Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.

Jayne ,'The Message'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


smonster - Aug 18, 2003 4:12:20 pm PDT #6021 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

We call 'em 'shoes.' Sometimes hip waders. It's a thing.


deborah grabien - Aug 18, 2003 4:14:26 pm PDT #6022 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

erika, my love, this has to be one of the sickest, twistiest, funniest episodes ever, of a show famous for sicky twisty fun. The worst possible taste.

Howlingly funny. I mean, I hurt myself. I pulled a couple of muscles.

You'll love them being told they have to go kill some Bloods if they want to join the Crips, so they go down to the convenience store because they've been told that's where the Bloods hang out - and anyway, they decide to bring back some soda and tasy snack treats for their new friends - and there's an 18-wheeler and it swerves- no, I should shut up. It has to be seen. From top to bottom, it has to be seen.

Do not, repeat, not, watch it with someone who can't deal with you being in a wheelchair. You'll shock them with the wails of outraged laughter.


erikaj - Aug 18, 2003 4:14:39 pm PDT #6023 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah. So writing it out made me feel weird, even though Kay and Frank would certainly not think twice about saying those things.I'll have to see that,Deb, even though Mr. Hanky lost me, years ago.


Steph L. - Aug 18, 2003 4:17:52 pm PDT #6024 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

How are you doing with your depression issue?

::snerk:: My ennui? I think I'm going to start calling it that. Or better yet, give my depression a name. Like George. And then I could say "George is back, that freeloading motherfucker." Or "I'm going to bombard George with drugs until he leaves and never comes back!"

At the very least, my conversation will become much more interesting.


deborah grabien - Aug 18, 2003 4:18:21 pm PDT #6025 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

They say "issue". So and So has mobility issues.

Issue?

OK, granted, the two times in my life I spent in chairs (once post-polio as a kid, once post-accident, see above) were both well before the days of sensitivity training.

But I have to say, "issue" strikes me as really totally the wrong damned word under the circs.

edit: erika, I loathe Mister Hanky. He's nowhere near this episode....


erikaj - Aug 18, 2003 4:20:39 pm PDT #6026 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I know. Good luck with George...I never named mine, but we are starting to come to an understanding.And, yeah, Deb, I agree. I think the thinking is to try to be positive and show how we keep on keeping on and are not always tragic and brave, but some situations do really suck, and you've got to be able to say so.


victor infante - Aug 18, 2003 4:52:12 pm PDT #6027 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

this has to be one of the sickest, twistiest, funniest episodes ever, of a show famous for sicky twisty fun. The worst possible taste.

I agree. I hadn't laughed so hard at a South Park in many, many moons. Especially when Stan and the others would wander into the frame, look at what was going on, and just say, "Nope. Not going there. Want nothing to do with it."

When even Parker & Stone know they've crossed a line, it's bound to be funny.

Speaking of which, just came across this small bit of what's essentialyl fan fic from Poppy Z. Brite. BAsically, it's Poppy/South Park creators slash:

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deborah grabien - Aug 18, 2003 5:01:59 pm PDT #6028 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Victor, the fact that the two kids told Cartman up front that he couldn't join the Crips ("you weren't born a cripple, fat-ass!"), and Cartman does his immediate "in through the out door" dealie and wants to join and Stan and Kyle and Kenny pull him back - "you don't even wanna go there, Cartman, trust me on this".....

(dissolving on floor, gurgling with laughter)

Fuck. Must see it again. erika, it's the funniest episode ever. It tied my all-time favourite, the aliens (how can you not love an episode with a 60 foot satellite dish sticking outof Cartman's ass?).


DavidS - Aug 18, 2003 5:23:11 pm PDT #6029 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. I loved the South Park episode where Timmer leads the heavy metal band with his little crip yelps of "Timmer!!" as they crank riffage behind him. They even released a CD single of it. Genius.


smonster - Aug 18, 2003 5:32:58 pm PDT #6030 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I loved the South Park episode where Timmer leads the heavy metal band with his little crip yelps of "Timmer!!" as they crank riffage behind him.

And the riddle-out and phil collins getting friendly w/ his oscar and stuff?

oh yeah, me too.