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Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


victor infante - Nov 06, 2003 9:44:28 pm PST #7352 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Progress
Part Two: Start at the Bottom

Angel crouched on the rooftop, looking down at the alley below him. Below him, Gunn sorted through trash bins and examined papers soaked with something even his demon senses couldn’t identify. Gunn tossed the papers to one side, and began looking again. Angel felt a sort of déjà vu at the scene. He hadn’t realized he’d become accustomed to the new, Armani-wearing Charles Gunn, Attorney-At-Law. Now, Gunn wore old jeans, a black T-shirt with a loose flannel jacket thrown over it, with a blue bandanna tied around his head. It occurred to Angel that Gunn was wearing gang colors. That was something he’d have to ask him about. Eventually. Gunn lifted up the cover of a dumpster, and shined a mag light into it. Instinctively, Angel glanced down the alleyway, where he indeed could see something shambling toward him. Gunn seemed oblivious, his eyes widening with glee at the soot-matted papers he fished from the trash.

Angel prepared to leap as the shadow loomed closer, and another behind it. Angel was about to jump when Gunn spun around and produced a stake from his sleeve, stabbing the vampire in the heart. The vampire disintegrated into dust almost instantly.

Suddenly, a crossbow bolt whizzed by Gunn’s face, dusting the second vampire. Gunn smiled.

“Nice shooting, English,” he said, as Wesley stepped out of the shadows. “Next time let put the apple on my head, first.”

“You know, Gunn,” said Wesley, cocking another bolt as he stepped out of the shadows, “We have people for this sort of thing these days.”

“Some jobs you just can’t trust to others,” said Gunn, looking up at the rooftop. “Ain’t that right, boss?”

Angel leapt to the ground, landing with catlike grace beside them.

“How long have you known…”

“That you were tailing me?” finished Gunn. “From the office. Both of you.”

Wesley and Angel both looked embarrassed, and Gunn wasn’t sure if it was because they felt guilty or because they were caught.

“Look,” said Angel. “I know you said that this was your business, and I respect that…”

“Funny, that’s not how it looks from here,” said Gunn.

“No,” said Angel. “It doesn’t, does it? But I was just…”

“You seemed disturbed,” said Wesley. “That woman…”

Earlier that day, an elderly black woman had entered the Wolfram & Hart lobby and demanded to see Gunn. At first, the receptionist tried to blow her off, and then tried to call security, but the woman wouldn’t budge.

The guards, under strict instructions not to physically harm a human if unnecessary, seemed perplexed. Eventually, they relented and just called Gunn out of the meeting he was in.

Gunn seemed shocked to see her there, and seemed to sink into himself when she began tearing into him for the way she’d been treated. When he tried to apologize, she tweaked his ear and began terrorizing him some more. When the guards started to step forward, Gunn waved them off, and ushered to the woman to come up to his office. What they spoke of, Angel and Wesley didn’t know, but he seemed flustered when she left, and then he took his own leave, claiming some personal business to attend to. Gunn appraised the two of them, and knew they were just trying to help. He also knew that they’d each come independently, not knowing the other was also trailing him. He couldn’t stay mad.

“You two recognize this place?” he asked.

“This is your old neighborhood,” said Angel. This is where…”

“Where I used to patrol,” said Gunn.

“Will people please stop finishing my sentences?” asked Angel.

“I think it’s cute,” said Wesley. Angel just glared at him.

“Woman that visited me lives around here," said Gunn. "Name’s Andrea Jackson, but everyone just calls her Momma Annie. She takes care of a lot of the kids here bouts. Took care of my sister and me, when our folks died.”

A sternness overtook Gunn’s face for a second, and he paused.

“Momma Annie tells me there’s things prowling around here again. Tells me they’re organized, clearing out tenants and businesses. She says a lot of my old gang’s been knocked off already.”

“So you came back to fight them?” asked Angel. “On your own?”

Gunn raised an eyebrow at him.

“Fight ‘em?” he said. “What’re you, nuts? If it was just that, I’d have called you guys in. Hell, I’d have brought a team. No, I came looking for this.”

He handed Angel the stack of papers. They were covered in dumpster slime.

Angel held them at a distance and tried to read them while touching them as little as possible.

“What are they?” he asked.

“Receipts,” said Gunn. “No the actual documents, but carbon transfers. Some ancillary expenses. Things like that.”

“Huh,” said Angel.

