You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Oct 10, 2004 7:13:48 pm PDT #9682 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Victor, check your bold tags, please.

And damn, this sounds like fun. Lilah?


victor infante - Oct 10, 2004 7:15:45 pm PDT #9683 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

And damn, this sounds like fun. Lilah?

All will be revealed. heh, heh, heh...


deborah grabien - Oct 10, 2004 7:52:55 pm PDT #9684 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

...or Harmony? Or possibly Eve?

Yes, I'm thinking Eve.....


DebetEsse - Oct 11, 2004 7:03:28 pm PDT #9685 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

More or less trusted, though, doesn't sound like Eve.

I'm thinking Lilah. They'd comment on Harmony (and not take her seriously)


victor infante - Oct 11, 2004 8:38:38 pm PDT #9686 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Hey, look! It has a title now!

In the City
Part Three: In From the Cold

The moments perched above the alleyways hovered like a magician’s card trick. Time hovered impossibly, the moments blending into one. It could be hours, minutes. She couldn’t tell.

Then time snapped like an elastic band, and she was moving before her conscious mind registered what was happening. When reflecting upon it later—and she always reflected upon it later—she’d swear she never heard the screams until after she was moving.

The woman had fallen to the ground, her arms raised ineffectually above her as the vampires clawed at her. Her voice was raw from screaming, so raw that sound was no longer emerging from her mouth, but that didn’t stop her. She screamed silently while the monsters glowered. She was still screaming when the first monster dissolved to dust in front of her.

The second vampire turned to face Justine.

“Well,” he said, “looks like this will be exciting after all.”

Justine said nothing. The vampire’s fist came barreling toward her, and she blocked it effortlessly with her arm. Spinning, her leg kicked out, the impact near shattering the monster’s knees.

With another fluid motion, the stake thrust through the vampire’s heart.

She felt she should say something witty, some expression of triumph, but all there was here, she thought, was emptiness and dust. Her eyes fell on the woman.

“You OK to get home?” said Justine, without much feeling.

“Ye…yes,” said the woman. “My God… that thing.. you saved me.”

“Go home,” said Justine, turning and leaving. “Stay out of the dark.”

Justine stepped back into the shadows.

“Good advice,” said a voice, pleasantly, behind her. “It’s not safe.”

Justine swung around, ready to fight. Behind her stood a short young man, his hair dyed bright blue, in jeans and a bowling shirt. His hands were thrust deep into his pockets, and Justine could tell immediately he wasn’t looking for a fight. Still, she kept her distance.

“Easy,” said the man. “I’m a member of the hair club for humans, just like you.”

Justine thought absently about her hair then, realized how matted it must have become. For the first time in ages she realized how filthy she must be.

“Who are you?” she said. “Are you from the Council? I told them …”

“No,” said the man. “I’m not Council, although I know ‘em.”

“Then who are you?”

“Oh. Name’s Oz. I’m just here to talk.”

Oz knitted his brow in concern.

“And, maybe, we should get some real food in you.”

The door of them walked to a nearby diner. At first the staff bristled at Justine’s presence, but a smile and the slipping of greenbacks kept everything mellow. Justine remarked on how the man seemed to exude mellowness, as if the world simply calmed down around him.

She plowed through a salad and a burger with Oz not really saying much of anything before she finally spoke. And when she told her story, she told all of it, as best as she could remember—she found it odd how many details seemed to be missing. Oz didn’t flinch a bit.

When she finished Oz took another sip of coffee, and then folded his arms on the table.

“Rough story,” he said. “Sounds like you’ve gone through a world of hurt. Regret any of it?”

“Some,” she said. “None of it. It’s hard to say.”

“I get that,” he said. “How long have you been out here alone?”

“I thought you said you weren’t from the Council.”

“I’m not. I’m just doing a few favors for a friend.”

“I can’t take their ‘sacred destiny’ bullshit. I’ve done destiny. I’ve seen what a crock the prophecies are. I’m not buying what they’re selling.”

“But you still slay vampires…”

“Yes.”

“Well, here’s the offer. No sacred calling. No destiny. Just a paycheck, food and a place to crash.”

Justine watched Oz’s eyes. She had questions burning at her, but for the first time in a year, maybe more, she didn’t feel like her sanity was teetering on the edge. She sipped her coffee.”

