything is for you until you discover that you are for it

BHP in Firefly: (non-spoilery, but not taking any chances)

Simon isn't gay. He will come over and cry on my shoulder and I will help him prove that he isn't gay. And he will be all happy.

I will call it Gorram and Sympathy.


Nutty - Dec 11, 2002 2:49:22 pm PST #1229 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Firefly, unspoily riffing on a Which Character Are You? quiz:

askye : I got Wash all the way.

DXMachina : I'm Wash.

Betsy Hanes Perry : I am Spartacus.

Daniel C. Jensen : "I'm Batman."

Betsy Hanes Perry : You are number six.


ChiKat - Dec 11, 2002 5:29:22 pm PST #1230 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

JessPMoon: I have no idea what we planned for dinner tonight. I'm almost done boiling my jars

Steph L: Mmmmm...jar stew...


Betsy HP - Dec 11, 2002 5:45:01 pm PST #1231 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Jilli on the perils of clubbing:

It's weird for me, but that's because the only place that I can go dancing at that is smoke & alcohol -free is the local 'sex positive community centre'. So no drunk people or smoke, but a whole lot of people with no sense of rhythm who insist on being naked while dancing.


Elena - Dec 11, 2002 7:24:56 pm PST #1232 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

connie, in Bitches

crap, now I'm designing bondage-themed cross-stitch patterns.


Elena - Dec 11, 2002 7:27:56 pm PST #1233 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Ouise in Atlantic Canadians

My friend J*** arrived back today from Tennessee, which has far too many repeated letters in it. Honestly, just look at it!


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 12, 2002 2:32:43 am PST #1234 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Billytea, quoting Betsy and commenting:

Run 'em through your Victorinox strainer

You realise I'm imagining this flipping out of a Swiss army knife, right?

(Thanks for the correction!)


Elena - Dec 12, 2002 2:37:14 am PST #1235 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

Betsy said the first bit.


Alibelle - Dec 12, 2002 2:37:35 am PST #1236 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

joss: Dark Angel Forever Mutant Enema Joss, Up Close, Is Not So much A Hottie as He Is A Doughy Egomaniacal Troll Minear's Coattails (in no way paid for by Tim.) (Honest.)

edit: Dang. Elena nabbed the number I wanted.