I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


sj - Oct 07, 2004 8:21:27 am PDT #9667 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

X-post with Fan Fiction:

I don't know if this has been mentioned already, but there is an article about fan fiction and how it can help train a writers to write their own material in the November issue of Writer's Digest.


erikaj - Oct 07, 2004 8:32:39 am PDT #9668 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Wow, sj, that's bitchin'. I should get one and send it to a certain somebody with "Told you so!" written on it.Even if that does void my Magical Cripple non-pettiness contract.


sj - Oct 07, 2004 8:39:34 am PDT #9669 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

We can't be petty? That's a problem. I am a very petty person.


erikaj - Oct 07, 2004 8:44:05 am PDT #9670 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Not if we are gonna teach people how to Live and Love and Feel, and such. But that's why I'm bad at it...well, that and being above the sins of the flesh...I pretty much suck at that full-time.


Betsy HP - Oct 07, 2004 8:50:03 am PDT #9671 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Ahem. I expect the two of you to Set An Example of Saintliness.


erikaj - Oct 07, 2004 8:54:50 am PDT #9672 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

That's why, Betsy, the Magical Cripple people have stopped sending me out...they expected healing and all they got was mental disorder humor and pounds of Munch fic. They're very disappointed.


sj - Oct 07, 2004 8:59:22 am PDT #9673 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Not if we are gonna teach people how to Live and Love and Feel, and such.

Fuck that. I have never had the stomach for it. Everytime some stranger or casual acquiantance comes up to me and says they are proud of me, I wanna smack them with my crutches on the back of the head.

that and being above the sins of the flesh...I pretty much suck at that full-time.

Me too.


deborah grabien - Oct 07, 2004 9:19:57 am PDT #9674 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Never trust anyone who claims to be above the sins of the flesh.

That's just wrong.


erikaj - Oct 07, 2004 9:42:44 am PDT #9675 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

They're "either a liar or a moron," Right? (obligatory Many-Splendored thing quotage.) "If you're a liar, than fine. But if you're a moron, you're just a bore. I may have to shoot you and put you out of your misery." Funny thing, watching something that often...it just bounces out.


deborah grabien - Oct 10, 2004 11:25:28 am PDT #9676 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

This week's open on Sunday drabble challenge is "slayers who aren't Buffy".

Amanda Lisle #1

I move through the garden like a ghost, empty-handed, unsupported.

In the shadows is my Watcher. He's supposed to train me, but I need little from him. He's supposed to cover me, but my power comes from a place he hates. He's supposed to protect me, but his son Rupert loves me, and the Watcher's resentment is bottomless.

The vampire leaps from the darkness. I call out a single command in French, a branch breaks free of the maple tree and flies. It takes the vampire in the heart.

The Watcher speaks through thin lips. "Stop using witchcraft," he snaps.