Angel: How're you feeling? Faith: Like I did mushrooms and got eaten by a bear.

'A Hole in the World'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


esse - Jul 03, 2003 3:14:18 am PDT #4774 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

I seem to remember someone doing a QAF piece awhile back, and posting it here. And damn, I can't remember who or when. Maybe my brain is draining out....

That was me.

SA, have I had the chance to read that before? Because it reads as something I already know, and like. I do like it, btw. It's very evocative and intense.

Yup. I started it months ago and stuck a bit of it in here.

Thanks for your kind words.


smonster - Jul 03, 2003 4:03:32 am PDT #4775 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ne lisez pas le mauvais fic!

Putain de merde! Je me suis fait malade avec ca! L'histoire est tellement... mauvais.


Connie Neil - Jul 03, 2003 10:32:33 am PDT #4776 of 10001
brillig

Shameless self-whoring:

Sometime in the last 12 hours my website's main page got it's 10,000th hit. It's been up for almost a year and a half, and 10,000 hits in that time is nothing to make bigtime websites jealous, but, gosh. Yes, I started the counter at 0, because I'm a needy feedback ho who likes to look at the counter and say, "You like me! You really, really like me!"

Oddly enough, the story with the most hits is "Skinny Dipping," the Dawn/Spike improv at the swimming pool. The next one is "Steam." So most folks who read my site like Protecto-Spike in big brother mode. Then they like the hot boy-on-boy action. It's an interesting demographic.


smonster - Jul 03, 2003 10:35:39 am PDT #4777 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Go Connie!!!!

t waves pom poms madly

That reminds me, I need to point my roomie to your website. He'll love the Spike/Xander stuff.


victor infante - Jul 03, 2003 1:49:43 pm PDT #4778 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Minor edits made to part Seven, above. Hopefully more to come soon.


Rebecca Lizard - Jul 03, 2003 8:59:21 pm PDT #4779 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

What's another word for strawlike, like, if you were describing hair, and it was all fried and kind of ratty and this-person-never-uses-conditioner and there is this word that is just what I mean and....

I mean, fried, if you couldn't say fried because you didn't use that kind of language because you were Drusilla. No metaphor-- just that... word.

Which is to say, Jilli, I think I'm going to finish the Gingerbread Coffin fic.


deborah grabien - Jul 03, 2003 9:05:27 pm PDT #4780 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I mean, fried, if you couldn't say fried because you didn't use that kind of language because you were Drusilla. No metaphor-- just that... word.

"Ewwww." Dru wrinkled her nose. "She's got pot-scrubber hair."


Rebecca Lizard - Jul 03, 2003 9:33:04 pm PDT #4781 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

<snickers>

But it's not metaphor I'm looking for. Just this one word-- this may be, of course, the kind of thing where you just know the word exists but you're completely wrong, nothing's there. But. Ah.


P.M. Marc - Jul 03, 2003 9:39:32 pm PDT #4782 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

But it's not metaphor I'm looking for. Just this one word-- this may be, of course, the kind of thing where you just know the word exists but you're completely wrong, nothing's there. But. Ah.

Hrrm. Dried straw-like hair?

Hrrm. Give me five or ten. Era? Do we have an era? Is this set in modern times?


deborah grabien - Jul 03, 2003 9:51:16 pm PDT #4783 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Liz, I was actually quoting one of the single nastiest things I've ever heard said in my life. One very annoying woman when we all worked at Interfinexa in London in the late seventies, asking a very well-bred buddy with an evil sense of humour and no tolerance for suck-ups, what she should do with her hair.

Said the well-bred buddy: "Try scrubbing pots with it."

Needless to say, that line has stayed with me. I've never been bitchy enough about another woman to use it, but perhaps someday a bloke who looks like Art Garfunkle in his prime will piss me off, and I'll let it rip.