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Do you accept Canadian funds?

Or, possibly, a beta? Because I can help you keep this straight - or gay, whichever you need.

Can someone nilly me the first part of connie's story?

How far back do you need to go? Have you read the first big where Giles is vamped?

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!

I'd say something else, but I think Elena had it covered. More, now, please, more!

I was just compounding a dermatological and while I was carefully cleaning the thick, white cream from the shaft and head of the pestle - slowly exposing the hard, gleaming length - I realised that being around you guys has really changed the way I view the world.

Pharmacy porn. Who'd thunk.

How far back do you need to go? Have you read the first big where Giles is vamped?

I read it, oh so long ago. I need a refresher. But this bit--Lexi! Xander's granny calls him Lexi. That's...incredibly sweet.

Lovely bits about Angel riding, oh, yes, I can see it. Unplumbed depths (not that way!) of Angel. He always did have surprising facets, as he'd accreted personalities built around the society he moved in, and then discarded them for new ones as the rules and customs changed through the decades.

I am now at the interesting part where I get out an actual piece of paper and start drawing arrows and circles and maps with "Then he goes over there, but I've got to get her over here before then, then these guys come around here--oh, hell, where did *he* go, he's supposed to be over there!" Timelines and who does what where when and making sure it makes sense.

Always one of the mostest fun parts! Like putting together a puzzle.

How far back do you need to go? Have you read the first big where Giles is vamped?

I just came to this thread last week when I started writing fic again myself.

I read it, oh so long ago. I need a refresher. But this bit--Lexi! Xander's granny calls him Lexi. That's...incredibly sweet.

Most everything is on my website, [link] including the chapters of this section as I finish them. Look under Career Change (now with a picture of Serious!Giles!).

Xander's Grandma keeps trying to be a Russian Jew. I'm not sure I should let her, but his maternal lineage is becoming very interesting.

Lovely bits about Angel riding, oh, yes, I can see it.

Yeah, imagining Angelus riding a horse as mean as him, galloping through the night--all sorts of silly highwayman ideas. And I am resisting mightily making any kind of foody puns to Angels on Horseback, though I played with the idea of Giles promising to dust Spike for mentioning it.

For those who have not been playing along at home, my flashfic.

This was the request: Spike/Buffy talking dirty, and mucho purring from Spike. Fluff, smut, & or hilarity. No character death in this one. Spike can be souled or no soul, chipped or no chip, season doesn't matter much to me. Ooooooook?...These MUST be included somehow. An "Evil Dead" quote must be included.(movie- you can find TONS of quotes online) Spike in assless chaps. Willow make love to her double (Vamp Willow) while someone is singing "I kissed a girl." I also want mention of a Poison song, a guitar string and green M&Ms. Spike must purr. Spike must purr. Oh yeah, did I mention the fact that Spike MUST purr? good.
Many thanks to: my AIM peeps and the Noise Design Cam for keeping me awake and alert, Adult Swim for warping my brain just a little more, Starz for showing JCSS thrice weekly when I was 16 (also, for the massive doses of Dirty Dancing they provided that same year, though that has nothing to do with this, I just want to thank them), Depeche Mode, for "Blasphemous Rumours", and Robert Smith, for destroying the Giant Barbra Monster having Really Big Hair.

Soft and Only

It sounded at first like the buzzing of her alarm clock. Buffy slammed her hand against the spot about where it thought said clock had been three times before her sleep-addled brain realized that there was no clock, there hadn't been a clock since before Sunnydale turned into a sinkhole, and that, in fact, not only was there no clock, there was no nightstand, no bed, just the sticky duct-taped back seat of a school bus that smelled decidedly ripe.

The sound grew louder.

With a groan, she buried her head under her jacket, but the sound followed her, filling her ears until she was forced to open her eyes. She should have been seeing denim. Why wasn't she seeing denim? Her mind finally ID'd the noise: purring. If Andrew had stashed a cat on the bus, she was going to kill him. Slowly. She'd garrote him with a guitar string, in sort of an homage to the death of the first Ubervamp. Sure, they wouldn't have someone around to cook and clean, but on the plus side, she'd never hear the words "Oh you bastards! Why are you tormenting me like this? WHY!?" coming out of his mouth again.

Cats didn't come with short blond curls.

Buffy blinked, wondering if someone had done something to the M&Ms. "Green ones make you gay," she muttered. "Do the blue ones make you see dead people?"

The purr turned into a laugh. "Depends, love. Do I look dead to you?"

Actually, yes. She frowned, taking in the sleek white leather vest and chaps he was wearing. With nothing underneath. It was like the Judas goes to heaven scene in Jesus Christ Superstar gone all late 80s Prince instead of Jimi Hendrix. "Gonna have to go with 'yup' on that one," she said. "What the fuck is going on?"

"Like the song says, 'baby, talk dirty to me.'" Spike purred some more, his tongue flitting out and teasing a nipple through her shirt. Then he raised his head, a peculiar glint in his eyes. "If you want to, you know. Got plenty to entertain me if you don't."

She followed his gaze to the television in the corner, where Willow was... kissing her evil vampire self's belly to that Jill Somebody song? Suddenly, the lyrics made a lot more sense. "I always thought she was singing about kissing meat," she said. "Either I'm having what is quite possibly the weirdest dream in a whole lifetime of weird dreams, or I'm..."

"In my idea of heaven. It's not much, mind. You, me, something entertaining on the telly." He smiled at her, and tilted his head to one side.

"This is very possibly hell," Buffy muttered to no one in particular. Spike's hand, still almost hot to the touch, slid under her shirt to caress first one breast, than the other. "Or maybe purgatory." At the very least, it was more entertaining than a busload of wounded and sweaty newbie Slayers and... "Fuckfuckfuck." If this was a dream, it was one that knew where all her buttons were located. "Spike, please."

"Please what?" That low rumble was back, vibrating against her belly.

His tongue dipped into her navel and she whimpered. "More. Please." Buffy turned her head to the television, where both Willows were now naked, identical limbs and tongues intertwined. She couldn't tell which one was which.

Hands moved down her body, unfastening her pants and pushing them off, then moved back up and pulled off her shirt before resuming their exploration of her body. She squirmed, trying to take her eyes from the screen where Willow and Willow were forcing Buffy to wonder how far the definition of masturbation extended.

"Is that what you want?" Spike's voice was calm, amused even.

"I... Yes."

"Then say it."

"I want you to lick me." There. That wasn't so hard. He licked the side of her knee. "Not there."

"Got to be specific. Tell me just what it is you want licked."

She remembered this game; it had been one of his favorites. "Tell me what vocabulary you want me to use." Her voice was arch, almost flippant.

"Quim. Cunny. Slit." Spike's mouth punctuated each word with a soft bite, each one further up her thigh than the last. "Channel. Cunt. Womb." She could feel the words against her skin, tiny shockwaves rippling outward.

"Pussy," she finished. His purr of satisfaction and the touch of his lips sent her hips twisting and thrusting towards his tongue. "Harder. Please." She tangled her hands in his hair, guiding him. "Please. Please. Yes." His tongue wasn't enough. Buffy relaxed her hold on his hair, shifting to allow him up and in. Better, but still not enough. Her legs wrapped around his, the white leather rubbing against her thighs as she pressed her feet against his exposed haunches, driving him deeper and setting the rhythm. "Fuck me."