These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Dana - Jul 21, 2003 9:45:47 am PDT #5301 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Fic with a footnote! I snerk.

Lust was one Deadly Sin that they'd all embraced pretty wholeheartedly, and combining it with Greed was remarkably popular, as any number of luxury icecream manufacturers could attest.

Greed? Not Gluttony?

He had kept his interactions with mortals to a minimum and had certainly done nothing so vulgar or proletarian as carry money lest it lead to avarice; he had never indulged in a wink of sleep lest it lead to sloth; he kept no possessions lest they lead to envy; he avoided following any particular sports team lest it lead to anger; he avoided looking at his own reflection lest it lead to vanity; and he avoided looking at anyone else very hard lest it lead to lust.

This is priceless.


Fay - Jul 21, 2003 9:49:17 am PDT #5302 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

You like? Oh, splendid.

Greed? Not Gluttony?

I'll change it to gluttony for clarity's sake. Cheers, love.


Dana - Jul 21, 2003 9:52:30 am PDT #5303 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Greed and Gluttony are two separate sins, aren't they? Greed being interchangeable with Avarice?


deborah grabien - Jul 21, 2003 9:54:37 am PDT #5304 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Lyra's drabble broke me a bit, damnit.

Fay, I am giggling madly. I love that piece.

(but I still can't stand sushi.....)


Steph L. - Jul 21, 2003 9:55:49 am PDT #5305 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

(but I still can't stand sushi.....)

Devil woman!

t points, mouth open in horror

Well, more sushi for me, then.


deborah grabien - Jul 21, 2003 9:56:00 am PDT #5306 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Gluttony, Lust, Avarice, Envy, Pride, Sloth and Anger.

(eta - the sins! Not Teppy!)


Steph L. - Jul 21, 2003 9:58:03 am PDT #5307 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

(eta - the sins! Not Teppy!)

I dunno. I think calling you a devil woman and then saying there's more sushi for me covers gluttony, anger, and possibly avarice. So that's 3.


deborah grabien - Jul 21, 2003 9:59:43 am PDT #5308 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Yeah, but they're only valid sins if the Devil Woman in question actually minds being given the title.

The pointing, OTOH, is rude (slapping Teppy's finger lightly).


Anne W. - Jul 21, 2003 10:00:20 am PDT #5309 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Wonderful, Fay! The tone is very like that of the original. I especially liked the rehash of the chocolate argument.


Steph L. - Jul 21, 2003 10:01:30 am PDT #5310 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The pointing, OTOH, is rude (slapping Teppy's finger lightly).

t pout