Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Jan 02, 2004 9:29:27 pm PST #8121 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Plei, I might have as well, if I wasn't still lost in the utter wonder of the Every(Bat)Man concept.


erikaj - Jan 03, 2004 7:14:36 am PST #8122 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

What scares me is that I don't even know how I knew that.(OK, only about a million stand-up comics have told me about Jews and getting The Guy, but...) I would hardly call myself an expert on the XY people. And not on Batman since I was eleven or so.


Deena - Jan 03, 2004 10:26:51 am PST #8123 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Plei, the first one was fun and the second one was more disturbing than I was ready for. Very shivery making.

Erika, man, that's just amazing, beyond amazing.


erikaj - Jan 03, 2004 11:02:12 am PST #8124 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks. Honestly, I wondered as I was typing it whether the utility belt bit was going too far, but it got a laugh so...I just wouldn't want anybody to think I'm pulling a Tim Watley(comedian on Seinfeld who converted to make Jewish jokes)


DCJensen - Jan 04, 2004 7:42:14 pm PST #8125 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

This is an interesting Spike/Buffy smutfic...

WindSparrow "Fan Fiction: Writers, Readers, and Enablers" Jan 2, 2004 9:13:56 pm PST

Or a link to one, anyway...


erikaj - Jan 05, 2004 5:20:54 am PST #8126 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It's true...Pretty hot.


P.M. Marc - Jan 05, 2004 7:10:08 am PST #8127 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I'm a very bad man. So bad, I'm linking to it, even though it's PG.

Mutating Paradigms and Other Shifts in Reality

It's, umm.

kinda B/G


erikaj - Jan 05, 2004 7:25:05 am PST #8128 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I've got a certain weakness for B/G. I'm probably going to Electra Complex Special Hell. It's not an OTP or anything, though.


erikaj - Jan 05, 2004 8:44:38 am PST #8129 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

"We would have gotten a utility belt guy." But that's neither here nor there. I'm just trying to explain why I enjoy climbing from rooftop to rooftop, even when, strictly speaking, there's no need for it. The Princess hates when I do it, claims it attracts too much attention, blah, blah, blah. She doesn't know what my new agility means to me The honeymoon has gone on long enough that I no longer pay attention to every syllable out of her perfectly shaped mouth, gifted though that organ is. Sometimes, I like my time alone. Better that than mediating between the Princess and Dru. Some of their smallest beefs still go back fifty years And did I mention the claws? -more-


erikaj - Jan 05, 2004 8:55:25 am PST #8130 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

This time of night, the streets are mine. Mine and some poor detective's. But this time, I'm not the one mainlining bad coffee and cursing my superiors' parentage.
I pass cautiously by the Hyperion Hotel. I've heard a lot of rumors about the place, but I don't know what to believe, and it turns out the undead are just as full of shit as everyone else, which kind of disappoints me. I hoped for truth-divining powers, at least. A flash of something catches me attention with my nifty new peripheral vision, and I tell myself I'm looking for a bite, though I'll be tasting that claims adjuster's thin blood for hours. The truth is I was born a nosy bastard and I'll un-die one too.