Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!

'War Stories'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


P.M. Marc - Feb 04, 2004 6:44:08 am PST #8466 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I don't know. I think I'd still be pretty skeeved. But it might simply be that my current skeeviness about it is overwhelming all other possibilities of non-skeeviness.

And yet? You're still not squicked by Cordy/Angel. Freak.

And I say that with love.


DCJensen - Feb 04, 2004 6:46:25 am PST #8467 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I think I'd still be pretty skeeved.

You'll be taken care of by a young magician and his trusty dragon Gleep?


Connie Neil - Feb 04, 2004 7:04:25 am PST #8468 of 10001
brillig

I can see people who see Giles as being the same age as their fathers being squicked by the idea of a 'ship, but he's my age, and I'm all over the sexiness that is Giles. Postulate a circumstance where Buffy is more than of age and they've moved past the most obvious mentor/student situation into more of a partnership, and I'm there. Call me a freak, I'm still going to read the stuff.


Deena - Feb 04, 2004 7:05:53 am PST #8469 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

I find G/B skeevy generally, though I could see them as an "old" settled couple in SA's story and not be disturbed by the idea.


deborah grabien - Feb 04, 2004 7:11:13 am PST #8470 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I picked that up as well. I think the problem I have with B/G is the same problem I have with 'shipping any trainee/mentor pairing, especially the ones that have such a strong parent-child feel to them. Plus, there's the fact that Giles and Joyce slept togther, which makes the whole idea of B/G just that much more squicksome.

Yup. As someone said about Woody Allen? You're not supposed to fuck the children.

You'll be taken care of by a young magician and his trusty dragon Gleep?

Pervert! I mean, Pervect! (Mythconception.....)


erikaj - Feb 04, 2004 7:16:37 am PST #8471 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Irl, I agree. But fantasy is not much like real life...I wouldn't really do it in a garbage dumpster or a cuffoon, probably. Maybe...ok, the Dumpster is a huge "no."


erikaj - Feb 04, 2004 7:57:02 am PST #8472 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

KAY

I went to the online phone book and located the “Camarillo Factory Outlets”, forty minutes away.Sounded like the place, if these visions had a service area. “He looks like Chewbacca on steroids,” Cordy said.

“Sounds like a Krevloch demon. “ Wesley said. “Let me consult my books and see what I can find out.”

“No offense, Wes, but I think we’d just better be going. We’ve got a forty-minute drive already, huh? And he’s gonna stick out. Just a little, don’t you think?”

“But you know very little about it...its vulnerabilities and so on. How will you manage?”

“We’ll wing it. I’ll be in touch in forty minutes, huh?”

“Not the way I drive,” Gunn said.

“A man after my own heart,” I said, and noticed Wesley frowning. “It’s okay, babe. You look after Cordelia and if I need anything out of the Dungeons and Dragons playbook, you’re my guy.”

“I still think ‘winging it’ is incredibly ill-advised. Don’t come running to me if you get killed. What? I don’t even know what I’m saying any more.”

”That makes two of us, hon. Look, though, besides my ordinary Earth weapon, Mr. Smith and Wesson, I’ve got four stakes and this sharp axe-thing you gave me. Just when I couldn’t get any cuddlier, huh? Check me out...Xena the Warrior Flatfoot. But I’m not gonna start dressing like her, though.” I showed off my full gunbelt.

”Too bad,” Gunn teased. “That’d make it real easy to come to work."

“I think life might be hard on a blind demonfighter, Gunn.”

“ I’d manage. My other senses would take over, right?”

“How much of a coincidence is it that this outlet mall has the same name as your prison for the criminally insane?”

Gunn drummed his fingers on the rental car dashboard. “You just light up rooms wherever you go, don’t you?”

“I try,” I said. “I was precinct Miss Congeniality three years in a row.”

“Scully, you’re full of it.”

“You’re like a cop with all the nicknames. Why Gunn?”

“That’s real original. My last name. My first name is Charles. Do I look like a Charles?”
“About as much as I look like Katherine Marie,” I admitted. “No offense.”

The glare was getting to me, I fiddled with the sun visor. The California sun was relentless...hard to get used to after Balmer. Maybe I’d go the Munchkin route and get dark glasses. I still found myself thinking about him a lot, though the dreams tapered off with the work at AI. But I still didn’t sleep often. I knew the doctors would think I was driving myself too hard, but I’m not the crocheting type. And you know doctors, they always think you’ve got nothing else to do but watch your plumbing.
Gunn was as good as his word. We hauled ass down that freeway. “We make a good team,” I said. “Flatfoot and Leadfoot. Damn.”

“Just doing what had to be done.”

“We can’t get a ticket though.”

”What? You can’t work some of that ‘professional courtesy’ mojo?”

“More likely in Balmer. It didn’t do much good with Detective Lockley.”

And I found myself making pouty lips like Detective Blondie did. Immature, yeah. Catty, probably. But really funny to me at that moment as I was trying to sort through what Tim would probably call my “Russert issues"

“I think I just have the wrong equipment to get through to her, if you know what I mean..”


deborah grabien - Feb 04, 2004 8:04:06 am PST #8473 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Gunn drummed his fingers on the rental car dashboard. “You just light up rooms wherever you go, don’t you?”

That is so Gunn.


erikaj - Feb 04, 2004 8:35:29 am PST #8474 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks. I'm glad he's ok.We couldn't be much more different. And yes, thanks to TV and reading, I know the names of a surprising number of lockups and psych hospitals. Ours is just ASH for Arizona State Hospital. But the first time I visited an Anthony Head site...I didn't understand anything for a minute.Edited for important missing word.


esse - Feb 04, 2004 11:32:22 am PST #8475 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

And yet? You're still not squicked by Cordy/Angel. Freak.

Because they had a chance! A snarky, ooh-lets-have-sex but not angst about it chance! But it was squandered!