Lorne: You know what they say about people who need people. Connor: They're the luckiest people in the world. Lorne: You been sneaking peeks at my Streisand collection again, Kiddo? Connor: Just kinda popped out.

'Time Bomb'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


smonster - Nov 06, 2003 8:38:36 am PST #7341 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

from amyth:

I’m sure she’s gotten this info from someone else by now, but here’s the Lindsey Scoop:

1x01 City Of…: The first time we see Lindsey, and it’s only briefly at the very end. But he looks hot, and there’s Angel/Lindsey eyefuck action when Lindsey offers Angel his business card and Angel stuffs it back in Lindsey’s suit pocket, and gives him a little pat on the chest.

1x18 Five by Five, 1x19 Sanctuary: Lindsey plays a key role in the two-part Faith arc.

1x21 Blind Date: This is a key Lindsey-centric episode, wherein Lindsey questions his commitment to W&H, teams up w/Angel, and ends up going back to the dark side at the end.

1x22 To Shanshu in L.A.: Angel chops off Lindsey’s hand in this ep. Enough said.

2x01 Judgment: The first time we see Lindsey interacting with Darla.

2x05 Dear Boy: Lindsey and Darla team up to drive Angel craaaaazy.

2x07 Darla: Contains this great piece of slashy dialogue:

DARLA: Why haven't you kissed me? You've been dying for it, haven't you?

LINDSEY: I didn't know if you wanted me to.

DARLA: Why should that matter? Do you think I ever hesitated when I wanted something? Life's too short. Believe me, I know. 400 years and still too short.

(Lindsey kisses her)

DARLA: Mmm, that's how humans get what *they* want. I remember that much.

(Lindsey kisses her again.)

LINDSEY: Do you like it?

DARLA: It's nice. But it's not me you want to screw.

LINDSEY: What?

DARLA: It's him. You all think you can use me to get to Angel.

LINDSEY: Maybe.

2x09 The Trial: Great HSQ ending, Angel on his knees. “How did you think this would end?”

2x10 Reunion: Such a good ep. “The firm may not want you dead, but I’m cool with it.”

2x11 Redefinition:

Contains a great Lindsey look at a random passerby in the hallway. Look for it. Also, Lindsey sticking his hand down Lilah’s shirt. Also, as Lindsey and Lilah are entering a W&H conference room to find out their fate:

LILAH: …If anybody's going down in here, it's gonna be you.

LINDSEY: If that's what it takes.

2x12 Blood Money: Pretty stupid ep overall, but contains one of my favorite Lindsey lines: “Boo hoo! Let me wipe away the tears with my plastic hand!” Also, Lilah calls Lindsey Napoleon. Heh.

2x15 Reprise:

2x16 Epiphany: The Truck of Homoerotic Violence. Enough said.

2x18 Dead End: All About Lindsey. Also, his last ep. He sings, gets a new hand, teams up with Angel, and goes crazy in the W&H conference room. Yum.


deborah grabien - Nov 06, 2003 8:43:25 am PST #7342 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

2x16 Epiphany: The Truck of Homoerotic Violence. Enough said.

Wasn't there also a wifebeater tee involved in this one?


smonster - Nov 06, 2003 8:45:33 am PST #7343 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

amyth is going to look for screencaps to verify.

on edit; yes, under a plaid jacket. yummy screencaps... there's one where lindsey is snarling and he looks like a vampire, mmmm....


Dana - Nov 06, 2003 8:46:13 am PST #7344 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Wasn't there also a wifebeater tee involved in this one?

Mmmm. Getting-Back-To-My-Roots-So-I-Can-Kick-Your-Ass Lindsey.


deborah grabien - Nov 06, 2003 8:49:20 am PST #7345 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Mmmm. Getting-Back-To-My-Roots-So-I-Can-Kick-Your-Ass Lindsey.

Yup. In his cracker, jealous-husband persona.

God, he was shaggable.


Lyra Jane - Nov 06, 2003 9:38:19 am PST #7346 of 10001
Up with the sun

Thank you. I may just have to make the supreme sacrifice of buying S2. hey, you have to suffer for your art...


askye - Nov 06, 2003 10:45:03 am PST #7347 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Dead End is such a great episode--I love Lindsey's Evil Hand rant in the W&H conference room.

Plus he grabs Lilah's ass on the way out.


Steph L. - Nov 06, 2003 11:16:11 am PST #7348 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I love Lindsey's Evil Hand rant in the W&H conference room.

That was my Funniest Jossverse Scene EVAH, until the Giles-laughing-his-ass-off scene in "Grave," which still remains my personal funniest scene.


erikaj - Nov 06, 2003 11:17:30 am PST #7349 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I've got to see this, even though my evil hand is just evil with me.


Katie M - Nov 06, 2003 11:20:58 am PST #7350 of 10001
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

You've never seen the Evil Hand, Erika? That's just... wrong. That's wrong. Evil Hand is *great*.