Inara: So. Would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways? Book: I brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers.

'Serenity'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Lee - Sep 13, 2003 1:51:12 pm PDT #6579 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

great fic, Plei!


esse - Sep 14, 2003 6:38:12 am PDT #6580 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Anyone around? I pretty much need a quick and dirty beta. (xposted with fic)


victor infante - Sep 14, 2003 7:39:22 am PDT #6581 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Except for the weather, Hell's not that different from Los Angeles

Heh. Hee.

Still gigling.


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 14, 2003 3:51:31 pm PDT #6582 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Plei, Jesus.

(Plei = Jesus. ...)


esse - Sep 14, 2003 5:19:24 pm PDT #6583 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

For the Wesficathon. Futurefic from Home.

Sunday Morning

Connor stumbled through the door, bags and papers spilling everywhere. He leaned against the counter and sighed, looking at the chaos on the floor, before bending to pick it up. He'd managed to shove a good portion of his papers back into his briefcase when he looked up at the sound of Wesley entering the room.

Wes gave him a small grin and stooped down to swipe a bag of oranges. "Need a hand?" he asked. Connor rolled his eyes and stood, brushing his lips across Wesley's as he rose, taking the oranges from Wes's hand. "At least this is one more thing I don't have to pick up. And this is what, the thirtieth time I've tripped over that stoop? I'm telling you, we need to get it fixed."

Wesley's fingers caught and traced the side of Connor's face. "You've been saying that since we moved in here. Surely, had you really wanted it fixed, you would have taken some measure to do so in the past four years."

Connor gave him a mock glare. "Surely had you cared for my well-being and all those stubbed toes I complained about, you would have done it for me."

Wesley stepped closer, hands slipping around Connor's waist and pulling him near. "Maybe I just liked hearing you complain."

"Well, you're a crazy old man, then," Connor whispered before they kissed.

They kissed tenderly for a few moments, Connor's fingers running up Wesley's back and Wesley's hands tightening on Connor's waist, stumbling backwards searching for purchase against the wall.

There was a loud squishing noise, and they pulled away, looking at the floor. Connor groaned with a grin on his face, his head tipping backwards to knock gently at the wall. "I was really looking forward to using that dressing on Thursday night, too," he sighed, poking gently at the distorted plastic bottle with his foot.

"We can always get more," Wesley pointed out as he began to pick up the other groceries from the floor. He paused to look at the bottle. "Besides, you know Laura doesn't like Parmesan."

Connor sighed. "I'd hoped I could sneak it past her. The woman has no taste."

Wesley hefted his armful onto the counter and leaned backwards, watching Connor bend to pick up a can of tomato soup.

"Today's count?" he asked finally, nodding towards Connor's briefcase.

"We're about three-fourths of the way through, now," Connor said, placing the rest of the food on the island and running a hand through his loose hair. "We got chapter twenty-two out the door, and that was the real bitch, you know, but now we're past the hump and Katie's relatively confident we'll finish it before the month is out. Which gives three months for revisions and edits before we put it to the board. I know we're cutting it close, especially after the horror stories you told me about your own dissertations, but Wes, I can totally feel it now. We're going to make it, and you will be looking at a brand spanking new holder of a costly piece of paper."

Wesley nodded, putting away the things strewn around the kitchen. "I never doubted you. You've been working quite hard, though. I've certainly missed you around here--who else would wake me at six in the morning to play basketball against the side of the house?"

Connor grinned, smacking a kiss against Wesley's cheek. "You know you like me all sweaty and half-naked."

Wesley arched an eyebrow at him. "On the whole I prefer you sweaty and all-the-way naked."

"That could be arranged," Connor murmured against Wesley's ear, pressing himself flush against Wesley's side.

Wesley hummed an assent, twisting to fasten his lips to Connor's. His hands threaded in Connor's hair, and Connor shifted in his arms, pulling Wesley ever closer. Their kisses were slow, languid, full of memory and promise. They were old lovers, knowing hands working on each other carefully and touching with reverent, loving fingers. They moved against each other, quiet moans and gasps the only sounds.

Later, they found themselves tangled in the bed sheets, the evening news on the television and Chinese takeout boxes littering the floor. Bits of the Sunday paper were crumpled at the foot of the bed, Wesley's scathing comments captioned in red against the print of the page.

Wesley's glasses hung precariously on the end of his nose, and he was hugging Connor close, supporting his weight and looking over his shoulder at the latest chapter completed that afternoon. Connor was candidly pointing out how they'd resolved a number of issues with the data and concepts, but Wesley's eyes were barely glancing over the page.

