Goodly chunk of V!Giles. Once I sit my butt down and start, it flows, as I know it will. It should flow smooth from here (she says, knowing full well the muses giggle delightedly when writers say those sorts of things)

Her minions assisted Glory to her feet, and she spent a few moments getting her equilibrium back. Then she stomped towards the convent gates. Gregor ran down the steps, drawing his sword.

Spike nudged Willow. "Remember that little spell you and Ripper were working up to get your girl's mind back? Something tells me it's now or never."

"Gods, yes." She ran down too.

He turned to Xander. "Come on, Harris, not much more we can do from up here."

Xander shook his head. "You go down, do what you can. Best firing angle's up here, I can cover the whole courtyard." His glance flickered towards the soldier's body lying near the chapel.

"Mate, the bullets won't touch her, you know that."

He nodded. "Still, it's all I've got. Shallow and macho, I know, but at the end of the day, I'm not much without a weapon."

There was something weirdly calm and peaceful in the boy's voice, something that made Spike nervous. He'd seen it before, though: when all the choices have been stripped from you one by one, you might as well be at peace with what's left to you.

The ancient wood of the convent gates shrieked, then the door flew apart. Glory kicked aside a remaining beam and walked in, trailed by her creatures.

Xander picked up the last clip from the parapet and tucked it into his pocket. "Best hurry, Spike. I know you don't want to miss the carnage."

Spike took a step back, frowning, then leaned forward just enough to run the backs of his fingers along Xander's cheek. He turned and dropped from the parapet to the ground.

Xander smiled slightly. "Yeah, like we've got time for that." He looked the rifle over one more time, blowing carbon out of the breech and checking the seat of the clip.

Gregor's last two soldiers ran up from where they were guarding the chapel doors to join their commander as he stood waiting for Glory. She stopped in front of him and smiled. "By the way, thank you, Greggy. I'd never have gotten here if it weren't for you. Saw you in a vision while you were on your way here to do your fanatic routine."

"Aroint thee, Beast," Gregor snarled, his sword leveled. "Thou shalt not pass."

"I will if I want to. Look, bring me the Key, and I'll think about making this easy on you."

"Thou shalt not lay hands upon thy Key, Beast. Thou shalt be stymied and destroyed, from now until eternity."

She pressed the heels of her hands against her forehead. "Gosh, I have such a headache. Gregor, if you say 'Thou shalt' one more time, I'm going to rip out your heart and wring it dry right in front of you. Stop babbling the holy crap and get me my Key."

"Thy Key is not here. The Slayer's people sent it away. Thou shalt not--"

Glory knocked aside his sword and punched her hand through his armor and into his chest. She fished around inside for a moment as Gregor thrashed, then yanked out her hand, full of a dripping red, quivering, hunk of meat.

"I told you." She squeezed her fist, and blood oozed out between her fingers. "Nobody ever believes me when I say I'm going to yank out bits of them. You believe me, don't you, vampire."

Spike, who had been creeping up behind her, froze when she turned and looked at him. "Uh, yeah, I do."

Gregor convulsed and fell. His last two men gaped, then, with a yell, charged Glory. She sighed and turned back to them, caught the sword arm of the quickest one, and tossed the soldier into his comrade. "Dreg, would you and the others finish them, please? I've got a Key to find."

"Yes, most holy!" The acolytes swarmed the fallen Knights, who only screamed for a few seconds, although the wet noises continued for a bit longer.

Glory looked over her shoulder at Spike. "Where's my Key?"

"Not here. We sent her to another dimension, where you couldn't get your hands on her."

"They must care about you some, they came in and rescued you. If I rip you in half, would they bring her back?"

He laughed. "More likely you'd get a round of applause from some parts of the studio audience. I'm afraid I'm not universally loved."

"I wonder why." Glory looked up at Xander on the parapet and rubbed her forehead, then shrugged and headed for the chapel. "Here, witchy, witchy, witchy. You can get me my Key back. I know you're in there, I can smell your girlfriend. Hiding's not going to hel--OW!"

She put her hand to her nose and glared in outrage at the chapel doorway, which she'd just bounced off of. She poked a finger at the air and met a barrier.

"What the heck is this! I'm not a vampire! This isn't anybody's house that I need an invitation to! Witch, if this is some barrier of yours, it's not going to stand up against me for long!"

Sister Agnes appeared in the doorway. "You're wrong, Glory," she said serenely, "this is someone's home. This is the house of God and of His holy representative, Saint Eugene. You may not enter."

"But I've been in there," Spike protested. "That crucifix gave me the willies, but it didn't stop me from going in."

"You're evil, Spike, but you are not a god. An enemy, not a competing power," Sister Agnes said. She crossed herself. "I wonder if it's a sin to acknowledge other gods as powers in their own right."

Spike shrugged. "First Commandment says 'Thou shalt have no other gods before me.' You wouldn't put that kind of order in there if there weren't other gods about to consider."

"Enough with the holy talk that's not about me!" Glory shrieked. She pounded her fist against the adamant air. "No stupid human god is keeping me out! Let me in!"

