You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol, I should carry bricks and use a stake made out of butter.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Anne W. - Feb 05, 2004 7:40:43 am PST #8485 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

“That is totally awful. But I still can’t believe he’s making me pay the fine.” The brunette said.

Oh, brava! Cordy vs. Lenny should be amusing.


erikaj - Feb 05, 2004 8:16:27 am PST #8486 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It feels weird to write this. No interior monologues. No assasination chatter. No Cavalier confessions. No Jesuits(I take that back...McCoy's got that story. He just doesn't talk about it like FP.)


erikaj - Feb 05, 2004 9:35:23 am PST #8487 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

“How could I possibly be offended by that?” Lenny asked sardonically.

“Well, some people have the crazy idea I don’t have any manners. That I just shoot my mouth off anywhere, but when it’s important, I have manners, like I don’t remember your name, Detective...”Miss Chase had decided Lenny meant that straight. She aimed a dazzling smile at Logan.
“Logan. Like Boston Airport,.
” Briscoe couldn’t believe it. His partner had to know how young this girl was, but he was still pulling out the crooked smile bit.

“Excuse us,” Lenny said.

“What? Why are you busting my hump?”

“You just can’t stop yourself, can you?”

“ I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

”Well, I’ll just be here to make sure “hump” stays a noun, if you get my drift. I’ll talk to Lolita the Next Generation, you interview Giles.”

Logan went off into the back with the librarian. Briscoe sat at one of the tables with Miss..Chase, it said on her I.D.

“Where’s Detective Logan?”
“I sent him out to prevent a felony.”

”That’s good, I guess. What was I saying?”
“Talking about your manners,’ Lenny said, dryly. “Right. Giles doesn’t know everything. I mean, sure, he’s English, but he’s also Secret Life Guy. I wouldn’t call that classy.” “Whoa. Secret life? What kind?”

”It’s this whole big thing...he’s Buffy’s Watcher, and teaches her how to catch monsters and be a big freak. He gets hit in the head a lot though...I guess he’s better at the bookwork part."


sj - Feb 05, 2004 9:37:17 am PST #8488 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I am loving this, erika! You have Lenny's voice down perfectly.


erikaj - Feb 05, 2004 10:14:12 am PST #8489 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It's cause I'm so feminine and trusting.


Deena - Feb 05, 2004 12:17:09 pm PST #8490 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Hee!


deborah grabien - Feb 05, 2004 1:14:04 pm PST #8491 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Heheheheheh.

Virgin ears.

Hedheheheh.


erikaj - Feb 05, 2004 1:18:52 pm PST #8492 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I don't think even Lenny's ears are virgin.Do you?


deborah grabien - Feb 05, 2004 1:21:19 pm PST #8493 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I seriously doubt it.


esse - Feb 05, 2004 1:21:44 pm PST #8494 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Would it be alright if I posted another little short thing I cooked up last night?