Mal: You tell me right now, little Kaylee, you really think you can do this? Kaylee: Sure. Yeah. I think so. 'Sides, if I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me.

'Bushwhacked'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


victor infante - Oct 24, 2004 8:06:39 pm PDT #9693 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

In The City Part Five: The Replacements

Her hair was a mess, but the jeans fit, and the tank top she found in the dresser suited her. She could feel the air-conditioning chill her skin. She was alive.

A knock came at the door. She stiffened defensively.

“Not everything’s an attack,” she thought, and then corrected herself. She really didn’t know where she was. She really wasn’t safe.

“You decent?” said a voice from behind the door. It was Oz.

“Yes,” she said, noncommittally.

Oz opened the door and peered in. “Cool. Riley wants to talk to you.”

“Riley?”

“Special Agent Finn.”

“Oh.”

She didn’t like Finn. She couldn’t put her finger on it, but he made her edgy. But then, everything made her edgy. Everything except…” “So,” she said, looking Oz in the eyes, “what are you? An errand boy for the Army?”

Oz pondered.

“Something like that.”

She followed him down the hall. They walked in silence to what appeared to be a living room. There were couches and a television set, and a large coffee table in the center. Riley sat in a comfy-looking chair at one end of the table, reading a file. A young blonde woman sat on the couch, absently flipping through a magazine.

“Justine,” said Riley. “Settle in OK?”

“Fine,” said Justine.

“Good,” said Riley. “So, I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here.”

Justine, Oz and the young woman on the couch stared blankly at him.

“Comedy,” said Oz, after a moment. “Not your strong suit.”

“Right,” Said Riley. “I just always wanted to say that. Anyway...”

“Who’s the new girl?’ said the woman on the couch. “And who’s her barber? He should be shot.”

Justine felt her fist clenching, but Oz stepped casually between the two women.

“Justine,” he said, this is Amy.”

Amy smiled, and Justine found herself immensely uncomfortable. Finn annoyed her, but this woman…”

“So you found yourself a slayer, huh?” said Amy. “Got yourself another replacement for the real thing, huh?”

“You’re not a replacement for Willow, Amy.”

“I could be.”

“As I was saying,” interjected Riley, hitting a button the TV’s remote control. “You three have been gathered as members of a response team.”

An image of a skyscraper appeared on the TV screen.

“Wolfram & Hart,” said Justine, under her breath.

“Right,” said Riley. “Headquarters of some major movers and shakers in the occult world. Also, the last known place this man was sighted.

Justine could feel her skin tighten at the man’s image.

“Angel,” she said.

“I understand you have a history with him,” said Riley, rather coolly.

"That’s not going to be a problem, is it?”

Justine looked at the picture of the man, then glanced at Oz, who was watching her. She looked back at Riley.

“What do you want me to do?”

“It’s our job to find out what happened to him. And, if possible, rescue him.”

Justine shuddered. She could feel her teeth begin to clatter, so she clenched them tight. Riley flipped through pictures of the rest of Angel’s team. Some she recognized, some she didn’t. The picture of Wesley Wyndam-Pryce flipped past, and she nearly leapt out of her skin. She couldn’t understand why she was having such a reaction to just the thought of the man.

Riley turned off the TV.

“Our … commander,” Justine noted the hesitation on the words, “the man in charge of this mission, he told me to expect this reaction.”

Justine wanted to leave. Now. Go back to the city and live on the streets again. She didn’t care. She wanted…

“I don’t know exactly what happened with you and Angel,” said Riley. “I never much liked the guy, either.”

“That’s because Angel used to bang his ex-girlfriend,” said Amy. Riley ignored her.

“But the boss says this is a chance to wipe the slate clean—for both you and him. I don’t know what that means, exactly, but I think he may be right.”

Justine relaxed.

“Fine,” she says. “I’ll do it. But why me? Why us?

Riley leaned back in his chair.

“Boss says that, all he knows, is that there’s been a battle foretold—a (continued...)


victor infante - Oct 24, 2004 8:06:43 pm PDT #9694 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

( continues...) slayer and her allies. We thought it was the original. I mean, Buffy.”

“The chick he used to bang,” said Amy. “You turn such an interesting sort of red, you know that?”

Riley ignored her, as best he could.

“So anyway,” said Amy, seizing the moment. “Buffy and her pals turned the Army down flat. Bad blood. So GI Joe here put together a bunch of replacements. I get to fill in for the witch,” she smiled at Oz again, “Oz there gets to fill in for their gopher,” Oz cocked an eyebrow, but said nothing, “and you get to be Buffy’s stunt double.” Everyone let this sink in.

“This is going to be so much fun. Now all we need is a watcher and a vampire with a soul, and it’ll be just like old times.

“We’re working on it,” said Riley.


Gris - Oct 24, 2004 8:26:31 pm PDT #9695 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Wow. Color me incredibly hooked.


DebetEsse - Oct 24, 2004 8:56:11 pm PDT #9696 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Or, as we say around these parts, "Oh, 'cause Wes and, what season is this? Is Spike? Dude!"

Spoiler-fonted because I have no idea if people want to hear my spec.


Connie Neil - Oct 24, 2004 8:59:40 pm PDT #9697 of 10001
brillig

Never liked Amy. Maybe she'll die horribly.


deborah grabien - Oct 24, 2004 10:02:06 pm PDT #9698 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Victor, fun!

Two quick drabbles here; this week's Open on Sunday theme was games. I'm afraid I went rather dark with the idea.

One

There is plague in Plymouth Colony.

ring around the roses

The blonde woman, with her curving smile and breath tasting of darkness, moves out of the shadows. The old man is alone; his family has fled, driven into the night by their terror of the buboes, the fever, the smell of death and contagion.

pocket full of posies

"Well, now." She smiles down at the dying man. He once paid her to flog him, calling her by a different woman's name. "What have we come to, here?"

ashes ashes

"All fall down," and she bends, eyes golden, to his throat.

Two

Faith, circling, smiling, feral, predatory. Buffy, hands manacled. Angel, giving that smile, the one Buffy remembers from her nightmares, her fantasies....

(hands in manacles, Angel touching his tongue to her, she can't go anywhere, she can't break the chains, she can never break the chains, she doesn't want to...)

Faith, smug, wanting to damage, flaunting what she thinks she's acquired from Buffy the rival, the Chosen, the golden favoured one. "When you're boyfriend's cutting into you..."

Buffy pulls her hands free, meets Angel's eye. "Psych", she tells Faith coldly.

They've been playing a game, here. Nothing more; just a game.


victor infante - Oct 25, 2004 4:41:37 am PDT #9699 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Never liked Amy. Maybe she'll die horribly.

It really is the island of misfit Scoobie wannabes. As to Amy dying, well ...


victor infante - Oct 25, 2004 9:10:23 am PDT #9700 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

They've been playing a game, here. Nothing more; just a game.

I was too tired to follow this last nigh, but I like it a lot.


deborah grabien - Oct 25, 2004 9:15:02 am PDT #9701 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Thankee, sir. I'm actually fonder of Darla dancing through bubonic plague, but hell, I'm very very weird that way.


victor infante - Oct 25, 2004 9:36:56 am PDT #9702 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Don't worry. I liked that too.