You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the bitch.

Fred ,'Life of the Party'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Deena - Dec 10, 2003 8:23:23 am PST #7804 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

She was like a little sister....a crazy, homicidal little sister of whom I was secretly very afraid.

Omigod, I love that line. Erika, you so ROCK!


kat perez - Dec 10, 2003 8:27:45 am PST #7805 of 10001
"We have trust issues." Mylar

...(Don't ask about that. I thought I knew it all about fucked-up, Stanley-and-Stella...I'm speaking of Williams, here, not the Big Man...hurts-so-good relationships. But the order of Aurelius? A real education. I had a chart, but it got too complicated so I threw it out.)

Love, love, love this! I am in awe of my common law co-wife. You rock the party all night long.


erikaj - Dec 10, 2003 8:30:30 am PST #7806 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Aw, thanks. If there was Munch & Dru, I think that is what it would look like, because that is a level of crazy even Munch wouldn't want to get intimate with. But he'd feel for her...call her kid, chuck her under the fangs. And be very afraid.KatP, I knew the Bitches would dig that. So nice of you to say though.(How scary is it that I can describe Munch's love life?! The plural marriage is my best hope, isn't it??) I can just picture him hearing about that, thinking "I thought *my* family was fucked up..." and maybe wanting to beat up Angelus.


deborah grabien - Dec 10, 2003 8:38:38 am PST #7807 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I am in awe of my common law co-wife. You rock the party all night long.

Dayum, Kat, doesn't she just?

"allllll the verses!"


erikaj - Dec 10, 2003 8:48:25 am PST #7808 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Aw, you guys, putting that happy face on my dysfunction... Deb, I just got this image of him teaching Dru all these hippie songs, because he just has to leave his mark everywhere he goes. And if she's gonna sing, might as well be something with a message he can tolerate.Also, it totally reminds me of Anne Lamott's story about teaching her kid "What do we want? Peace. When do we want it? Now." In kind of a screwed-up, macabre way, of course.ETA: I need somebody who's very comfortable with Munch as a character to beta for me. I wrote the next scene on the assumption that he "has layers" but now I wonder if I've feminized/ Baylissized him overmuch.


esse - Dec 11, 2003 6:20:14 am PST #7809 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

McSweeney's has their own version of the drabble.

You know, there was a McSweeney's title challenge floating around livejournal awhile back, and ever since I found their list of lists I've *still* been getting titles from it. About the last ten fics I've written have taken titles from it. It's awesome, and hilarious.


deborah grabien - Dec 11, 2003 6:24:27 am PST #7810 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

erika, I now have the picture in my head of Munch teaching Dru Country Joe and the Fish: "Well it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn, next stop is Viet Nam...."

I wonder what she'd replace half the lyrics with? Especially that line about "be the first on your block to have your boy come home in a box!"


erikaj - Dec 11, 2003 6:56:21 am PST #7811 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Don't know...maybe that would make her spin off into "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy"...I know Munch would probably hate "Yummy," but I could see him exposing her to it inadvertently. Or maybe, she'd just get excited and have to stop? I put some more up in lj.(A little bit tortured, maybe.) [link]


erikaj - Dec 11, 2003 8:10:34 am PST #7812 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

And the whole Vamp Munch thing starts at [link] It embarrassed me, so I hid it. But who am I kidding? I'm shameless...


smonster - Dec 11, 2003 12:32:22 pm PST #7813 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Go away till I've had my first coffee drinker of the evening, ok?

t spews water at screen

oh, golly gee, the fun of it.