You write him better than I ever could, Erika. He's the epitome of munchness in your hands.

That's because we have the same evil thoughts....a lot of the time.(more of mine are about men, but) I just have to go pretend to be a civilized person sometimes, which he could give a shit about. My superego either saves me from a lot of stuff or holds me back severely...I'm not sure which. And there's the whole gender thing...letting the guy talk first, all that.That is a whole ball of wax altogether, am I right babe? Entirely unwanted, predominantly unconscious, and yet...there it is. I hesitate to call it a conspiracy, but it is a marvel of conditioning.

I could be getting Francis Drake's sloppy seconds, generations removed.

BWAH!

My people were swathed in Europe.

Oh, dear Lord. I so obviously married the right woman on the internet.

DAMN, erika.

(inarticulate, uncool, UnMunchly squeeing) Also, having unfortunate visual of Munch with Darla going through those dusty books that they love on Buffy and Angel, going "was he better than me? How about him? Seriously, you can tell me."

Oh, that's just too funny. Erika, I love you. If I could marry you too, I would. However, considering that every relationship I've had that lasted longer than 3 months has resulted in me being knocked up, I don't think so. I'll just worship from afar.

Thanks! I think I'll pass on impregnating you, too. But the thought's nice...

Oh god, I just choked.

Um, thanks. bunches.

Worst femslash evah. It would be funny explaining that we "had to" get married. You make a nice "future ex-fiancee" though.(Which is a really funny Belzer word, btw. It's funny cause he knows he's almost gonna make a committment with her but it's not gonna last. He had a whole bit about he and FEF in an earthquake.)

suhNEEEEEEEERRRRRRK!

Plei, will you post the link to the challenge when you've got it written? I'd like to see what I could come up with for it.