I couldn't resist, which is gonna make all the "Homicide" people go "WTF?" Maybe I can make them start saying that. Or and by--- I mean porn. Like I've stuck Buffistas with, "huh?" and "babe".

I suspect Howard will jump Wesley soon. She sort of uses sex as "Prozac in a penis".

Munch was right...after the third time, it's actually good.;)

I’ve learned a lot since I’ve changed. As much about limitations as power. Like that injunction about vampires and sunlight is not just traditional or aesthetic. I almost set my hand on fire. Haven’t done that since I dropped out of college. But I just had to know. I hate rules, especially those applied in an unthinking way or because “that’s the way we’ve always done it.” So? Makes me kind of an unlikely cop, right?

Not if you don’t think of me as joining the police force, but kind of infiltrating it. Don’t laugh...I see that tattoo. I’m guessing you have similar plans to slay the dragon of Big Media. First Griselda Patel’s internship, tomorrow the world. Right? Let’s just say I can spot a fellow-sufferer. And if you edit this out, I’ll suck you dry. But if you edit this out, you’d hardly notice, so bloodless you’d be.

You don’t strike me as the bloodless type. I was gonna be Joe Friday, mixed with Jerry Rubin and Lou Reed... “I didn’t quite make it.” Is the understatement of the decade. Perhaps the century.

Cause you know, I hate people. I love The People. As in “We the People...” and “Power to The People”. Duh, as your generation so eloquently puts it. I still believe Bruce Springsteen is the greatest poet of our age, but if the guy in “Born to Run” cut me off, I’d still give him the finger.

I still believe Bruce Springsteen is the greatest poet of our age, but if the guy in “Born to Run” cut me off, I’d still give him the finger.

(dies)

Oh, man, what tagline. In fact, I'm stealing it (with attribution) for my PF tag.

Cool! It just kind of popped in my head to describe the dichotomy between people/The People. It's probably a quote...I probably stole it. Nah...that's self-defeating, isn't it. But I do remember reading that Belzer is boundless in his Springsteen love, and considers him a hero(Which I remembered cause it's rather a fanboy concept that you wouldn't expect from him. Cause it sort of doesn't go with the package(um, not that package) At least on one level...you with me, babe? On another level it makes total sense.

I'd imagine Munch as more of a Lenny Bruce than a Bruce Springsteen fan. But Belzer loves the Boss.

Tagline changed at PF, with attribution.

Every comedian loves Lenny Bruce, too.(Duh.) The only Lenny Bruce story I know(but he got arrested for it so that is worth something)

He asked "How many men have ever gotten a blow job?"

Every male hand raised.

He asked "How many women have ever given a blow job?"(This was in, like, '62. I suspect polling would be different now.) But no women raised their hands.

He waited and said "Somebody's lying."

When I read he got arrested for that, I wanted a time machine so I could find that D.A. and make him watch "Comedy Jam" and Margaret Cho till he had a heart attack and died, but I'm demented like that.

erika, we're demented together, then, because that was my reaction, pretty much.

Cause if that was still true? There wouldn't be a comedian in Hollywood or NY who wouldn't have a record. Except maybe Jeff Foxworthy...his body of work remains fellatio-free from what I've seen so far.

Except maybe Jeff Foxworthy...his body of work remains fellatio-free from what I've seen so far.

"You might be a redneck if.....you're not entirely comfortable with blowjob jokes."