“The owner of this building,” said Gunn, pointing to his right, “was forced to sell. Cheap. Seems we have a vampire protection racket.”

“But, why would vampires be interested in real estate,” asked Wesley, taking the papers from a relieved Angel.

They’re not, usually,” said Gunn. “But they seem to be working for someone who does.”

Wesley took a cast-aside business card from out of the mass of paper.

“And that someone has a lawyer,” said Wesley, with that tone of voice that indicated to Angel that he’d pieced it together.

“Don’t tell me it’s us,” said Angel.

“It’s not,” said Gunn. “It seems we have a competitor.”

They let that sink in for a second, and then walked toward the street in silence. Angel stopped for a second, thinking he’d caught the scent of something, but it was gone.

“Damn garbage. Can’t smell anything over it.”

“You just don’t wannna mess up your pretty outfit,” said Gunn, chuckling as they walked away.

From the rooftop above, Justine watched them leave, her expression cold as snow.


sj - Nov 06, 2003 9:52:05 pm PST #7353 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Wonderful story as usual Victor, but I think you are missing a her in this sentence:

Gunn seemed shocked to see there


Lee - Nov 06, 2003 9:52:13 pm PST #7354 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I like this a lot so far, Victor. Can't wait to see where it goes.

Small edit:

Gunn seemed shocked to see there,

to see her there?

x post with sj


Theodosia - Nov 07, 2003 2:03:00 am PST #7355 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Go Victor!


victor infante - Nov 07, 2003 3:16:32 am PST #7356 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Line fixed.


Anne W. - Nov 07, 2003 3:17:49 am PST #7357 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

You know what I want? I want a fic about the Hermanos Numeros.


Theodosia - Nov 07, 2003 3:18:44 am PST #7358 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hell, I want them to have their own comic book!


Anne W. - Nov 07, 2003 4:35:28 am PST #7359 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Hmph. It's been a slow day at work, so I've hammered out the first bit of a Hermanos fic. Please tell me whether or not it sucks.

Thank you.

El Diablo Robotico--A Fairy Tale

The true tale of the Hermanos Numeros and El Diablo Robotico is a long one, for there is much you must understand about los Hermanos themselves before you can truly understand how they defeated the Devil's machine.

Los Hermanos had always known they were special, even before they were born. After all, hadn't their mother traveled to El Norte with nothing more than an empty suitcase and two chickens because the Virgin had spoken to her from a plate of frijoles negros and told her that a great destiny waited for her in the city of the blessed angels?

Before long, however, their mother came to doubt the Virgin. There was not much that was great about working twelve hours a day doing other peoples' laundry only to go home tired and weary to a man who often drank more than was good for him. She soon gained a reputation for being a little crazy. After all, what sane woman would fly into a rage and shriek blasphemous curses whenever she saw a plate of frijoles negros?

She remained bitter and angry for a long time. There were other women who worked in the laundry who had even harder lives than she did, yet they did not seem bitter. Perhaps this was because they had not been lured to Los Angeles with bright, false promises.

On the nights where her husband collapsed into bed without saying a word or running his hands over her body, giving her sweet promises that she knew he would keep--not forever, but long enough to give her an illusion of happiness--she would go out walking. Even though she knew it was prideful of her, she never wore her crucifix or carried so much as a withered clove of garlic. It did not matter to her that the vampiros had taken a dozen people that year. If she truly did have a great destiny, God and the Virgin would not let any harm come to her. If the destiny was nothing more than a lie, then what did it matter if the demons took her and drank her blood?

"Oh, mi hijos," she said many years later, "listen and learn from what I tell you. Padre Dominguez may have told you of the Seven Deadly Sins, but I tell you that there is a sin that is darker and far more dangerous than any of those."

"What sin is that, Mama?" asked Dos, who was the brightest and most curious of the brothers.

"Desesperacion," she said, and although her sons did not understood why despair and the loss of hope was any worse than greed, lust, or wrath, they remembered this as they did all the other bits of their mother's advice.


CaBil - Nov 07, 2003 5:51:19 am PST #7360 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

On the nights where her husband collapsed into bed without saying a word or running his hands over her body, giving her sweet promises that she knew he would keep, she would go out walking.

Do you mean "sweet promises that she knew he would NOT keep"


Anne W. - Nov 07, 2003 5:55:21 am PST #7361 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Do you mean "sweet promises that she knew he would NOT keep"

I'm going to go back and revise slightly...

...and she is fixed.