I really do believe in the sanctity of marriage. That's why I involve as many people as I can. Heh, Deena. Yep, the Munchkin's mind is...well, not quite one-track...but let's say there are a few focal points. Sometimes, it's like a dark "All of Me" writing him...must resist meta-fic.(Nothing is less funny than a bad writer doing a meta-gag...characters realizing they're on TV and such.) And I do have kind of a nice pair, if I do say so myself.I've gotten no complaints, anyway.

And I do have kind of a nice pair, if I do say so myself.I've gotten no complaints, anyway.

Then I have to be the guy in our three-way. I'll just carry Nic's Louisville slugger and a crossbow, and do my damnedest to act butch.

Cool. Well, we have that settled...some idiot in the grocery store is going to ask, you know they will. If I were the Christmas letter writing type, how much fun would that be. Dear Family, Congratulate me on my fanfic plural marriage. We are all very happy. Deb says it was my Munchkin that sealed the deal...you don't find cynicism like mine every day. We are registered at Amazon.com. All the best to you in your holiday delirium. Love, Me. PS: I thought about wearing white, but who am I kidding? Enclosed are some photos of my plural wife, with crossbow. Exciting stuff. XXOO(At least I would know why they quit talking to me, for real.)

erika, I'd love to see what you could do to the Shoebox division of Hallmark...

No. But I guess it could happen...Munch ended up in Sex Crimes. I did pitch a whole line of divorce cards one time...the silence was quite deafening.

I've always rather liked the concept of divorce cards, along with "sorry you lost the election" cards and "heard a really mean dog bit your left glute, feel better soon" cards.

Is there good Jack/Vaughn out there?

Not that I've seen.

I don't suppose you have any free time?

t laughs hysterically

Try me next semester.

What, you got hitched into a plural wife situation, and you didn't do it in *Utah*? Tsk.