The Munchkin, c'est moi.(Well, with some fairly important additions/subtractions.) This story is fun, but has no direction whatsoever...I'm just like "That would be fun. I'll write that. " And I do. Like right now, I'm picturing Munch and Angel meeting. Munch: Can I ask you what your problem is? Angel: I'm busy atoning for all of my atrocities. Munch: Do you have to be so miserable about...blah, blah, never again, blah. You're giving me a migraine just looking at you. Angel:I can't be with a woman because I will lose my soul in a moment of perfect happiness. Munch:Perfect happiness from sex? Somebody, no pun intended, saw you coming my friend. Bwah. Besides, it takes at least three times for it to be good anyway. So, I figure you get get acquainted sex free, anyway.

You know, I always wondered why Angel wasn't just shagging his brains out? Because the "perfect happiness" thing was something I always read as happening because it was Buffy - the woman he actually loved.

Dude, if I'm Angel, I've got a stable of dewy-eyed little hotties I visit specifically for sex, which would be safe, because who cares about any of them?

Yeah...I could see that, and you know Munch would.ETA: I'm not actually writing that...I don't think, it's just they have such different attitudes to vampness. I have no idea what I'm gonna do now, but I liked the "bitchy party guests" thing. What do you think next? Kay and Klutz!Wesley? Well, after Cordy gets in an "Annie Hall" comment about Kay's likely attire.

I rather like the idea of Wes finding Kay something of a turn-on. Or vice versa. Or both.

Because he really isn't predictable or conventional when it comes to women, and Kay aint your basic magazine cover girl. But I can see him wanting to get lost in that amazing hair.

And he was with Virginia, who also had very beautiful red hair, although not in ML class.Dude, nobody does... I could see him trying to captivate her with "rogue demon hunter" anecdotes.

And we know she likes UK accents (her and Ripper).

That's true.

Kay gets to the Hyperion:

So I finally find this place, this Hyperion. Back when, it must've been very chi-chi and swank, but I worry that Detective Lockley steered me wrong, because it's just the sort of place to end up an SRO or a shooting gallery. And I was late because I got lost and had to face the Ritual Eyefuck, L.A. version. Why don't the cornerboys get some new material, huh? It's not like they're busy with advertising and public relations. That crap they're selling kinda sells itself. Anyway, these were just boys, wannabes really. One look from me and they took off, hauling ass down the street.I was all proud, but then I wondered how that happened. Time was, me and Carrie...excuse me, Carrie and I, used to get all the girly mags... Seventeen and shit, and practice our sexy faces in the mirror. Now, I'm proudest of looking scary.

Inside, there was a brunette on the phone. This had to be Angel, though the name came off a little too "outcall massage" for the young woman I was looking at. "Are you Angel?"
I hoped she was. It would be nice working with a woman for a change, although I remembered my recent experiences with Russert and Kate and tried to keep her plumbing out of it.
"One second," she told the person on the phone.-more-

"Angel Investigations...we help the hopeless, is that you? I'm Cordelia." I envied her polished manner, for about five minutes. If you can't tell, what you see is what you get with me, more or less.

"Don't know about the hopeless part, but I do need some help. Kay Howard, Baltimore Homicide."

Bye, bye, perfect admin, hello pissed-off cheerleader. "Wesley, get your skinny British butt in here! We have a client!"(This is one secretary that might be all right with a gun.) A paying client, with a per diem and everything!"

"One moment," Cordelia said. "While we're waiting, could I give you a piece of advice?"

"It's what I'm here for." I say, thinking Kate was right. These people get results.

"That Annie Hall thing? So over. I wouldn't say it if I didn't care..."

"I'll take it under advisement, huh?" I say. That was my best shirt she was ragging on. Maybe I should have brought the green suit, though I usually wear it to court." And I need to tell you something. It's just me paying, not the City of Balmer. But you'll get your money."
"But you're a cop. Cops drive old cars and pay too much alimony. I'm an actress, I know these things."
Mostly, hon, I thought, you act like an office manager, huh?

"Good, you can read. I'm 1/2 on the car/alimony deal, huh? But when it comes to murder, I'm Meryl Streep, Bridget Fonda, and Jessica Lange." And then I knock wood on the desk...I'm wicked superstitious about my clearance rate. If I promise something and don't do it, it's cause I'm dead, huh?"
I must've overwhelmed the kid cause she screamed "WESLEY!" like she couldn't be alone with me for one more minute.

At long last, Wesley shows up, looking like...a Wesley. He's cradling an old book like it's a member of his family, and he can't quite decide which hand to give me to shake. We finally pick one(Emily Post would probably say it was the wrong one, but I've lost track of that stuff since my debutante days, huh?) "Wesley Wyndam Pryce at your service," he says."Sorry about the delay. Sumerian verb tenses can be such a trial."
"Yeah, sure," I say. "Happens to me all the time."
"Really? Because I was under the impression study wasn't prized by police departments.
"Not really. Had you going, though, didn't I? Around the squad, it's hard enough to speak English...it's 'dunker', "twitch', and 'skel' most days."
"Well, despite what my young friend might have told you, my posterior is quite proportionate,"
"Wesley, do you get this uptight every time she says you have a skinny ass? Cause I'll tell you what, you go back out and come in...I'll give you an outsider's opinion, huh?"
"That would be most inappropriate. Let's get down to business, shall we?"
"In a minute, Wesley. Or are you Mr. Wyndam Pryce...I know English people are kind of formal, but you can call me Kay.Or almost anything else...the Munchkin has some pips, some I never let him use twice." Teasing Wesley brought all my feelings up again. I swallowed hard.
"Mr. Wyndam Pryce is my father. 'Wesley' is fine."