you do/write/make something, step back, look at it, and think, "nobody else could possibly be as crazy as I am. I am all alone,

I occasionally had this kind of thought, too. It died for me when I discovered the Hobbit vampire slash yahoo group.

the Hobbit vampire slash yahoo group.

Is that (she enquires tentatively) hobbit/vampire, or actual vampire hobbits? Because I'm imagining both, and trying to decide it Spike/Frodo or Pippin with fangs is the scarier.

Edit: though either, or both, would rather confirm Ugol's law.

Is that (she enquires tentatively) hobbit/vampire, or actual vampire hobbits?

Actual vampire hobbits. For example, Frodo looking even paler than at the end of TT, if that's possible, longing and yearning for Sam to come. just. a. little. closer. That sort of thing. Also vampiric Mippin.

This gives me hope that somewhere in the bowels of the interbunny, there's a hidden stash of you-know-what with you-know-who.

Plei, I know about the double-your-fun challenge, but I refuse to try and apply it to Voldemort.

Oh. You meant the Buffy/Wesley, possibly.

I figured she meant Newt/Kissy.

Oh. You meant the Buffy/Wesley, possibly.

No, I know where most of that lives (including WIPs and things awaiting betaing, because I am a very aggro archivist, and sniff it out right quick.)

I'm thinking more in the RPS vein.

I'm thinking more in the RPS vein.

Not Bronzer/Buffista fic, because (except for those of us who crossed over) that would just be yucky.

Wait. I get it. This is a psychological test to see how frigging twisted we really are, isn't it, Plei? You realize—of course—that without actually participating yourself, our results are going to skew too mild?

Wait. I get it. This is a psychological test to see how frigging twisted we really are, isn't it, Plei? You realize—of course—that without actually participating yourself, our results are going to skew too mild?

Y'know, I was trying to save you all from seeing the words Henry and Kissinger in the same post.

I bet Sedaris has it somewhere in his draft pile, or maybe in an extended version of Barrel Fever.

Y'know, I was trying to save you all from seeing the words Henry and Kissinger in the same post.

But...but... I already said Newt/Kissy up above. sniff Feeling all skimmed over, now.

Actual vampire hobbits. For example, Frodo looking even paler than at the end of TT, if that's possible, longing and yearning for Sam to come. just. a. little. closer. That sort of thing. Also vampiric Mippin.

Oh, good heavens. Vampire Mippen... that's just... disturbing. And, you know, quite possible. I mean, it's not dafter than Vamp!Lex, and I enjoyed writing that.

I'm thinking more in the RPS vein.

Ah. Right. *scrubs brain*

You do realise, don't you, that only the other week I heard something on the radio about one politician being "good friends" with another, and my first thought was "that's a likely story! bet they're sleeping together", right? Luckily, I have forgotten the identity of those involved, but... slashing the shows is one thing, the adverts I can cope with... the news on the other hand... (edit: or for that matter the history lesson... Hilter/Chamberlain doesn't scrub away easily...forget I said that.)

Hilter/Chamberlain doesn't scrub away easily...forget I said that.)

Omigod. I think my brain is burnt. I can see it! KILL THE BUNNY!