You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


victor infante - Dec 04, 2004 4:13:43 pm PST #9861 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Part Twenty-Seven: Out of place

There was a piece of Justine that observed herself from a distance—the feral stance, the wild, side-to-side nervous glance. She was wound like a spring, ready to fight, but something was missing.

Faith fascinated her, she watched the power in her stride, the way her every movement sent small ripples through the air. There was something about her power that was … familiar. There was something there she wanted, but couldn’t articulate.

The two children tied to the stone were barely conscious. The girl was unfamiliar. The boy … yes. She had seen the boy somewhere, but couldn’t place him. And she hated him. That much she knew. If she were able, she’d slit the boy’s throat right now. Why did she feel that?

Not for the first time, she thought of Holtz, and clenched her hand so her nails cut her skin. She wanted to run away from all this, these people. But she was compelled to stay—she didn’t know how or why, just that it was important. That Holtz wanted it.

The strange man, Doc, was looking at his watch and watching the sky. She tried hard not to think about time—it seemed wrong here. The other two, Xander and Willow, had been gone for what seemed like hours, searching for Wesley. Outside her own head, she could see herself slitting the man’s throat like it was minutes ago, but it had to be longer than that. He looked so different. So pale. Someone said he was dead. Maybe he was a ghost. She didn’t know.

The boy, Connor, was stirring, looking up at her now.

“Justine,” he said. “Do you remember me?”

“No.”

“No,” said Connor. “Didn’t think so.”

“Should I?”

“Yeah,” said Connor. “You should. I’m Angel’s son.”

“Angel … has a son?”

“Yeah. You helped kidnap me. I got trapped in another dimension. There was a spell. Everyone forgot.”

“I didn’t … “

“Heh. You’re confused right,” said a sing-song voice that seemed to come from nowhere. “Poor little lost girl, her memory is gone. All gone.”

“Who’s there?” said Justine. “Who the fuck…”

“You’re out of synch,” said Connor. “I get that. Not only has the spell screwed up your memory, you’ve also been moved through time. Things have changed, Justine.”

“Nobody loves you here,” said the voice. “Nobody loves Justine.”

“I don’t know what …” started Justine, but she was haunted by a giggle that came from nowhere. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Justine is losing her miiii-nnnd,” sang the voice. “Justine is losing her …”

“STOP IT!!! STOP … ”

Justine couldn’t see the gun being held to her head, but she could feel it.

“Don’t move,” said Connor. “The voices in your head are about to get tetchy.”

Justine froze, and looked at Connor. His manacles were undone, as were Dawn’s. The two of them were rising shakily.

“Like I said,” said Connor. “I know two things. You’re head’s not all there….” An invisible pistol smacked against he back of Justine’s head. “And you’re not a slayer right now, are you?”

Justine fell. Connor fell beside her to make sure she was all right.

“That’s gonna bruise,” said Dawn.

“Yeah,” said a voice. “So is this.”

A fist was slammed into Dawn’s jaw, and she fell on impact. Connor turned to face Faith.

“Well, kid,” said Faith. “Looks like it’s you and me.”


Fay - Dec 05, 2004 4:28:37 am PST #9862 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Bloody hell, this is good.


victor infante - Dec 05, 2004 5:58:34 am PST #9863 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Bloody hell, this is good.

Thank you!


Anne W. - Dec 05, 2004 7:21:02 am PST #9864 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I am greatly enjoying this, Victor. I love how everything that happens makes perfect sense in light of what's happened before but is still surprising.


erikaj - Dec 05, 2004 8:36:48 am PST #9865 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod. Now that I've rented some "Manchild" I appreciate that fic even more, btw.


sumi - Dec 05, 2004 8:51:40 am PST #9866 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

This is so good Victor. It just keeps getting better.

I think I'm going to want to go back to the beginning and reread it once it's all done.


victor infante - Dec 05, 2004 1:20:58 pm PST #9867 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

This is so good Victor. It just keeps getting better.

Thanks. Closing in on the end, but still a little more mileage to go...


deborah grabien - Dec 05, 2004 3:28:49 pm PST #9868 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

This week's Open on Sunday drabble topic is "Time".

But Not For Love

She touches him.

She's older than she was before she died, either time she died. There are things she understands, things she can look at, see, acknowledge.

And here he is, world without end, except that oh, as usual, dear, the world's about to end, again. And she takes down Caleb, and Angel's still here. Damn, he says, I've missed this.

She touches his cheek for a moment. If he misses her dance of power, she misses something else: age, and death, the indignities of the grave, every imprint of mortality that can't touch him, but will someday take her.


deborah grabien - Dec 05, 2004 4:29:43 pm PST #9869 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Another one:

Regret (Darla)

She can't keep him.

It doesn't matter that she loves him. It doesn't matter that she believes he still loves her.

The sins that led them to this pass, two hundred years of murder, death, sadism, torture, Angelus' teeth deep in the flesh of so many, so very many, uncounted and unregretted, don't matter.

Until he got his soul back.

The soul matters.

And now she can walk in sunlight, and he accepts his soul, but she can't accept hers, it burns and nothing in all the years and nothing in all of time everlasting can bring them together again


Jen - Dec 05, 2004 5:37:33 pm PST #9870 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

Victor, I'm loving this fic of yours. It zings.

One grammar nitpick:

You alone, out of everyone here, is in complete control of yourself

I think that should be "You alone, out of everyone here, are in complete control of yourself." (I could be wrong, of course, so someone please feel free to contradict me if I am.)