That one, I don't remember. I do remember a very nice visit to Jeese's grave though.

Not nuts! Not nuts! That's it!

"Watch it on TV, and you watch alone."

Do you mean TIVO?

Clem prayed the vampire wouldn't catch the scent of the Funyons. He wanted them all for himself.

Beautiful.

"I've come to warn you, Clem," said Spike. "Buffy... She said she was going to kill you. She's going to wipe all demons out of Sunnydale, 'even the harmless-seeming ones like Clem.'

Need a closing " after the ' because it's a quote within a quote (and I'd put a period between the ' and " because I'm like that).

"She did not say that," Clem exclaimed. "She... she wouldn't! We're pals! We rented 'Not Another Teen Movie' together. She brought me that chicken skin stuff from KFC!!!"

YES!

a dark social worker,

BWAH!

Spike seemed shocked at the question. "Uhm. I'm different. Got a soul."

Can't stop laughing.

He flinched, but he knew what he had to do. "Here. have a Funyon."

Oh, how sweet!

Outside, the First dropped it's guise of being Spike, returning to its favored but, unfortunately, less threatening guise as Tiny Tim.

How perfectly perfect. I love you Victor.

Thanks, Elena. I fixed the Tivo thing, but I'll have to get the rest later. I literally write it between tasks here at work.

I literally write it between tasks here at work.

Ah, those were the days. I barely have time between calls these days, and I'm spending that on a massive beading project for my Bitch Blanket.

But, you know, I have transcribing to do ...

Victor, it is a wonderful piece. And all the more wonderful for being written on the fly like that.

more, end, not too satisfying but I'll try to get back to it later, maybe. I'm a bit distracted.:

"Ah." Gooseflesh crept along Ethan's arms, despite the warmth of the night. "The First, I presume? Nice to meet you - well, no, that's rot, not nice at all, utterly wrong word. What can I do for you?"

"For me?" Its surprise was genuine. There was a dark, twisted glee behind its surface, something holding a genuine edge of fear to it. "Absolutely nothing, but aren't you sweet to ask? I actually came to have a quick little word with you - just a suggestion, you know. Considering why you came, it's entirely appropriate."

"I - I just came to Sunnydale to have a word with Giles. I - I don't think I want -"

"Oh, now, don't be rude, and don't be so touchy. It's just a suggestion. After all," he shook a roguish finger and Ethan's stomach crept behind his spine, or tried to, "I never did charge you anything for all that candy. Just pay attention, that's all. Not much of an invoice, is it? Not too much to ask?"

"Sorry if I was rude. I'm listening." Ethan kept his face as impassive as possible. It wasn't easy, since his feet wanted to carry him back and away from the First, and in fact were twitching in his shoes....

"Oh, good - we're on the same page then?" The First offered him a loopy Mayoral grin. "It's just this: remember whose side you're usually on. It's a bad, bad time to be good."

A small, gurgling sound as the Non-mayor turned himself inside out, and then was gone.

Ethan stood for a moment, staring into the dark, beads of sweat above his lashes and in the soft fold under his jaw. He thought about the First's words. Finally, he shook his head, and shook the remaining grave dirt off his shoes.

"Bloody hell," he told the empty night, and headed back to his car.

Any help he'd been planning on offering Giles and the Slayers was going to stay strictly unmentioned and unoffered. It was not only a bad time to be a good guy; it was a bad time to be in Sunnydale.

---

It's a bad, bad time to be good."

I love this muchly.

OK, it's not much but it's current.

Giles turned to Buffy. "We need to go now."

She stared at the portal. It had the same innocent silvery shimmer as that hole that had opened up behind Angel and had made her decide between woman and Slayer.

"Buffy," Giles said urgently.

Dawn tugged on her sleeve. "We need to go, Buffy."

She looked at her sister, who hadn't existed last year at this time. Someone else the fate of the world hinged on and who it was up to her to deal with. This time, though, the choices of sister and Slayer were the same. She took Dawn's hand and squeezed lightly. "Right. Let's go. First one who goes nuts has to do the dishes."

"Right."

Buffy nodded to Giles, who grinned back. "I'll go first, shall I?" he said enthusiastically.

"Go for it."

He paused just a moment, then dove into the moving tunnel. Buffy looked at Dawn and made sure she had a firm grim on her sister's hand. Dawn nodded back, and they ran for the portal, jumping as one.

Joyce gave a whimper, despite herself. "My girls . . ."

Anya patted her shoulder. "It's not a bad place. Just dark and gloomy and boring. Kind of like high school."

Joyce wiped her eyes and nearly laughed. "Thank you, Anya."

Willow didn't relax. She wiped her hands on her pants legs, checked her notes, then began the chant to close the portal. It fought her for a few seconds, then cycled down to a pinprick before disappearing with a flash and swirl of dust.

"Cool," Willow said, panting.

Xander didn't look down. "Are we done here, General?" he asked, watching Gregor's livid face over the sights of his rifle.

"What was that spell?"

"You'll get your answer when our hour is up."

"I demand--"

"You gave us an hour! Are you changing the rules, General? Do we just cut loose now and let what happens happen?" Xander saw out of the corner of his eye that Spike was looking over the wall, grinning down in full gameface.

General Gregor snarled up at them, then stomped away. Xander watched a few seconds, then slid down below the top of the wall to sit and shake. His hand automatically reset the safety on the rifle and set it down carefully, pointed at a wall.

"Oh, god," he whispered.

Spike kept an eye on the soldiers. "I think he soiled his armor. Good job, Harris."

"I shot at him."

"Nah, you didn't come anywhere near him. Just scared him good."

"I shot at somebody."

"You do it all the time with crossbows."

Xander looked up with a glare. "That's at vampires. They don't count."

"Oh! You wound me. So, what do we do when our hour's up? Jump over the wall and set to?"

"No!" Xander sighed. "I don't think, anyway. Keep an eye on them, I'll go consult."

Spike snapped a perfect salute. "Yes, sah!" But his grin ruined the image of the compleat Royal Army military man. Well, the black leather and bleached hair did, too.

Manic Spike. What fun.

had made her decide between woman and Slayer.

Gorgeous.

"Right. Let's go. First one who goes nuts has to do the dishes."

Perfect. You know, I think that both season 6 and 7 was missing this black humour.

"It's not a bad place. Just dark and gloomy and boring. Kind of like high school."

Damn but I love well-written Anya.

And the whole Xander thing. My god i love Xander. And I love what you do with him. I cannot wait.