Sister Agnes flinched, but did not b

Sister Agnes flinched, but did not back up. "Human god and demon saint. The powers here are not the usual ones, Glory."

Glory stepped back and glared. "OK, if I can't get in, I bet Ben could, and once he's inside--" She stopped and looked over her shoulder. Spike had shifted into game face and was smiling an anticipatory predator's smile. On the parapet, Xander had the rifle to his shoulder. She glanced at her minions, then back to the two who were just waiting for her to change.

Spike chuckled. "Go ahead, bitch. I was protecting Dawn before, keeping your rats' attention on me rather than her. Sic 'em on me, I'll show you what a vampire who's having fun can do. And the whelp can pick off some of them if he gets bored with the show."

She considered a moment longer, then, with a snarl of frustration, she kicked the chapel wall. The adobe crumbled.

"All right, then," she said with a sudden grin. "If they want to stay in there, they can stay in there." She dug her hands in on either side of the doorway, found the wooden posts that formed the frame, and pulled.

Spike jumped forward and yanked her back, throwing her to the ground. "Red! Get out here! Do it now!" He fell onto Glory and began punching for all he was worth. Her minions charged in to defend their god. Xander opened fire, wounding where he could, taking head shots when there was no other choice.

Willow pushed Sister Agnes to one side and hauled Tara out of the chapel. Tara hung back at sight of Glory, but Willow yanked her forward. "Honey, I'm sorry, but this is going to make you better, I promise. Spike, give me room!"

Spike pulled back. Glory started to lunge up, but Willow's hand on her forehead shoved her back down.

"Stay put, bitch!" Willow snarled in a voice that echoed more than it should. She tugged Tara down and slid her fingers into her lover's hair. "Just a moment, baby, just a moment." Her eyes went black as she began to chant.

Blue lightning flared between the three of them. Spike fell back, shielding his eyes. All three screamed, then were thrown apart by a blast of light. Willow was flung into Spike, and Tara landed against the chapel wall.

Dreg was the last of Glory's minions alive, and he had stuffed his robes into the wound in his belly to slow the blood loss. He crawled to his god, unable to walk. "Glorificus! Speak to me, great and unstoppable one!"

Willow pulled herself out of Spike's hold. "Did it work? Tara! Where are you!" Spike pushed her to her feet, and she staggered to Tara. "Baby, are you OK?"

Tara levered herself off the ground, whimpering. Then Willow reached her, and she looked up. "Willow?"

Willow pushed her hair back with shaking hands. "Tara? You know me?"

"I always know you. I heard you, but you couldn't hear me. I couldn't get to you--"

"So I came and found you instead."

Dreg reached Glory's outstretched hand and took it in both of his. "Most luscious and creamy cheesecakeness, most rich and utterly-free-of-nuts double-fudge brownieness, Glorificus, speak to me."

"Missing," Glory whispered from split lips. "Part of me is missing."

"You're all here, most mighty. A little battered from what those despicable worms have done to you, but you're all here."

"Inside. There's a hole in my mind, and it's dark in there. There's a bit of me missing inside my brain." Slowly she rolled onto her side and looked around. She snarled when she saw Tara and Willow hugging by the wall. "I can take it back, witch. I don't mind seconds. Take yours, too."

Willow raised a hand and tried to point, but she was shaking too badly. "Oh, goddess, I can't . . ."

Glory started crawling towards them. Tara scrambled to her feet and helped Willow up. "Inside the chapel, she can't get us there. Come on, honey, come on."

"Dreg, stop them!" Glory commanded.

With a matchless effort, Dreg struggled to stand, determined to serve his god to the last breath and pulse. He managed one step before something broke inside and he fell. "Glorificus . . ." he breathed, turning his head for one last sight of her.

"Dreg?" she whispered. "But--you can't die. Not until I tell you to."

Spike helped Tara haul Willow into the safety of the chapel, then turned with a grin. "And that's the last item on tonight's to-do list. Now we just hurt you."

Glory barely blocked his fists, but he could still only inflict minimal damage. "Change, damn you," he snarled. "Change so I can kill you."

Xander watched, appalled and afraid, wondering how on earth they could finish this. Everybody was dead except for Glory, the Scoobies, and the nuns, and Glory kept right on surviving, like the grandfather of rats, who lurks in the corners of the basement and watches you in the middle of the night. Not that Xander ever admitted to seeing glowing eyes in the dark there in the Basement of Doom. Maybe Glory was the God of Rats, because she just wouldn't die.

In the chapel, Tara helped Willow collapse into one of the pews. Joyce hobbled up, gasping relief, but Tara only spared her a smile before turning to Sister Agnes. "Sister, what miraculous powers is St. Eugene's cup supposed to possess?"

Sister Agnes could only blink for a few seconds. "You're Tara."

Tara took a deep breath. "Yes, I'm Tara, we weren't formally introduced, thank you for all your help. St. Eugene's cup, what does it do? I touched it before, and I saw Glory in it, on her way here."

Sister Agnes shook herself back into "deal with it" mode. "The actual cup that St. Eugene created shows a person the way of his or her death. You didn't see Glory--killing anyone, you just saw her coming?"

