I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


erikaj - Aug 03, 2003 10:06:22 am PDT #5660 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

More Tim and Buffy. "I'm sorry," Bayliss said, blushing. "That wasn't very professional, was it? You were saying something about guilt."

"Ms. Calendar's dead, and it's all my fault...well, not literally. But it's like I armed Angelus."

"It's not your fault if he became obsessed with you,Buffy. Many stalking victims often feel that they could have done more to handle the situation." To say nothing of homicide detectives, he thought.

"I took his soul. When we...after we...and then, when I had the chance to kill him, I hesitated."

"What did you do instead?"

"Kicked him in the crotch."

"I'm sure for the first minute, he wished he was dead....I'm sorry I'm making these sick jokes. It's how we handle it.

"My friend Xander does that, too.

"Xander could have a long, miserable career in the glamorous world of law enforcement."


Am-Chau Yarkona - Aug 03, 2003 10:15:20 am PDT #5661 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

I don't usually talk about works in progress, as I'm paranoid I'll find out my ideas aren't unique and decide not to finish.

I know of no other stories like this one, Daniel, so I think you're fairly safe on that score. And while I'm enjoying the series, I'm not quite ready to fic it yet.

And of course, Willow and Tara at Deva, Willow and Anya? maybe.

Anya at Deva is a fine plan. She'd fit in well.

Riley Finn: Demon Hunter? I have an idea that a photo of Riley will reveal he is the spitting image of Quigley of Klad.

Skeeve's original master? yeah, that could be interesting...

I like this plan, Daniel. I hope you'll keep writing and share the finished product.


DCJensen - Aug 03, 2003 11:19:13 am PDT #5662 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

of Quigley of Klad.

Skeeve's original master? yeah, that could be interesting...

No that was Gharkin. Quigley was the naive rogue demon hunter guy they met in the woods when Skeeve and Aahs set off the find Isstvan (not Isstvan), who had sent teams after Gharkin. He shows up later in the book, and in other Myth Adventures.


Anne W. - Aug 03, 2003 12:11:23 pm PDT #5663 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

"Xander could have a long, miserable career in the glamorous world of law enforcement."

Nice.


DCJensen - Aug 03, 2003 3:07:10 pm PDT #5664 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Heh:

Nitpicker's guide to Robert Asprin's Myth series


Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2003 3:30:52 pm PDT #5665 of 10001
brillig

Xander as Cop. t delighted shiver sorry, just imagined him in a rumpled suit, looking world-weary as he berates some punk. "You think you're a bad ass? You? I laugh."

no ... no more bunnies . . . please . . .


DCJensen - Aug 03, 2003 3:54:33 pm PDT #5666 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

"I like the quiet streets."


Fay - Aug 03, 2003 4:16:42 pm PDT #5667 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Xander as Cop. sorry, just imagined him in a rumpled suit, looking world-weary as he berates some punk. "You think you're a bad ass? You? I laugh."

This is a really, really, REALLY good idea. Older Xander. Worldly wise Xander. A Xander who isn't going to take any shit.


DCJensen - Aug 03, 2003 4:21:07 pm PDT #5668 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

But will he be Bitter!Xander? or Cool!Xander?


Fay - Aug 03, 2003 4:21:57 pm PDT #5669 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Go both! Choose both! Not Suave!Xander, though.