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Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


victor infante - Nov 13, 2004 11:20:15 am PST #9808 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

In the City
Part Seventeen: Past life regression

Connor marveled at how the wind felt against his skin as he leapt from rooftop to rooftop. He’d forgotten it when his memories were rewritten. Come to think of it, he didn’t ever really appreciate it before that, either.

He had the best of both worlds, now. He knew that—just like he knew his parents were home and thinking he was down here in LA visiting friends. Which was, technically, true.

He entered the building through a skylight. Inside, a small coven of scale-faced demons was huddled by a heater. The air smelled like stale feces. “What were these freaks living on?” he wondered. Didn’t matter. He fell gracefully to the floor, landing in a battle crouch, ready to spring.

“The Destroyer!” shouted one, as the others scampered behind him.

“Yeah, right,” said Connor. “The Destroyer.”

“Leave here now or we’ll…”

“Piss yourselves on my shoe?” The demons whispered and conferred in a language Connor didn’t speak, turning again to face him.

“What do you want?” asked the one who was obviously the leader.

“There’s big things happening here in Los Angeles,” said Connor, coolly. “You things are brokers to the netherworld. Small-time, true, but…”

“We’re not small-time, you whelp!” Connor started forward, and they cowered. “Well, OK, there’s bigger.”

“I want to know who’s using Wolfram & Hart’s L.A. resources,” said Connor. “I want to know what happened to Angel.”

Connor had never seen anyone turn greener before. The thing was obviously freaked. He was amazed how easy this part of it was—the memories of being “the Destroyer” were so distant, they seemed like another person.

“I don’t know,” said the leader, after some contemplation. “I don’t know who you’re looking for. There’s rumors of a shaman of some sort, but…”

“Where can I find him?”

“I don’t know.”

“Can you find out?”

“What’s in it for us if we do?”

“You get to live,” said Connor. The thing turned greener still. He could get used to this.

“Come back tomorrow,” and I’ll have information for you.” Said the leader.

“Tomorrow, then,” said Connor. “It’s a date.”

With a bound, Connor leapt through the open skylight into the night sky. This was exhilarating.

“Of course,” said a voice, “When you get here tomorrow, they’ll have all kinds of bad-ass troll thingies and stuff to gang up on you.”

Connor swung around to face the voice, grabbing his knife from its sheathe as he turned. Behind him stood a man with an eye patch in a sharp, black suit.

“Hey, easy on the fisticuffs,” said the man. “I’m a Superfriend!”

“Who are you?”

“I was a friend of your father’s. Well, OK, friend is a strong term. We knew each other, anyway.”

The man stepped forward, and put out his hand.

“My name’s Xander Harris. We should talk.”


erikaj - Nov 13, 2004 1:23:56 pm PST #9809 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I finished "Gingerbread Homicide"! The last two parts are at [link] and [link]


sumi - Nov 14, 2004 7:31:02 pm PST #9810 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Woo hoo! Xander!


victor infante - Nov 15, 2004 4:31:45 am PST #9811 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Woo hoo! Xander!

Heh. Yeah, Xander's my must use.


deborah grabien - Nov 15, 2004 8:42:05 am PST #9812 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

This week's Open on Sunday was "watching".

Watching for an Answer

She's watched it twenty times now: the Slayer, a stake, a look of surprise, dissolution.

Dawn's not certain when the question became an obsession: that change to ash, did it hurt? Did the vampire burn? Was it peace, and if so, how, since there wasn't any soul to lay to rest?

She stands back, silently obsessing, keeping her eye on the furrowed face, the gleaming golden eyes, the unnatural canine teeth. Arm goes up, comes down, into the heart. Dissolution.

Peace? Pain? Fire? Ashes to ashes? Try as she might, she can't get a definitive look.

Dawn watches, and wonders.


victor infante - Nov 15, 2004 7:17:35 pm PST #9813 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

In the City
Part Eighteen: Blast from the past

The diner looked like the one they shot “Pulp Fiction” in, but Xander was quick to point out that that diner was actually in Hawthorne, and it wasn’t even open when they shot the film, but it re-opened afterward to cash in on movie geeks.

“You went there, right?”

“Just a burger and a Coke.”

Xander seemed all right. The eye patch made him look kind of secret agenty, but really, he was pretty laid back. Of course, Connor was anxious to hear what he had to say about his father.

“I don’t really know anything,” said Xander, sipping his soda. I know the government put together a team of mostly former bad guys to deal with the situation—which is OK, in a “Mod Squad” kind of way—but I’ve got a couple friends hooked up in the gig.

“I know this part,” said Connor. “They asked me to join, but I didn’t trust them. The whole thing was just …”

“Intense. I get that. But let me ask you a question….”

Xander had a way from shifting from … well, goofy… to serious in a heartbeat. His whole demeanor changed, and for a second, Connor realized that he kind of was a mystical secret agent sort of … guy. He didn’t have a name for it. Xander called himself a “Watcher,” but Connor didn’t know what that was supposed to mean.

“Why were those demons back there so afraid of you?”

“I guess they remember me from… oh”

Xander smiled, but there was a something both warm and terribly sad in that smile. Like he had figured something out, and was sorry that you had to know it, too.

“Right. No one’s supposed to remember you. I didn’t find out about you until the other day, and I’m pretty sure I’d have heard about Angel having a kid. So how did…”

“So how did the government know who I really was?”

“You want dessert?” asked Xander. “I want dessert.” Xander turned to flag the waitress while Connor processed the information. But as Xander turned, a thin, graying man in glasses was suddenly standing behind him.

“I’m sorry,” said the man. “I didn’t mean to startle you.”

Xander began sliding back against the seat, quickly drawing a revolver concealed beneath his jacket.

“You.”

“Now, now boys. If I’d come to fight, you’d already be dead. I just figured I’d come to extend an invitation.”

“Connor, run.”

“Connor, sit.”

Connor was paralyzed with indecision. This man seemed frail and genial, but Xander was clearly panicking, the gun aimed unsteadily in his shaking hand.

“You can call me, Doc, Connor. We’ll get along famously. I know a lot about losing loved ones.”

“Connor…”

“Don’t listen to him, boy,” said Doc, a blade quickly appearing in his hand. “This really doesn’t need to be a drama. I just want to have a nice, civilized discussion.”

Everything then happened at once. Xander fired, and the bullet’s impact seemed to stagger the old man, but not knock him down. Xander then leapt from the booth at the old man, who clasped his left hand around Xander’s throat while the right one stabbed the blade into his torso. Xander screamed in pain, dropping the revolver.

Connor stood to attack, but could see Xander—dazed and battered—mouthing the word to him.

“Run.”

And without another word, Connor leapt through the diner window, and in a symphony of glass, escaped into the night.


sumi - Nov 15, 2004 9:20:47 pm PST #9814 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Ooh, excellent.


lisah - Nov 16, 2004 5:00:09 am PST #9815 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Oh man. I got the shivers.


victor infante - Nov 16, 2004 7:39:47 am PST #9816 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Oh man. I got the shivers.

Heh. Thanks, all. Closing in on the end--definitely in the second half somewhere. But still weirdness to go.

And where's Anne W? It was her that called Doc, right?


Anne W. - Nov 17, 2004 4:49:06 pm PST #9817 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Yes! 'Twas I! Can I feel all gloaty? Is that allowed?