Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Anne W. - Nov 09, 2003 8:40:04 am PST #7393 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

The bishop did not like this answer, so Padre Dominguez--who had something of a mean streak for a man of the cloth--sent the bishop to discuss the matter with Cinco's mother. The good Padre never did find out what happened, exactly, but he did know that the bishop never bothered him again.

When she took Cinco home after his baptism, his mother was surprised at the strange quiet that attended her on her walk home. No omens, no premonitions, no strange patterns of smoke, no sudden storms on a cloudless day, nothing. Later that night, she looked down at her youngest son--her last son--as he suckled at her breast, and wondered how one went about training one's children to be luchadores.

You see, even though she was give no sign telling her what to expect next, she knew now that she had been blessed. She had been chosen to be the mother of heroes, and that was no small thing. Their gifts were her gifts, too, so that she could be wise enough, strong enough, clever enough, and courageous enough to raise them to be the kind of men they would one day need to be.

Imagine her great surprise, then, when she found herself with child one last time.


P.M. Marc - Nov 09, 2003 8:47:11 am PST #7394 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Padre Dominguez quite calmly pointed out that Cinco was a good, Biblical name, as were Uno, Dos, Tres, and Quatro. After all, were not numbers used all throughout the Bible, to mark out chapters and verses?

Love this.


smonster - Nov 09, 2003 8:56:02 am PST #7395 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Imagine her great surprise, then, when she found herself with child one last time.

t gasps in surprise

Plot twist!!! Wheee!


sumi - Nov 09, 2003 9:04:05 am PST #7396 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Yes! The unexpected Seis or will it be Una?


erikaj - Nov 09, 2003 9:14:35 am PST #7397 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Wow. Connie, Anne, all of a sudden, feeling Not Worthy. Connie, my favorite was "So how come my wishes never came true?"
"It's complicated," Anne, you've got me wondering who/what she'll give birth to. Munch gets some unexpected help here. [link]


deborah grabien - Nov 09, 2003 9:40:45 am PST #7398 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

erika, you're worthy, trust me.

"Jewish Heaven's Boca, Kay."

It's a pity my throat isn't allowing genuine sound right now....


erikaj - Nov 09, 2003 9:47:59 am PST #7399 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Um, I'd just like to take a minute to apologize to all of the hardworking rabbis and other spiritual types whose research I read through and stole from to make that joke. Yes, it took me an hour. I'm sorry...my fictional avatar made me do it, I swear.(Still feeling quite fortunate you guys don't believe in Hell, strictly speaking. And thanks for being so thorough...made things really easy for this Google-having heretic.) Much love, Erika the Goyish xxoo


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 09, 2003 10:17:52 am PST #7400 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

I love you, Anne.

Your style is *so* suited to the Jossverse. This is very, very ME.


Deena - Nov 09, 2003 10:31:43 am PST #7401 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Now I want to know why Halfrek wasn't around when Xander was a kid. It's complicated isn't good enough.

Anne, lovely twist. I want to know what's next, too.


Lyra Jane - Nov 10, 2003 4:26:58 am PST #7402 of 10001
Up with the sun

Wow, two great stories in here! I like the line about Paris being "pretty and old and nice if you ignore the French people" -- not because I'm a fan of franco-bashing, but because it's SO Anya.

And I'm interested in Mama Numero's #6 as well. I agree that the story feels very ME, Anne.