The girl's not playing with a full deck, Giles. She has almost no deck. She has a three.

Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - Aug 15, 2003 9:26:42 am PDT #5909 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

"Sartra" ought to be "Sartre".

Everything else, oh MAMA, keep it coming. Class action or gun!

I love love love Kay Howard.


erikaj - Aug 15, 2003 9:39:42 am PDT #5910 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

"It's Sartre."

" I was in college for a while, but it's been a long time. And I don't get much time to read, anymore. Or wonder what stuff means. And now that I sound like a complete yokel, would you mind if we went somewhere so I can get out of these shoes?"

"Hmm, clothing removal on a first date. Bold strategy, Detective."

"I'm not promising that anything else is coming off. Just so we're clear."

"But not denying, either, I notice. Keeping your options open?"

"Yeah, well, I'm only human, right?"

"Yes,*you* are."


deborah grabien - Aug 15, 2003 9:41:41 am PDT #5911 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

HA!

Dude, you TRUMPED my ass.

That does it. I am so marrying erika, period. Nic will have to lump it.


erikaj - Aug 15, 2003 9:45:29 am PDT #5912 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

This is so sudden. My first proposal. And yeah, Kay's mistake, not mine.


deborah grabien - Aug 15, 2003 9:50:12 am PDT #5913 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

(gets down on one knee)

I should have known, damnit.

I'm leaving my mistake up there, for all the world to see. Oh, and I love that last emphasis on yeah, you're human....


erikaj - Aug 15, 2003 9:58:49 am PDT #5914 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

OK, I'll never use my Pembleton for anyone else but you.And you know I love Kay, too.(I'm not sure about her education though, but most people kinda give college a shot, don't they, nowadays?)Given that she didn't live in the projects and stuff. And I'm probably more pissed she got fired than she is now.Melissa, not Kay.


deborah grabien - Aug 15, 2003 10:00:39 am PDT #5915 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

"With this Frank, will you be mine?"

(sorry - just posted Bruuuuce lyrics at your request and they happened to be "The Fuse"....)


erikaj - Aug 15, 2003 10:01:53 am PDT #5916 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Naturally. :)


erikaj - Aug 15, 2003 11:36:40 am PDT #5917 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

"So, what are you? Above it all, hmm?"

"No. I would say below, actually."

"You've got a rotten self image."

Whistler is stunned. He had thought even obliquely hinting at his...let's say non-human heritage would frighten the lovely public servant out of his apartment and his life. She's been joking about it all night but "self-image" is the first time he hears that she's been drinking. He's about to suggest that they call it a night, because, demon or no, he's got some principles. He's not some Fyarl, looking to drag her off to his cave, no matter what. But then, she kisses him, really lays it on, and the blood leaves his brain for points south.

"Wow," he says, breathlessly. "What was that?"

"I'll kiss it. And make it better." Like with Beau. It was good with Beau. And stupid, too. He was her partner. And married. Someday, she was going to Cop Hell for that.


deborah grabien - Aug 15, 2003 12:07:31 pm PDT #5918 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Someday, she was going to Cop Hell for that.

(I lovelovelove the double meanings on this one....)