Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Fay - Jul 30, 2003 12:02:04 am PDT #5593 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Utterly intrigued, Victor.

Not seeing a washcloth nearby, he soaked it up with the Book Review section

Washcloth not so much an English term. Cloth would be fine.


amych - Jul 30, 2003 3:18:28 am PDT #5594 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Tim/Wes

Oh, doG. So, so very broken now.


esse - Jul 30, 2003 3:54:56 am PDT #5595 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Lovely, Fay! Just. Yes. due South! Doyle school of menswear! Eee! (I bloody adore crossovers.)

Same to you Victor. You're such a consistently enjoyable writer.

They would make such a pretty and entertainingly dysfunctional couple.

Oh, they really would.


Steph L. - Jul 30, 2003 4:47:02 am PDT #5596 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

SA, in case you didn't see it, I read a comment from the Sunday100 moderator that your drabble was the only one whose crossover she couldn't identify -- if you want to post a comment to that post to clear it up.

Or leave it oblique. Whatever.


sumi - Jul 30, 2003 5:08:42 am PDT #5597 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Victor -- I love the Giles and his identical cousin story -- so much fun.


erikaj - Jul 30, 2003 5:47:06 am PDT #5598 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Wrod, Victor. (You know, when I said I couldn't write Tim/ Wesley, doesn't mean some nice...or maybe not so nice, slasher couldn't do it.And I could appreciate. And stuff.) But somehow the line "When I think of two pretty tormented men, I go to my room and torment myself." doesn't have the same ring, does it? I'm not really here, just wanted to chime in with the Victor Appreciation society.I'll be back later.


Steph L. - Jul 30, 2003 5:47:59 am PDT #5599 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But somehow the line "When I think of two pretty tormented men, I go to my room and torment myself." doesn't have the same ring, does it?

Actually....


esse - Jul 30, 2003 6:46:43 am PDT #5600 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

SA, in case you didn't see it, I read a comment from the Sunday100 moderator that your drabble was the only one whose crossover she couldn't identify -- if you want to post a comment to that post to clear it up.

Crap. I forgot to put the crossover there, too. Thanks for telling me.


erikaj - Jul 30, 2003 1:41:48 pm PDT #5601 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Because I have a compulsive streak, and because today has not been especially good, a short snippet.
"Do you believe this Giles guy? Says he's a Watcher. Sounds like you in the mayor's security detail, Tim."
His partner struggled to read his notes despite the motion of the car and the glare on the windshield. "I don't know. I believe him. He's not the type to do something so brutal."
"How many times do I have to tell you? We're all the type. Jack the Ripper was British. You've tempted me to violence on a number of occasions."
"What stopped you?"
"First, it's a bitch to train a new partner And, second, because I have superior socialization and a well-developed moral center."
"Gee, I thought you liked me."
"Don't let it go to your head, Bayliss. I'll go to the demon bar. You go see Buffy Summers.
" "Why do you get all the easy jobs, Frank?"
"I don't know. Miss Chase liked you I think you have a way with teenage girls. She thinks you're "totally brilliant." Are you totally brilliant?"
"Will you stop it with that? She's a stupid, lovestruck kid."
" So she'd have to be stupid to think you're smart? Is that what you're telling me?"
"Yes! No! I just meant she thinks that for reasons that have nothing to do with me. Can we get a new topic, please?"
"I don't know. I think you're protesting too much. You'd have beautiful brown-eyed maladjusted children." Pembleton teased. "Of course, you'd have to fight over who got to be higher-maintenence...I'd say it's a toss-up."
"Yeah, Frank. Cause I am totally brilliant. And I'm gonna see what a Chosen One looks like."


deborah grabien - Jul 30, 2003 2:35:29 pm PDT #5602 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

"You'd have beautiful brown-eyed maladjusted children."

I am weeping with delight over this. Standing in the corner next to erika with H:LOTS pompoms.