"Yes. Is this cup supposed to be able to see things far away?"

"I--all that's ever been said is that you can see revelations, and sometimes people who are most on your mind. One of the early records speaks of the cup being used to reassure people who were worried about the families they'd left behind when they traveled here to the frontier, but I've never seen any sign of this being so."

"Maybe you never had a witch touching it before." She maneuvered around Joyce and went to the statue of St. Eugene.

Willow straightened as best she could. "Tara, what are you doing?"

Tara didn't answer but put her hands around the cup, resting them on the carved hands of the demon saint. Immediately the water in the cup began to glow. "Please, work," she whispered. "Aradia, protectress, Hecate, seer, show me what I seek. Isis, who transcends, everywhere and nowhere, within and without, show me." The water swirled, showed fragments, Spike beating on Glory, Glory slowly getting her strength back.

Sister Agnes took an uncertain step forward. "I don't think she should be doing that here."

Tara looked up and stared into the statue's stone eyes. "St. Eugene, who served humans and demons alike, who brought solace and protection regardless of species, let me through. Let me see."

Golden light burst forth from the cup, and Tara's hair blew away from her face. "Thank you," she breathed.

In the cup she saw Buffy and Dawn, curled together asleep. Giles sat a few feet away, his sword across his lap. His lips moved, as if he were singing to himself.

"Buffy," Tara called softly. "Buffy, wake up. We need you."

Xander yelled outside, sounding scared. Tara heard Joyce gasp a word Tara didn't think anybody's mother would ever use in public. She focused harder on the vision in the cup, even as her head began throbbing and her vision blurred.

"Buffy, we're losing. Please, wake up. We need you."

She gasped and sagged into Sister Agnes' arms. "Easy, nina, easy."

"Sister, I'm sorry, I know they're not your gods, but I meant no evil, I swear. . . "

The nun helped her to sit next to Willow. "If it were evil you were trying to work, I doubt the saint would have let it work."

Willow brushed Tara's hair back from her sweaty forehead. "Baby, what were you doing? I touched that cup, but it never did anything for me."

"I--I was calling for help. I hope it got through.

In the land of perpetual Wednesday, under a pink and grey sky, Buffy's eyes popped open. "Oh, my god, I just had the most horrible dream."

Yeah, things should go quick from here.

Hmmmm.

I never do more than one drabble, but for some reason, this week's theme seems to have provoked two.

Be Sure You Mark The Board "Private"

He almost never loses at this game.

Literati is far more fun than realworld Scrabble. Here, he can pick and choose his gaming partners; there's no puppy-eyed pouts simply because he doesn't choose to play with TV-educated American teenagers who think words like "hellacool" are legitimate.

It helps, of course, that he's a librarian. It also helps that none of his onscreen co-players could possibly see his online ID - "OxBlood56" - and link it up to Rupert Giles, librarian, watcher, university sorcerer.

Until, one day, someone crashes a game and types "Hello, Ripper."

And the user ID is RayneMagix.

First time ever, I actually did all three of the three Sunday100 allows.

"Not All Sidewalks Are Safe" (rated G, spoiler free)

The chalked set of squares on the pavement hadn't been there that morning. Anya was certain of it.

"What on earth is that? Why is it on the ground in front of my shop?"

"It's just a hopscotch board." Dawn sounded regretful. "I haven't played hopscotch since I was, like, nine, when those mean twins down the street chased me away. Those girls made me cry."

She hopped, first on one leg then on two. "I wish I had them here; I'd kick their asses, mean little brats."

As she hit the final square, the pavement opened.

"DONE!" screamed Halfrek.

Wow, Deb, was so not expecting that.

Okay, here's a little something...it won't be an epic like my last one. Homicide/Buffyverse Kay/ Whistler

To say that Kay Howard started that night pissed off was the understatement of the year. She'd been here twenty minutes already and had that loser friend of John's even called yet? No. And she'd gone to some trouble tonight, shaving all the way up her thigh and everything. And she never did that. Only for special occasions. And if she ever met the guy(and it had to be a guy) that designed these shoes, he would learn something about the business end of a service revolver. Sighing, she opened her purse, found her cell phone and called Munch.
" Don't help me, ok? Cause I could end up alone in a bar without you helping. And don't ask me to explain Women to you anymore. I'm not so good at Special Ed."

"Who is this?" he asked, sense of humor bigger than his brain, as usual.
"Ha fucking Ha. Always the comedian."
"I aim to please."

"Well, you missed".

His voice softened. "Aw, Kay, I could come down there, if you want."

" Great, then I can be your pity date."

"Don't underestimate pity. Some of my best wives were pity dates once. He's a good guy, Kay. He'll show. It's you, after all."

"If he doesn't, I can hunt you down like a dog then, hmm."

"I love it when you think win-win."
"Idiot." She hung up.

Oh my.

KAY!!!!!

When she's done shooting the shoe designer, I'm hooking up and buying her a drink, damnit.

Yeah. Me too, for all the gals that some dumb guy didn't find "fuckable" enough.