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Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 28, 2003 10:43:43 pm PDT #5546 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Victor, I'm loving it. Like that you mentioned Oz.

Crossovers all very wonderful-- Fay, I especially love the Simon/Drusilla.

And now here's my attempt:

This is a Late Drabble

"Anyone there?"

"Hello yes?"

"Hi. I'm complaining. You sold me—and I quote—a "hot vampire sex toy for all your kinky needs" and it's *died*."

"What do you mean, died? It's a vampire, it's supposed to be dead!"

"It's not just dead, it's a pile of dust! Poofed! Become a dust bunny! Fallen on a stake! Returned to the hell it came from! The vampire is no more! It is an ex- vampire."

"Aw, come on. Look at the plumage. Lovely vampire, the Peroxide Blond. Lovely plumage."

"That proves it! Peroxide Blond, huh! I bought the Brood Brunette model."

Rebecca Lizard - Jul 28, 2003 11:58:21 pm PDT #5547 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Fay, that Sandman/BtVS was lovely. I can put it on the Random Fandom page, right?

Fay - Jul 29, 2003 2:54:48 am PDT #5548 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Absolutely, love. Mi fic su fic, type of thing.

Victor, I wish I'd watched the blessed show. I'm very much enjoying your story, but I wish I'd watched more than two minutes of Manchild to appreciate it properly.

"It's not just dead, it's a pile of dust! Poofed! Become a dust bunny! Fallen on a stake! Returned to the hell it came from! The vampire is no more! It is an ex- vampire."

Bwah!

Anne W. - Jul 29, 2003 3:21:05 am PDT #5549 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Am-Chau, insent.

Lyra Jane - Jul 29, 2003 3:32:52 am PDT #5550 of 10001
Up with the sun

Victor, I am loving your story.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Jul 29, 2003 3:34:36 am PDT #5551 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Thank you, Anne. You've been very helpful.

Plei, insent.

Anne W. - Jul 29, 2003 3:35:11 am PDT #5552 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Ditto. I love that you're having Willow and Kennedy drift apart. I also loved Elizabeth. What made me sad is that I wish Anya could have been alive to have been in that scene.

sumi - Jul 29, 2003 5:38:57 am PDT #5553 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Wow -- that'll teach me for skipping in this thread -- had to go back and read all lovely drabbles.

deborah grabien - Jul 29, 2003 8:14:10 am PDT #5554 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

suhNERK!

Am, that was truly one of the evillest, funniest ways to wake up ever. John Cleese Vamp Foo!

Fay - Jul 29, 2003 9:50:10 am PDT #5555 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

More Crossover Drabblishness:

Giles frowned. "I don't think you're taking this seriously. According to the scroll - "

"Yeah, yeah, I got it. Stupid portals. Stupid hellmouths. Stupid interdimensional gateway things. Four heads, eight legs, destroyer of worlds, yada yada." Buffy hefted her axe and sighed. Eldritch light poured into the chamber on cue as the surface of the gateway began to ripple and distort the fabric of reality.

Four figures appeared. They looked surprisingly human.

Buffy paused.

"Giles? Not looking real demony here."

"Erm…"

"Miss, just put the axe down. Please?"

"Are you demons?"

"Daniel? You sure you read those co-ordinates right?"

eta

number!

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