MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

erika, remind me to send you goodies when it comes time for our vow renewal.

Munch and a Glock. Meepmeepmeep.

I know he did it. I just know. Because despite his transformation into a law-protecting individual(certain, um, avenues of spiritual discovery aside) you touch his people, you'll have hell to pay.(He probably wouldn't go after somebody who shot *him* that strenously but Kay and Stanley are Munch's life.) And he was a pretentious little asshole, besides. And that's like, Munch's gig, left-wing version. People who've only seen him on L&O get horrified by the suggestion, but I want to have a telethon for them, anyway.

There is no doubt in my mind that he shot Pratt. None.

sighs. wishes she knew more/anything about H:LotS.

I wrote a little ficlet for this icon. Um. It makes no sense unless you know The Sandman canon, but, well, I rather like it. I hope you do too.

Meaningless

The library does go on and on in all the directions, up and down and left and right and wrong and forward and back. Dream wouldn't help her to find her doggy, even though they did it once before, went searching for something important, and she drove the car really nicely. They had such a nice time, and they got to see Destruction and Orpheus *and* find a doggy who could use big words – only Dream didn't seem to remember it like that. Maybe if she'd given him some of the cherries he might have been happier, and he could have found out what he would be when he grew up. Although – maybe it's too late for that, because Dream is already the grown-up-est person she's ever met or heard of. She secretly thinks he could do with growing down a bit.

It made her feel sort of gurgly in her stomach looking at her brother all pale and interesting, because there's something on the tip of her tongue that she can't quite – she can almost –

"Where have you looked for your dog, my lady?" asks the Borghal Rantipole politely, in a voice like dusty velvet armchairs. Delirium's brow clears, and her meandering walk turns into a purposeful march punctuated by occasional pirouettes.

"I looked in all the places I could think of. Timbuktoo, and Never Never Land, and the world without shrimp." As she speaks, she rakes her hand nervously through hair that changes its colour and length by the minute. The thought of her dog makes her bottom lip tremble, and her mismatched eyes grow moist, but the Borghal Rantipole, who is a very well bred nightmare, makes no comment. "And then I looked down the back of the sofa, but all I found was a chrysalis and a gold doubloon and a half-eaten apple with a worm in it. So I thought, I'll ask Destiny, because he knows all the things, but he didn't tell me where my doggy was, and then I saw Dream."

They walk on in silence for a little while, and Delirium thinks glumly that it isn't very nice when things go away. After a while she begins to sniff.

"Is there a word that means tear apart, and also means hold on tight?" she asks, her voice wobbling. She pats her pockets, suddenly remembering that they exist, and plunges both small fists deep inside, searching hopefully for a hanky. After a little rummage she produces a white linen one embroidered with strawberries, and blows her nose very noisily.

"Cleave," suggests the Borghal Rantipole, after she has finished wiping her nose.

"Oh. Yes."

She can almost – no. It's gone.

Around them the stacks go on forever and always, and she knows that what she should have done is told Dream it was all going to be all right. He can turn over a new leaf, or – that's not quite it, but she thinks she'd prefer him to be scary than sad. She can't ever remember him looking so sad, and it makes her cross, but also she feels like everything else is on the verge of turning into little coloured fish, leaving her the only solid thing in all the world.

There's something there, not quite – if she concentrates really hard, both her eyes can be the same colour, although afterwards she always feels like a birthday balloon with all the air gone out of it, and it hurts.

"He didn't look very happy," she confides. "I thought maybe I could sing him a song to cheer him up. I sing very good. Orpheus always liked to hear my songs." She trails a finger along the spines of books, and inside, all unnoticed, the letters start to dance and squirm, until at last everything is meaningless, and it looks like a hundred spiders dipped their feet in bottles of ink and then danced all over each page. "I think maybe he should leave the Dreaming for a bit. Have a holiday, with sand in the sun lotion and ice-cream melting too fast."

The Borghal Rantipole's mouth twitches, but he raises no objection to this image of the Lord Shaper. After a while Delirium's small hand finds his smaller one, and her fingers lace themselves between his leathery claws. She starts to hum something that wants to be cheerful, and around them, unnoticed, the bookshelves slowly give way to trees.

(Once again curses multiple video formats) And I need to learn Sandman for Fay(almost typed Kay, which, geekish, but true compliment.) But you know Kerfuffle Number one now. Did Munch fire that shot? Which in Munchly fashion, I have to come right out and say "Well, yeah."(Because everyone always has to know what I think. And, not for nothing did they mention that Pratt's neighbor was a Mrs. *Bernstein*. Duh.) ION, Law and Order fandom is pissing me off. Because the new mod at thursday100 is shocked cause(gasp)People go over on drabbles sometimes. Of course as a rookie and probably one of the worst offenders, my invective is limited. That's right... we're all guilty of something. Cruelty, or greed, or writing 110 words instead of one hundred. Although my Spector& Munch was 134, which is on the long end, but it was fg. And it was hard not to type/ which would be the ugliest slash in America, if not the world as we know it currently. Ew.(plies brain bleach)

Fay: I love you and your rose face.

That fic was awesome. Delirium was the bestest character in the whole world, and I want Neil to write an entire spinoff based on her. But he keeps not doing it.

He's a poopy-head.

I've got to read that.

Yes. Yes you do.

OK. I would make a deal with Fay that I would do that if she gets Homicide, but it might be harder from where she is now.

Homicide's in my Netflix queue. It'll come soon after I get back to school and re-start the queue. Does that count as a deal?