Inara: Who's winning? Simon: I can't tell. They don't seem to be playing by any civilized rules that I know.

'Bushwhacked'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Dec 24, 2003 7:15:46 am PST #7980 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

erika, your internet wives love you and want a detailed breakdown of Kay Howard, shaking her groove thang to Nancy Sinatra, and Wes and Lorne getting all major about it.

Oh yes we do.


erikaj - Dec 24, 2003 7:32:02 am PST #7981 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Did anyone tell you you're sexy when you're demanding?Actually, this is the first Xmas Eve in ages I don't have plans...other than that, I mean(stupid controlling stepmom messing with a tradition of about fifteen years. But I'm not bitter. Children of divorce have so much tradition to rely on...no, wait.) But it's fanfiction's gain...makes sense I'd write my darkest, most sensual piece while everybody else is ficcing "It's A Wonderful Life"...I'm perverse like that.(Of course, that doesn't explain "Boots" except that you don't have to be a singer and it's not a songficcy song.) I googled the lyrics yesterday...oh the things fandom requires you to know!


deborah grabien - Dec 24, 2003 7:34:35 am PST #7982 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Did anyone tell you you're sexy when you're demanding?

You've met Nic, right?

(Of course, that doesn't explain "Boots" except that you don't have to be a singer and it's not a songficcy song.)

Hell, it practically is songfic. My fave lyric: "I just got me a brand new box of matches - yeah! And what he knows, you aint had time to learn!"

Mmmmmmmbaby. Love that damned song.

(Oh, for the record? I never wore go-go boots.)


erikaj - Dec 24, 2003 7:38:58 am PST #7983 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah, briefly, I met "our" husband. Yeah, that's true. But I didn't pick it so she could give her deeper feelings to anybody, or anything.


deborah grabien - Dec 24, 2003 7:44:36 am PST #7984 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

That's right, Nic is now "our" DH. He'll like that - he appreciates good writing.


erikaj - Dec 24, 2003 7:55:09 am PST #7985 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

RELATIVE: So, you seeing anybody special? ME: Actually, I'm in a three-way plural marriage right now. They really love my Munchkin. And I give good Pembleton, too, which they say is the hardest, but it's hard to judge when it's yours. BWAH! (I owe them one embarrassing moment since a few years ago, sm gave dad a massage pillow and said "Since you never touch me anymore!" In front of all my relatives..."You gave me a toaster last year, bitch!" would be less embarrassing.)


deborah grabien - Dec 24, 2003 7:59:04 am PST #7986 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I owe them one embarrassing moment since a few years ago, sm gave dad a massage pillow and said "Since you never touch me anymore!" In front of all my relatives...

Jeeeeeeeeebus. Yes, you definitely owe them a moment. Or nine.


erikaj - Dec 24, 2003 8:13:14 am PST #7987 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I was gonna quit counseling that year, too, I...didn't. And I've felt no pressure to marry outside Buffistas. Wonder why. I can be frustrated and bitter already. And this way, I get the stereo and the remote.


deborah grabien - Dec 24, 2003 8:15:38 am PST #7988 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

And this way, I get the stereo and the remote.

And you don't have to cook anyone breakfast. Or clean up their messes. Or wash their socks.

Best of all worlds.


erikaj - Dec 24, 2003 8:22:48 am PST #7989 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

One time, right after they split, my dad sent my mom a postcard and the P.S. was :I've learned to wash my socks. Maybe now I can wash yours? I like to think the way with words came from the other side. And no, I wasn't supposed to know about it. Even I wasn't surprised when she didn't take him back.