Is it wrong if I find your distrust strangely erotic?"

"You find pop-tarts strangely erotic," Kay pointed out.

bwahahahahahahahahaSNARF!

And she just keeps on zingin' em on out...

And he guided her down the street, till they got to the alley behind the Bronze, which was getting loud as the Dingoes were competing to be heard among loud locals, singing "Louie, Louie." One last thing...I will literally not be able to live with myself if I don't say this." he said, opening the door and shouting "You suck! Get off the stage," at the non-Dingoes.
"What? I dig the Dingoes. Of course they suck too, but with heart, which is a hard thing to find in this profit-conscious impersonal age."
"Munchkin, this is...like an alley. With Dumpsters and shit."
"And privacy," He nuzzles her neck.
" And garbage." "Would you do it if I did an accent? I bet you would.
"My heart couldn't take that."
-more-

" I get that a lot...God, you're so beautiful, Kay."

"This is Christmas and your birthday." she said, getting in gingerly. Are you sure this is safe?"

"Positive. Pick-up is Wednesday and Saturday." She shot him her patented quizzical look. "I know from the job. What kind of weirdo do you think I am?"
She gestured. "I'm gonna say this kind,"

"Yeah, but look what else. A flower with my pervo-gram." And he hands her a rose.

"Aw, Munchkin."

"Could we work out a new nickname? Not disputing the affection, but 'Fuck me, Munchkin' sends a message I'm not loving. Ditto "Ride me like a stallion, Munchkin."

"We're not going to have to worry about the second one*John*. There's not much room in here."

(passes out)

erika? How do you that hot and that funny and that true to voice all at the same time?

I do? Cool. I don't know.My inner voice can be a Jewish homicide cop that's been divorced a lot? I know that sometimes what I think and what I look like don't match at al, but that's a stretch. I mean I studied creative writing, but... that's not what you're asking either, is it? Because he would find this horribly "genre" if I brought it in to him, so he would not teach me to do it.

Nope. Not what I was asking. It was rhetorical, bebe.

Just an expression of amazement.

SO, more now? Munch puttin' the stones to Kay in the dumpster?

He would love it that you said it just that way. And I'm so glad you're impressed. I have a feel for them, apparently. And I guess I mean porn.

Porn! Porn! Porn!

Of course, if Munch says it to Kay, she'll hurt him. And I *don't* mean porn.

(heading out to vote)

She'd kick his ass! But he'd like that, too. He's also Love's Bitch, and sometimes he can admit it. But mostly not. But maybe you'd like to go to dinner and talk about it? He knows a nice little Italian place...

He's also Love's Bitch, and sometimes he can admit it. But mostly not.

My mind just went to a happy place with the mere suggestion of a Munch vs. Spike snark-off.