One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


victor infante - Jan 14, 2005 6:25:12 pm PST #9972 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Did I say forty parts earlier? Let's try forty-three. Ish.


erikaj - Jan 14, 2005 6:28:40 pm PST #9973 of 10001
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

Clapping.


victor infante - Jan 14, 2005 6:32:16 pm PST #9974 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Clapping

Thanks, but ending the world? Harder than it looks.


SailAweigh - Jan 14, 2005 7:09:53 pm PST #9975 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Worth the wait, then.


Karl - Jan 14, 2005 10:59:42 pm PST #9976 of 10001
Love one another.

Spike and Connor fell back to back against the encroaching hoard of monsters,

Homophone. You want 'horde' here.

Willow strode toward Oz, her strength quickly regaining.

You want either 'quickly regaining her strength' or 'her strength quickly regained' here.

Thanks, but ending the world? Harder than it looks.

I believe you; the effort is admirable.


victor infante - Jan 15, 2005 4:22:28 am PST #9977 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Thanks, Karl. Fixes made.


Gris - Jan 15, 2005 10:56:38 am PST #9978 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Pssh. Ending the world is easy. Ending it this well and interestingly, however, I imagine would be real hard. SO ready to read it all in one go.


victor infante - Jan 15, 2005 8:00:30 pm PST #9979 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Pssh. Ending the world is easy. Ending it this well and interestingly, however, I imagine would be real hard. SO ready to read it all in one go.

Me to! Hope it all concludes in a satisfactory manner--what I'm attempting to pull in these last bits is ... well, hard. I think it's all coming together.


erikaj - Jan 16, 2005 10:06:05 am PST #9980 of 10001
If Scooby Doo taught me anything, it's that the only thing to fear is real-estate developers.Lisa Simpson

If you pull it too much, you could go blind, Victor. Ok, if that was one of my first thoughts of the morning, it must be time to write Munch again soon. Sorry.


victor infante - Jan 16, 2005 8:57:39 pm PST #9981 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Part Forty-Two: Start Again

“The world is older than any of you know,” said Giles, “and contrary to popular mythology, it did not begin as a paradise. For untold eons, Demons walked the earth; made it their home…their hell.”

Amy was not present for that conversation, but she can see it so clearly in their minds—Giles, Buffy, Xander, Willow—each and every one of them recalled it as they watched the First and Jasmine stare each other down—the assembled heroes, villains and monsters waiting for one of them to make a move; Wesley, particularly, fixed upon his doppelganger.

She could follow the strand of memory back in time.

“In time, they lost their purchase on this reality,” said and the way was made for the mortal animals. For man.”

Angel and his team are lost in memories of Illyria, Amy realizes, and she follows that thought to the Deeper Well. “There’s a Hole in the world,” says Spike. “You’d think we would have noticed.”

There was always something missing. She gathers time together, infinitesimal tachyons soaking into her flesh. She is not Amy Madison. A smooth British voice is reading her a children’s story. She is not Winifred Burkle, but she can see the wisps of her spirit coalescing before her—slim, beautiful woman she thinks. Fragile. All these human beings are fragile. This movement in three dimensions. It is a cage. It is a prison.

And in an instant, she is standing among the heroes and the villains and the monsters—her skin blue, armored in carcass. They tremble at her visage, for she is powerful, and beautiful.

“I am Illyria,” she says, staring at the First. “And there shall be a reckoning.”