He was concentrating more on the deep sound of Connor's voice against his chest, the way Connor's arms would wave and his hands would almost lose the pages he was clutching. He kept each of these moments close in his mind, desperate not to lose any of them, because he knew what he had and cherished it.


Connie Neil - Sep 14, 2003 7:17:05 pm PDT #6584 of 10001
brillig

finally, things are moving quickly now. I'm probably within thirty pages of the end.

Xander didn't move from his spot on the pew when all the shouting broke out. From what he gathered, it was all finished, Glory beaten, everyone home, the good guys win again. Yippee. He might care some decade.

The nuns talked among themselves about clean-up and gravedigging and, oh yes, someone would need to go milk the cow and feed the chickens, because things do go on, despite the epic battles that take place. Xander approved, in a quiet corner of his mind that was still acknowledging that the world had relevance to his existence. No matter what, there were still jobs to do.

There was a job he didn't think he could stand to leave to anyone else. Damn, but it hurt to move. Regardless, he pushed against the pew and forced himself to his feet. Baynar, the baby Minoto, came over slowly, squeaking at him.

"Hey, little dude," Xander said wearily. "You OK?"

Baynar glanced towards his mother and the other Minoto, then bobbed a little in apparent reassurance.

"Good. You ought to stay in here a bit longer. It's a bit of a mess out there." He squared his shoulders. "Ought to go help clean it up."

Sister Agnes stopped him before he took more than a couple of steps. "You should rest," she said. "You've had a very long night."

"And long nights are followed by long days. I helped make that mess, I should help clean it up."

Baynar's mother and the other Minoto came forward. "No, you have done enough."

Xander winced, even though he knew it was very true.

The demon didn't seem to notice. "All night you have fought and bled to defend us and this place while we hid inside. It is time for you to rest and let us have a turn at being useful."

Xander blinked at her. "Uh, I'm sorry, but I really didn't do it for you."

"It does not matter. We were benefitted by your work, we owe you a service. Rest. Heal what you can. We shall see to the fallen."

He didn't know how to say what was mostly on his mind. He couldn't just leave them to someone else, those soldiers he'd wounded, the man he'd killed. It was too easy to brush away their existences, especially when the gruesome part was still to be done. A part of him insisted that he see up close the work he had done, the damage he'd inflicted. He owed it to them. Didn't he?

Baynar took his hand and tugged hm back towards the pews, chattering to him. Xander stared at him, then looked at Sister Agnes and his mother.

"He says you need to sit down before you harm yourself," his mother said. "He can be a little bossy."

Sister Agnes patted Xander's shoulder. "Rest, nino. There will still be work to do when you wake up."

He thought of the dormitory and the beds, then of the long walk over there and the probability of someone insisting on talking to him. then of Anya's things there in the room.

He wobbled, and Baynar tugged again, more insistently.

"I can't sleep in here," he said.

"You wouldn't be the first," Sister Agnes smiled. "The pews are surprisingly comfortable, and no one will mind."

Finally he gave in to superior forces and followed his tiny demon guide back to the front of the chapel. The world was fuzzing as he stretched out. The seat of the pew was almost wide enough for him to lay flat, but he curled up on his side, as close to fetal as he could manage. Baynar watched him for a moment, then bustled away. He returned dragging a rectangular embroidered pillow, one of the kneelers from under the pew. It was faded and old, but Baynar hoisted it up onto the pew seat. He wiggled his hand underneath Xander's head and tried to lift. Bemused, Xander raised his head and let Baynar shove the cushion underneath. When he dropped his head, he couldn't help sighing in relief, because the cushion was the perfect pillow height and smelled companionably of dust and incense and old cloth.

Baynar pointed at Xander, then at his own eyes. He closed his eyes tightly, then looked sternly at Xander. Smiling, Xander closed his eyes obediently. He opened one a moment later, to find Baynar still watching him. The demon scowled at him and pointed at the open eye.

So the resolve face transcended species. Xander blinked back tears and closed both eyes. The soft darkness rose around his mind. The last thing he felt was a small scaley hand patting his cheek while a tiny voice hissed at him.


Beverly - Sep 14, 2003 7:35:22 pm PDT #6585 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Awww. I love Baynar.


Atropa - Sep 14, 2003 9:24:44 pm PDT #6586 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

So the resolve face transcended species

Awwwww! Baynar is adorable.

Connie, this whole thing has been fantastic.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Sep 14, 2003 11:04:13 pm PDT #6587 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Love Baynar. Love story. Love connie. Want more. Have lost pronouns.


Anne W. - Sep 15, 2003 1:13:26 am PDT #6588 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Baynar is such a sweetie!

Poor, poor Xander. I wish I could say more, but coherency has gone bye-bye. Wonderful stuff!