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Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Atropa - Dec 27, 2004 3:00:41 pm PST #9929 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Plei wrote Kissinger slash. It was horrifically beautiful.

Go on, click. You know you want to.


WildDemon Cornelius - Dec 27, 2004 3:04:41 pm PST #9930 of 10001
Take your fingers off it, don't you dare touch it, you know it don't belong to you, to you...

"Snyder/Joyce/Holland Manners"

Being a literary geek, I thought for a second you meant Gary Snyder and James Joyce. That might have been interesting. But...Snyder, Joyce, and Holland Manners? That's gotta be the most random pairing ever. Did she put a bunch of character names in a hat and draw them out?

How about Quentin Travers/Jonathan/Lorne?


deborah grabien - Dec 27, 2004 3:08:08 pm PST #9931 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

It was only surpassed in ookiness by her Snyder/Joyce/Holland Manners threesome.

Oh, dear heavens, I remember that. I had forgotten it. But now I remember it.

Bring on the Kissinger slash! For lo, it was ever so much, er, less stressful on the psychic eyeballs.


WildDemon Cornelius - Dec 28, 2004 12:02:53 am PST #9932 of 10001
Take your fingers off it, don't you dare touch it, you know it don't belong to you, to you...

How about Kissinger/Holland Manners slash? Assuming Kissinger's existence in the Jossverse, they had to have met. (I hope no one takes issue w/ my suggestion that Kissinger would be willing to deal with an evil law firm)


victor infante - Dec 28, 2004 6:55:33 pm PST #9933 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Part Thirty-four: Not enough time in the world

In an aspect of Los Angeles, suspended outside of time, Illyria’s body quaked with small tremors as she strained to keep a sea of monsters at bay. She was slipping. Although she could feel her power flowing back to her, it was still too much for the borrowed body she wore, and she knew that if she faltered, the dissipation of this pocket universe would prove volatile, opening a doorway in time that would leave the Earth merciless before an onslaught of demons, gods and things older than both.

And in a city that covered a planet that was, in some ways, also hidden inside Los Angeles—a city hidden within a pinpoint in time—Faith buckled in surprise as Xander, possessed by the spirit of a hyena, leapt at her with a feral swiftness that knocked her off guard. The two entwined in combat, their blows pummeling one another. Justine leapt forward to assist the other slayer, but found her way blocked by a frail-looking old man with a sword.

And underneath crystallized pieces of the souls of gods, Amy and Willow chanted in one voice, a voice that seemed to come from beyond them. Their gestures were mirrors of each other’s now, the light flickered rhythmically between them as three mystics watched on, silently granting them will.

And in Los Angeles as they understood it, a doorway of light emerged in the lobby of the abandoned Hyperion Hotel, appearing before Buffy Summers and Riley and Samantha Finn. The three had waited near-wordlessly for hours, fidgeting with weapons, staring at watches. When the portal appeared, each looked to the other silently, then—hands shading their eyes—the three stepped into the light.

“She can’t hold it,” said Spike, his gaze fixed intently on Illyria. And he was right—the waves of energy being absorbed into her were cut fissure into her body, and blue flame erupted from what was once flesh. The shield she’d erected began to buckle, and the torrent of demons stepped forward. Angel and Spike flew forward first, their fists landing like jackhammers. Oz transformed into a wolf, but instead of following into combat, he stayed back with Illyria and Gunn, now nearly dead from his earlier wounds, and guarded them from harm.

Justine dodged Doc’s sword, but with each stroke the blade seemed closer. Faith knocked Xander off of her, and tried to move toward the elderly demon, but he was too quick, spinning and nicking her. Xander attempted to pounce, but Connor blocked him, and soon the two were locked in combat. The warriors formed into a tableaux of sorts, their ballet almost choreographed. But one stood apart from the combat—Dawn Summers, sister of who most considered the real slayer and once a key to unlock the doors between dimensions. For Dawn, it was as though a presence took hold of her, and with an eerie stillness, she walked past the battle and looked up at the sky. “It’s turning red,” she said, and suddenly all combat ended. “The sky is turning red.”

Illyria could feel her body disintegrating. She was dying, she figured, and as the realization hit her, she thought of Wesley—wondered how he’d managed to survive past his death, what he was planning now. “Whatever you’re planning, Wesley,” she said. “Do it quickly.” And as the words left her mouth, a doorway of light appeared, and the slayer and two human soldiers joined the fray—not enough to turn the tide, but enough to keep it at bay a few minutes more. Illyria smiled, and thanked Wesley silently, but then, she looked forward in time—she could do that again, she realized--and knew they weren’t out of danger.

