Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


sj - May 22, 2004 6:17:58 pm PDT #9277 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

maybe carve out a place in Buffista History.

You have already achieved that.


erikaj - May 22, 2004 6:48:16 pm PDT #9278 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

A little bit from Frankentim.
Meanwhile, on the road someplace in Charm City:

”Don’t you think it’s sad, Frank?” Tim Bayliss asked, getting that pensive look his partner loathed.

”Death is always sad, Tim. Hence the lack of party favors as funerals.” Pembleton said, his gaze laserlike on the road in front of him.

But it didn’t help. “No, no, more than that. She’s bright...went to school in England or something. Survived things that would make most people head for the hills...and yet...”

“What’s your point, Bayliss?”

“What was she doing talking to people from a box in her office?”

“But she wasn’t. She’d met most of these people. Sent them cake.”

“Why was she sending cake to strangers, Frank? That doesn’t seem sad to you?”

“Not really, Tim. People like cake. And you’re the one who’s bitching that we don’t break bread together.It’d be worth a pastry or two to get that to stop.”

“I still think that kind of isolation contributed to her death.”

“Let me get this straight. Out of all the motives in the world, you’re going with ‘quiet desperation’...It doesn’t wash.”


sj - May 22, 2004 6:52:15 pm PDT #9279 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

People like cake.

Bwah! So true, especially Deb's cake.


erikaj - May 22, 2004 6:56:31 pm PDT #9280 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Wrod. And Pembleton always thinks he has to bring Bayliss down to earth.(He probably does.)


Deena - May 22, 2004 7:13:16 pm PDT #9281 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Tim sounds frighteningly like my father in that last bit. I'm not sure I like that... very true to life, though.


erikaj - May 22, 2004 7:21:24 pm PDT #9282 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

That is a little frightening, Deena. I promise I don't think dirty stuff about your dad, though.


Deena - May 22, 2004 7:50:24 pm PDT #9283 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Erika, 10 years ago, just about every woman who met him thought things about him. He is a very handsome man, even now at almost 70. He's got certain Tim sensibilities, too. Huh.


erikaj - May 22, 2004 7:55:18 pm PDT #9284 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Deena, do you want me to go to Electra Complex Special Hell? Cause it's bad enough I have a guilty fascination with Buffy/Giles and I look forward to Bayliss' torment whenever I can see it. Mixing those things disturbs even me,


deborah grabien - May 23, 2004 5:38:17 am PDT #9285 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Well, it wasn’t Miss Scarlet in the conservatory, babe. In the interests of national security, people have ‘accidents’ sometimes

(drumming heels on floor, moaning with laughter)


Deena - May 23, 2004 6:21:29 am PDT #9286 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Just erase it from your brain, Erika. It never happened.

Deb, I laughed like a loon at that. So funny!

Who did it, Erika, who did it?!