“This friend,” she said. “What did he do to get you to play errand boy?”

“Saved my life a few years back.” He then seemed to re-evaluate that sentence. “Well, tried to. Close enough.”

Justine’s eyes were locked on the man, now. The things she’d done and seen were terrible, and he didn’t even blink at them.

“I’m not going to say it’ll all be pleasant,” he said. “Quite the contrary. A lot of it’ll suck. They’re pretty upfront about that.”

Justine pondered. Just that second, going back into the cold sounded less than appealing.

“Fine,” she said. “I’m in.”


erikaj - Oct 13, 2004 8:34:42 am PDT #9687 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Good one, Victor. In my Homicide Gingerbread fic, Giardello faces off with Mayor Wilkins here: [link]


deborah grabien - Oct 17, 2004 5:25:30 pm PDT #9688 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Dude, fun. This week's Open on Sunday challenge? Shakespearean quotes.

(note: one quote,from Othello, is used; another (from Hamlet is referenced and truncated.)

An opulent room, rich hangings, heavy furniture. All of it dimming, now.

This wound is mortal.

His eyelids are weighted: with death, with tears? He doesn't know. Something in him, looking at blue skin, blue lips, a chill that hides some passion he won't live long enough to identify, finds enough breath to whisper back. Aren't they all?

She knows. She understands. She takes off one face, replaces it with another. She gives him mercy. She lies to him, easing him out into shadow, into impenetrable darkness, into blinding light.

Put out the light, and then put out the light.


deborah grabien - Oct 18, 2004 9:56:03 am PDT #9689 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Another Shakespeare drabble.

This blue-eyed hag was hither brought with child

Supposedly, it never rains in Los Angeles. It's raining now. That, by itself, could speak to discerning hearts of impending apocalypse.

The present apocalypse is rather less subtle. Here are Holtz's forces, waiting, angry, eager for retribution. Here is Holtz himself. Behind, there are shadows with arms and legs. The alley has more than rain; it has the future, or perhaps not.

Darla, unable to deliver, surrounded by the protective phalanx of Fred, Gunn, Wesley. As Angel understands what she is about to do, she does it. Gone into dust, the child wailing in a puddle all that is left.


erikaj - Oct 18, 2004 12:14:07 pm PDT #9690 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, I have lots better stuff to do. Of course, that's why this flowed out. Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be

It’s not that I feel all that different from everyone else in the squad, not really. But sometimes I do find myself standing outside, miles away from Stanley and the cellist he was plucking. And Kay, she’s the smart one, but she’s settling for Danvers? Maybe they get really freaky and she plays with the stick shift on his Volvo. Say what you will about Felicia and me. We went for it, all eight times. And Megan, pretending it’s professional development sending her in to talk to Giardello every twenty minutes. Getting summoned by Gee never makes me smile. She’s got a nice smile with him. She ought to take the plastic off of it sometime so I don’t have to be afraid to say something dirty in the squad. Timmy’s like a high school boy, which is a total waste. Some of these women that come in here look at him like the last Snickers on Earth...even Naomi’s nice to him and fluffs her hair a little when he walks by, I’m lucky to get any of my messages. And I remember the journey that Felton’s on, how it feels like you’ve reached as much pain as you can stand, and there’s always more. But for some reason, I can’t stand Beau anymore since Kay’s been covering his ass. There is an erosion of professional standards all over the country...I’m disgusted she’ll participate in that.


deborah grabien - Oct 18, 2004 3:19:30 pm PDT #9691 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

One more Shakespeare quote. From Romeo and Juliet, of course. And thinking about it, "dawn" might be "morn", but I'm lazy.

It is the lark, the herald of the dawn; no nightingale.

Normally, the crypt is quiet.

Angel likes it that way. This is his prison, but it's his sanctuary too. There's a peculiar duality here: prison as refuge, and vice versa. A few years down the road, he'll be asking Faith if she ever felt that way.

He has a visitor. He's on his best behaviour, because he can't be anything else. Golden, beautiful, everything he wants and loves and can't touch, Buffy just came to hang out. Suddenly, her Slayer hearing picks something up: a fragment of birdsong.

"Morning," she says, "Mom'll kill me," and kisses him goodbye, and goes.