Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Aug 26, 2003 8:49:48 pm PDT #6164 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Beginning of Plei's kinky, post S7. No spoilers.

Ethan Rayne's Terrible Awful Day

Headache, the worst kind of headache. This was no way to wake up.

Unfortunately, as Ethan Rayne was about to discover, this was going to be a very minor point in a genuinely bad day.

The headache, however, took first precedence. He decided, hazily, to massage his temples; that might not only roll the pain back, but clear his memory, as well. He'd left his flat last night, gone down the pub for a pint and a smoke. He remembered that. He'd flirted with a girl, a young American bird. They'd gone out in the alley together. He'd decided he wanted to make her, she'd decided otherwise. He remembered - grabbing? Had he actually grabbed?

Beyond that, nothing.

Massage the temples. Right.

Ethan Rayne's morning got worse, as he discovered that he wqasn't going to be rubbing anything, what with him lying on his stomach, with a cool breeze indicating that his trousers were down around his ankles somewhere, and his hands were securely bound to the legs of -

"Oh, look. Our would-be rapist awakens. Sleeping Beauty, not so much."

Ethan stiffened. He knew that voice; its owner had chased him down the corridors of his nightmares ever since that wretched little incident with the school candy. Crap. He was in deep trouble. What in sweet sodding fuck was she doing in London?

"What are you going to do to him, Buffy?"

That voice, now, he knew that one as well. That was the bint he'd tried rogering last night. Just his luck, she knew the Slayer.

"Me? Nothing at all. Um, Dawnie, why don't you head back to Robson's place? You know Olivia said she wanted to take you to the King's Road."

"But Buffy, if he gets loose -"

"He won't. Here - take some money. If Olivia's taking you shopping, you'll need some cash. Here's twenty quid. Go on. It's daylight, you can walk there from here."

There was a layer of steel in her voice, for that first sentence anyway. Ethan suddenly lost all desire to wake up any farther than he'd already done. But the Slayer had said she wasn't going to do anything to him. She wasn't a liar, not if he remembered properly. He was aware of a faint trickle of hope. Maybe the Slayer just happened by last night, and recognised him, and decided to save this girl, whom of course she'd never seen before, from -

"Thanks." There was a kissing sound, and Ethan's stomach tightened. So much for the "unknown girl" theory. "You're the best sister ever."

Fuck. Her sister. Buffy's sister. He'd tried rogering the Slayer's sister, apparently against her will. He was fucked.

The door to wherever they were slammed shut in the distance. For a moment, he kept his eyes closed, not wanting to admit the reality of the situation. Maybe if he pretended to still be sleeping....

Her hand snaked between his thighs, fastened one one testicle, and tweaked. It was just hard enough to make him jettison the "pretending to sleep" idea. He let fly with a short, high-pitched squeak.

"So. Ethan Rayne, drunk in an alley behind the Hare and Roses." She walked forward and squatted down, smiling into his face. His gorge rose. She was not a happy Slayer, not with that smile. "Of all the places to bump into you, pulling you off my screaming baby sister? I wouldn't have guessed that one, not in a million years."

"Um -" He cleared his throat, managing a quick glance down to see what he was tied to. It looked like the sort of examination table you'd find in a casualty ward. "Hullo, Buffy. What brings you to London?"


deborah grabien - Aug 26, 2003 9:02:42 pm PDT #6165 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

more, but it won't get finished tonight.

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"I live here. For now, anyway." She tilted her head. "You know, Ethan, I seem to recall you had me tied to a table once upon a time. That whole "tatto a Slayer for Igon" thing. Remember?"

He stayed silent. She stood up and got him by the hair, jerking his skull up so that his eyes met hers. He wondered, for just a moment, if the day could possibly devolve any further. Then he saw the ice in those greeny-hazel eyes and his stomach tried crawling away entirely. Whatever was in there? It wasn't forgiveness and it certainly wasn't mercy.

Ethan decided that a radical change in approach was needed. Grovelling, he thought, grovelling might do the trick.

"Buffy, I'm sorry. I honestly don't remember what happened last night, but whatever it was, I'm sorry." His throat was parched, his bum was cold, and her eyes weren't warming. She held his hair, straining his neck. To his fury, he felt the sting of tears in his own eyes. "Look, I don't even know how I got here. What happened? What am I supposed to have done, anyway?"

"You raped my sister."

He had never heard anything as cold as that voice. At that moment, Ethan gave up hope. Yet something prompted him to say, "I didn't. I couldn't have."

"You could have, and you did. She's all right, which is why I haven't killed you, well, that and the whole 'not allowed to kill humans' thing. But you know what?"

She seemed to be awaiting a reply. He shook his head; with his hair held tight, the movement hurt. She accepted the gesture as a negative.

"I'm tired of you. I'm bored with you. You came to Sunnydale and three times, you caused nothing but grief. Maybe you thought it was funny, Mister Hot Shit sorcerer guy. But you nearly got a few people I love killed, and then you nearly got me killed. You gave everyone that damned candy. And then you came back to turn my Watcher into a fyarl demon."


deborah grabien - Aug 26, 2003 9:22:55 pm PDT #6166 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Hmmm. This is kinky, all right, but it's turning into something else entirely. I think maybe I'll finish it and send it to Plei, and just link it up when done.


esse - Aug 27, 2003 3:45:49 am PDT #6167 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Lovely as always, Deb. And thank you connie.


Steph L. - Aug 27, 2003 4:27:57 am PDT #6168 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

SA, I *love* your S1 Buffy piece! The Buffy-Giles dynamic is easily my favorite in all 11 seasons' worth of both Jossverse shows, and this *really* illustrates why.


esse - Aug 27, 2003 4:38:34 am PDT #6169 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Oooh, thank you Teppy.

Though no one's picked up any errors? I may be good, but I'm not that good. I have the published typos to prove it.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Aug 27, 2003 7:38:25 am PDT #6170 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

could I possibly borrow the name you suggested for my vengeance demon?

Skipping ahead to say, yes, of course, Anne. I threw them out there to see if they'd be useable to you.

SA, I like the Lex; I'll go back and read the others later, quite possibly in your LJ. deb, I hope you're posting in LJ, too, so I can catch up there.


esse - Aug 27, 2003 7:41:59 am PDT #6171 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

They're not in that livejournal. I made a fic one, to try and resusitate a dying muse. sathinks.


Anne W. - Aug 27, 2003 7:47:52 am PDT #6172 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Skipping ahead to say, yes, of course, Anne. I threw them out there to see if they'd be useable to you.

Whee! Thanks!


deborah grabien - Aug 27, 2003 7:52:07 am PDT #6173 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Thing is, the Ethan piece is turning into Ethan's Acid Trip - not sure it's clear that what he thinks is happening isn't happening, and he's being massively toyed with?

I've always wanted to see Ethan toyed with. He so does have it coming...