Mal: We're still flying. Simon: That's not much. Mal: It's enough.

'Serenity'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Connie Neil - Jan 27, 2004 8:56:16 pm PST #8397 of 10001
brillig

As Willow began searching the shelves, Giles turned to the imp arm laying on his desk. She watched him out of the corner of her eye until he picked up a nearby book and began reading. Casually she went back to the shoulder bag she'd brought, pulled out a notebook and pen, then, slinging the bag on her shoulder, she went back to the bookcases. She pulled out Artoris' Compendium, then moved slowly down the row of books. As she studied the spines of several books, she pulled an old leather-bound volume out of the bag and slipped it into a gap on the shelf. She wandered back towards a work table, removing Ceraso's Dream as she went. She sat down at the empty work table she used for studying and got to work.

A few minutes later, Giles, muttering to himself, got up and went to the shelves himself. He searched them all, then tugged a slender volume off a top shelf and headed back to his desk. Willow, still watching him surreptitiously, relaxed and focused on the Latin in front of her--until Giles paused and turned to study the books curiously. He went slowly back, staring at the books, then reached the section where she'd returned the book she'd borrowed. His eyes flickered into vampiric yellow briefly, then faded back to their usual green. He reached towards the book she had put on the shelf.

She turned and put all her attention on the printed page and her notes.

"Willow?"

"Hm?"

"Willow."

Bracing herself, she looked up slowly. Giles stood over her, the book in his hands. The stern look was back on his face. "Y--yes?"

"This book is warmer than the others. As if someone with a higher body temperature than mine has been handling it. And the only other person remotely likely to have been handling these books is Spike. Did you borrow this book without my knowledge?"

She knew the look on her own face was answer enough, but it was still several moments before she could nod. Even human, Giles' annoyance was frightening. Now, though . . . He even glanced away for a moment before he spoke.

"Willow, how many times do I have to tell you, there are things in this library that will devour you if you're not careful. You cannot just take any book that catches your fancy and start rummaging around in it." He glanced at the title of the book. "'Guide to the Higher Planes.' Well, it could be worse, but not by much. Did you try to open a portal?"

"Yes."

"Did it work?"

"No."

"What happened?"

"It didn't look the way it was supposed to according to the book, so I didn't let it open all the way."

He nodded. "At least you have some sense."

"I was careful!" she flared. "I knew it might not work, so I only opened up a viewing portal, just the way it says to in the book. You didn't do that when you opened the gateway to Sqaon."

"That was because I went over every syllable of the incantation with someone who had actually been there." He pinched his nose, only missing the handkerchief and glasses to have the classic Giles pose. "Willow, I don't deny your power or your talent. I'm only concerned about your caution. There are spells in the 'Guide' that open portals to places that despise human life, that are inherently inimical to humans. Even a viewing portal can attract the attention of things strong enough to break through into our world. Please, don't do anything like this without guidance, please."

She sighed and nodded.

His frown deepened. "Willow, I want your promise. No portals without me there to help."

"I promise," she muttered, glaring at the table.

"All right. How are you coming with the, um, Jedi mind trick?"

"I think I've got the basic parameters worked out." She pushed her notebook towards him.

He read her notes and nodded. "Excellent, I think you've got a working model there. Work on that, and the next time you're here we can fine tune it. You might want to have it handy when I do the demonstration I was thinking of."

She perked up. "Demonstration? Of what?"

"Some of the things that live on the other sides of portals. A summoning."

"A summoning? Ooh, of what?"

"That will have to wait. Until then, work on your new spell."

Willow tried to glare at him. "I know what you're up to. Scold Willow, then give her a present to make up for it."

"Would I do that?" Giles smiled very faintly, then went to put back "The Guide to the Higher Planes" before going back to his own work.


Deena - Jan 28, 2004 12:55:17 am PST #8398 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Oh, I love that muchly, Erika. I had to stifle laughter too -- don't want to wake the small spawn.

Ahem. More Connie. Please?


erikaj - Jan 28, 2004 4:42:27 am PST #8399 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks. Munch crushes on people he doesn't trust all the time....most people just call us "women" but Lilah is a special case.


SuziQ - Jan 28, 2004 4:46:57 am PST #8400 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Deena - must add magic word...

Ahem. More Connie. Please? Now!


erikaj - Jan 28, 2004 5:32:25 am PST #8401 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Connie, I really loved that. Giles and Willow always did have a special bond.(And the Munchkin is not writing this so I don't mean porn)


erikaj - Jan 28, 2004 7:13:01 am PST #8402 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Aileen Wuornos: Munch and Lilah, probably stuck on the freeway...

She even smelled expensive, subtle but pricey in a “Postman Always Rings Twice” kind of way. I was going to have to watch my step...objectivity and all that happy crap.

But as my brain was thinking that, my mouth said “That’s a lovely scent you’re wearing...my ex-wife used to wear something like that.(Hey, it’s not a lie...exactly. I’ve had three, who remembers?Maybe she’ll find my pathos endearing.)

Lilah laughed, hard. Usually, that is a much better sign for me from a woman, but this was too harsh. “I doubt it. I had this made at a perfumier in Paris. Three hundred dollars an ounce. There’s an orchid extract in it. It works beautifully with my body lotion, don’t you think?”

Bitch. Making me picture her naked. Of course,I was, but she knew that and rubbed it in. Adding insult to lechery if you ask me...very dirty pool. (If you take one thing away from these interviews, remember that.) And the only parts of me worth $300/ounce clenched when she said “extract”.

”How can you live with yourself, spending that much on vanity? That could probably feed a family for three months.”

”You know, I’m not even sure I believe in conscience, but if I did, I’m sure it’s not sucking the blood out of stockbrokers. And I don’t have these kinds of conversations with the help.”

“Do you always tell the help what you have on under your clothes? Because I may be a monster, but I’m also a man.”


erikaj - Jan 28, 2004 10:21:39 am PST #8403 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

"You can't compare my satisfying my place on the food chain to whatever your people are up to. My instincts tell me this smells of something different than pressed orchids. As far as the brokers, I'm only finishing the job...their jobs took the life out of them a long time ago. A guy's got to...eat. To live, I mean."

"Mmm." She was driving me crazy not paying attention. If it would've helped, I'dve stood on my head right in the middle of La Cienega. Love, lust, hate, fear, I get, especially with the vampire thing. But indifference, what can I do with that?


deborah grabien - Jan 28, 2004 1:08:37 pm PST #8404 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

But indifference, what can I do with that?

Insight! Munch has to die before he gets insight!


erikaj - Jan 28, 2004 1:13:00 pm PST #8405 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Don't we all? And that sentence put me one step closer on the path to Munchliness. Sigh.(More seriously, it's not too much is it? Cause as I was writing I thought it was either FG or TFM. Sentences that pop in my head are usually one or the other. Like the Springsteen one.)


Connie Neil - Jan 28, 2004 6:58:17 pm PST #8406 of 10001
brillig

Ahem. More Connie. Please? Now!

Patience, my preciouses. Have to catch up in Angel first.