Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


erikaj - Jun 18, 2004 7:39:31 am PDT #9378 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

That's excellent, Fay.ETA: Although lately I've read enough public-toilet Faith fic that if a dark-haired woman doesn't follow me in next time, I'll be disappointed!


deborah grabien - Jun 18, 2004 7:54:04 am PDT #9379 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Oh, Fay, that was completely and thoroughly nummy.


Connie Neil - Jun 18, 2004 8:06:22 am PDT #9380 of 10001
brillig

That's right, today's Fay's day off. t hugs Fay tight

yeah, I'll get this yet


Gris - Jun 19, 2004 9:59:51 am PDT #9381 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Gah. Faith. Willow. Yummy.

Sigh. I wanna have sex with Willow in a public toilet. Silly fictional characters, with their durned non-existance.


erikaj - Jun 19, 2004 3:57:32 pm PDT #9382 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Ok, so I still drabble during my fic sabbatical...thursday 100 was "damp" this week...it was also *late* but I digress.
Yes, I'm still bitter that out of a relatively huge fandom, only 2 people liked my Munch-Spector.(one of whom our own debg)..Philistines.(And I could've sent damp to icky places, but I didn't, even though it's SVU fic. Which I write for Munch anyway.)

The girl’s face is damp with tears. She’s sixteen, and there are holes in her story already. Munch sighs. He knew there were reasons he hated Sundays. This isn’t rape. Fifty bucks says Lolita junior has an older boyfriend her family hates.(He can’t throw any stones...he *was* that, for Gwennie. And they were...one hundred percent right.) All the signs are there. Teenaged girl, comes in reeking of Drakkar, Sunday morning, parents out of town, nothing in her purse but last night’s underwear. He is glad he never had children. “Look, kid.” Munch says, but then she shows blue eyes, and he is helpless for thirty seconds. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”


deborah grabien - Jun 19, 2004 4:00:49 pm PDT #9383 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

aaaaaand, erika just broke me.


erikaj - Jun 19, 2004 4:12:27 pm PDT #9384 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't know whether to be excited or apologize, Deb. But of course, that would never happen on SVU because, even though it's kind of standard around precincts everywhere, they couldn't hammer home "Believe the Victim' with it. And Munch is...like mute on that show anymore. And whenever possible, a freaky subplot, possibly incest must be included. And Stabler has to bring up the fam, Benson her tragic past, and mostly there has to be a verdict. Whew! Holy speedy justice, Batman!


sj - Jun 19, 2004 4:13:33 pm PDT #9385 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

That is a fantastic drabble, erika. Love the Munch voice, it is perfect.


sj - Jun 19, 2004 4:13:36 pm PDT #9386 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

erikaj - Jun 19, 2004 4:17:24 pm PDT #9387 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thank you. But of course, the Munchkin, c'est moi.