Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Karl - Jun 25, 2004 11:55:32 pm PDT #9433 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Fay, you are a wicked, wicked woman who will lead me into temptation yet. Loved the fic, very sweet and entirely believably inevitable.


erikaj - Jun 26, 2004 10:33:44 am PDT #9434 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thursday100 is having the worst drabble challenge evah this week. A story that is one hundred word sentence, grammatical and exact. Why? And I think it can't be done, either. And ew. Signed, short, choppy sentences' bitch. (resignedly dusting semicolon.)


Gris - Jun 26, 2004 6:54:51 pm PDT #9435 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Well, Erika, you do raise a good point about the intense difficulty of constructing sentences of such an absurdedly high word count, especially if the labyrinthine sentence is required to tell a compelling story; however, I do believe (nay, I KNOW) that it is possible, perhaps not even especially difficult, to construct such a montrosity of a sentence so long as the writer is not especially interested in maintaining the interest of his or her glorious readers for an extended period, and is capable of using hundreds of scintillatingly lusciously luxurious adjectives and equally attractive adverbs with every conceivable noun.


erikaj - Jun 26, 2004 7:05:35 pm PDT #9436 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hee hee hee. Somebody who can type, COMM that!


sj - Jun 26, 2004 7:10:18 pm PDT #9437 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Done.


Gris - Jun 26, 2004 7:11:55 pm PDT #9438 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I win!

(still new enough to get excited about being COMMed)


Connie Neil - Jun 26, 2004 7:23:44 pm PDT #9439 of 10001
brillig

Show off :)


Gris - Jun 26, 2004 7:28:31 pm PDT #9440 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I'm not a show off, I'm a show on!

(I wrote that. I read it. It made no sense. I decided to post it anyway. Take it as a warning of the dangers that can be wrought by Vanilla Bean Frappucinos this late at night.)


Connie Neil - Jun 26, 2004 7:31:29 pm PDT #9441 of 10001
brillig

I've got a car you can wax, if you like. Then you can go kick butt at the karate tournament.


erikaj - Jun 27, 2004 9:23:43 am PDT #9442 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I wrote one last night. My brain hurts now. But I bet I was the only one who used a semicolon properly...I learned from the wife.