Updated Hole in the Ground with two new(ish) stories. To be a woman, and Influence. The first is Buffy; second is Of Gods and Monsters.

SA and I made Porn Happen.

WIPage up In the LJ

Spoilery for Season 7 through Selfless, 4 through Slouching Toward Bethlehem.

"They make padded ones?"

I love that line.

Edited to remove appalling pun.

Horrible Pun, take two, leaving it up this time.

"We're fairly close to my place, if you're at all interested..." His voice trailed off, leaving the ball in her court. "Oh, yeah. Definitely interested." She gave him a look she hoped was innocent. "Got handcuffs?" The grin she got in return was decidedly devilish. "Padded or standard issue?"

"They make padded ones?" Too bad she hadn't known that months ago. "You sound chagrined." "Kind of. Why didn't Sp--someone tell me they made padded ones?"

He burst out laughing. Not that she blamed him, she sounded like a petulant grade schooler, except for the part where she was talking about handcuffs.

"Perhaps it didn't seem important at the time, though I notice you've adroitly avoided answering the question."

"Sorry, you kind of threw me with the whole actually taking me up on it thing. It wasn't quite what I was expecting."

He stroked the inside of her arm just lightly enough to make her whole body tingle. "What, pray tell, were you expecting?"

"Something a little more... English, maybe?"

He laughed again. Well, at least she was amusing him.

"But we English are famous for our restraint," he said lightly.

Ouch. That was painful. And shameless. "You never struck me as the pun type."

I shouldn't have to go to another city to get mindspace to write, but when I do fun things happen. V!Giles! (V!Giles, Xander and Buffy are heading in to rescue/silence Spike, Spike's just been snarking off to Glory)

Giles took point going up the stairs. Rather, he headed up, leaving Buffy and Xander to follow as they would. Buffy hurried to stay on Giles' heels. Xander was grateful for the construction work that kept him in shape.

"Just a poor human here, folks," he muttered as he jogged up the stairs, only occasionally using the handle of his axe as a climbing staff. "Pay no never mind to me. Stupid Slayers and vampires." Once upon a time he'd taken petty comfort in being younger and stronger than Giles. See where such youthful arrogance got you?

On the fifth floor landing, Buffy shifted her crossbow and grabbed Giles' arm before he could yank open the door. "We can't just go busting in there," she whispered to him. "And since when am I giving discretion lectures to you, Mr. Plan Your Strategy Before You Attack?"

Giles glared at her, and she flinched at the way the angles of his face were shifting. "I understand that your solution to this problem is to dash in and shoot him, but it seems only fair to at least attempt a rescue."

Vampire, Buffy reminded herself. Angry, impatient vampire.

Xander caught up with them, panting. "So what's the plan?"

"We take a peek out the door," Buffy said quickly. "Then we see what happens." Giles muttered unhappily but accepted it. He checked the position of the bolt in his crossbow.

They cracked open the door and peered out. The hallway was dimly lit and seemed quiet.

"I hear shouting," Giles whispered.

"So do I," Buffy said. "Xander, did Jorge say which apartment is Glory's?"

The question of which apartment was answered by Spike crashing through a door halfway down the hall. Bloody and stumbling, he scrambled to his feet and started towards the elevators at the far end of the hall.

"Spike!" Giles yelled.

Before Spike could do more than look around, Glory's demons poured out of the apartment. Spike kept moving down the hall, followed by a good half-dozen of the gnarled demons.

Flinging his crossbow at Xander, Giles snarled and charged down the hall, shifting into full game face.

"Shit," Xander breathed, trying to reconcile the sharp-pointed demon face with the reassuring man he'd known nearly a third of his life.

"Uh huh," Buffy said. She shook herself. "Come on! And stay back!"

"Make up your mind!"

"Be careful!"

They followed Giles.

Giles ripped into the trailing pair of demons, grabbing their robes and slamming their heads together. Spike fell against the elevator doors and checked the floor indicator. The lift was down at the lobby floor. Despite Ripper's help, the rest of Glory's mob would be on him in seconds. Ignoring the pain in his broken fingers, Spike pulled on the elevator doors, levering them apart.

He was just reaching for the greasy cables when one of Glory's demons shrieked and jumped for him. Spike missed his grab for the cables and fell, the demon clinging to him.

Giles cursed and ripped the throat out of the nearest demon. "He's in the lift shaft!" he yelled to Buffy and Xander.

A crossbow bolt suddenly whistled past his ear. He snarled at Xander, who was just lowering his crossbow, when he heard the thump of a body hitting the floor behind him. He turned and saw one of the demons, who had been holding an axe. The crossbow bolt had taken it square in the forehead. He looked at Xander again, but the young man didn't meet his eyes.

Buffy grabbed Xander. "Downstairs."

Most of the demons were headed down another set of stairs. Giles reached for one.

"What is taking so long out there?" came a petulant female voice from inside the apartment.

Giles looked up and saw the pretty young lady he'd seen in the Magic Box buying materials to raise a snake demon.

Glory stood in her broken doorway and cocked her head at Giles. "What is it with the vampires in this town? I'm trying to bring hell on earth, here, fella. You know, vampire party time? Why the heck are you breaking up my minions?"

Giles looked down at the broken-necked body in his hands. "I am sorry, but I rather like the world the way it is. Hell really sounds quite boring."

"I know you," Glory said, pointing a thoughtful finger at Giles. "That cheesy little magic shop." She gasped. "You're the Watcher!"

Giles flung the demon's body as hard as he could at her, then sprinted for the stairs.

And if I'd stop hitting Read New, I'd write the next bit.

t is it just me, or has it gotten easier to do double posts?

That's a great section, connie.

"And since when am I giving discretion lectures to you, Mr. Plan Your Strategy Before You Attack?"

t Grins.

t Snerks.

t Outright laughs.

It's good. (I'm in a strange mood this morning.)