Rupert Giles watched as the two young women—he could hardly help but think of them as children still, despite their power—transitioned into the third part of Wesley’s spell. Indeed, Giles was impressed by the elaborate nature of Wesley’s plan, its exacting attention to detail. He watched the two women—two powerful witches, both of whom he knew he should have paid more attention to—and saw them push themselves past exhaustion, saw them begin reaching into the fabric of the (continued...)


victor infante - Dec 28, 2004 6:55:38 pm PST #9934 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

( continues...) pocket dimension, and extending the time within it, drawing it back to the “real” world by force of will. His own time seemed relatively slow, however, when a gunshot fired and Willow screamed with pain, falling out of the ritual. Giles turned as if in slow motion, and Ethan Rayne stood holding a pistol, wearing a menacing smile.

And in an aspect of Los Angeles, suspended outside of time, Illyria’s body disintegrated completely, and heroes and monsters alike watched in horror as the sky collapsed.


Karl - Dec 29, 2004 12:40:34 am PST #9935 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Wow, Victor. There's a lot to juggle here. On my first pass, I'll just make two nit-picks:

And in a city covered a planet that was, in some ways, also hidden inside Los Angeles—

I can't parse this in a way that makes sense.

“Whatever you’re planning, Wesley,” she said. “Do it quick.”

Unless this is intentionally evocative of Fred and a Southern colloquialism, Illyria's speech is formal enough that you want 'quickly' instead of 'quick' here.

I'm eager to see how this looks when mixed in with the rest; this scene demands a lot more of the reader's attention to keep track of multiple people at once. But it's good work; I look forward to seeing more of it.


Lee - Dec 29, 2004 5:43:57 am PST #9936 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Victor, I fell behind in reading this thread, and had to skip. Are you going to post everything in one place once you are done?


victor infante - Dec 29, 2004 5:56:06 am PST #9937 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Karl, corrections made. Thanks.

Are you going to post everything in one place once you are done?

That's the plan, assuming I ever finish it. Maybe I'll just end it there. (:


victor infante - Dec 30, 2004 5:56:04 pm PST #9938 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Part Thirty-five: …To be the bad man

Ethan was remarkably fast. No sooner had he shot Willow, than he swung the pistol upside Giles’ head, knocking the Watcher to the floor. Wesley was drawing his pistol, but Ethan—still smirking—uttered a word Amy couldn’t understand and, in an instant, Wesley vanished, replaced by another diamond embedded in the wall.

“But… but … I thought you were on our side,” stuttered Amy, dazed and too weakened from her and Willow’s spells to act quickly. She tried to draw ambient magical energy to her, but it was doing no good.

“Oh, puh-LEASE,” said Ethan, rolling his eyes. “Don’t you get it? I’m the bad guy. I’m always the bad guy. And so are you. Please don’t tell me you’ve been falling for that redemption crap the werewolf has been … No. No, I can see it. Gods below, what is it with the Sunnydale crowd? ‘Oh, I’m a vampire, but I have a soul!’ ‘I’m a werewolf, but I really like tofu!’ ‘I’m the bad slayer, no! Wait! I’m …”

“Don’t you care that the world is going to end? Soon?”

“Of course I care,” said Ethan, still manic. “When the dimensions thin, which should be any minute now, the gods of chaos, whom I worship, will be free to wander the Earth to their hearts’ content. And I’ll be rewarded.”

“Rewarded?”

“Oh, yes. I’m hoping for something in a gold pocket watch. With my name engraved on it? Something to keep track of things as I wander the rubble of the world.”

“Don’t you get it? There won’t be any world left!”

“Oh, sure there will. The gods and demons will take their time trashing the place—fighting each other, gathering slaves. It will all be bloody marvelous.”

“You’re one sick puppy, you know that?”

Ethan’s smile grew even broader, his eyes more narrow.

“Thank you. About time someone around here figured that out. Of course, I can see you’re trying to figure out how to stop me. You can’t. Even if you get your strength back, you’re going to need it to hold the universe together while I walk out of here.”

“The … universe?”

“Well, a good chunk of it, anyway. But don’t worry. Willow could do it. Oh, but you’re not Willow, are you?”