Time for some thrilling heroics.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


MayaP - May 20, 2003 6:34:34 pm PDT #3929 of 10001

Olives are scrappy things; they'll grow just about anywhere, as long as it doesn't get too terribly cold.


MayaP - May 20, 2003 6:36:25 pm PDT #3930 of 10001

Oh -- now that I've poked my head up again -- I should add that I've lurked here on and off, and love your Career Change story. I'm looking forward to whatever happens between the two vamps and Buffy once Glory's dealt with...


Elena - May 20, 2003 9:56:30 pm PDT #3931 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

And then Spike showed up, and he didn't put her on a pedestal and he wouldn't die for her - but he would kill for her, and he would let her kill for herself. He made her laugh, like Gunn did, and he wasn't subtle about finding her attractive, but he didn't make a big deal about it either. And he was dangerous, soul or no - he had this edge to him that Wesley had, and that she found so difficult to resist - but he made it all seem so simple.

Oh, look, I love Fay. Yep, I sure do.

Connie, dare I hope for more tonight?


Deena - May 20, 2003 10:02:28 pm PDT #3932 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

"Essentially," Giles answered. "Be careful of the chickens.

Was I the only one expecting attack chickens? Yes, right, sorry... carry on.

Buffy hugged her back, grateful for the thick cloth of the nun's habit, which absorbed tears before anyone had to notice them.

oooooh, I like this


Connie Neil - May 20, 2003 11:23:26 pm PDT #3933 of 10001
brillig

Connie, dare I hope for more tonight?

Sorry, I'm busily mentally writing potential fanwanks for certain things. Plus going "Well, I guess I can finish Ethan and Giles in China without any problem now."

But the story shall continue with little delay.

Attack chickens??? It's a harmless little demonic sanctuary, a convent of nice ladies who want to live apart from the world and serve in their own small way. They do not keep attack poultry.


Elena - May 20, 2003 11:35:22 pm PDT #3934 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

connie - nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Or, well, do what your muse requires. But have it involve X/S, please.


Connie Neil - May 21, 2003 12:06:46 am PDT #3935 of 10001
brillig

But have it involve X/S, please.

Hee. Hee hee hee. Heh.

OK.


Connie Neil - May 21, 2003 12:07:19 am PDT #3936 of 10001
brillig

Though I'm leaning towards a secondary OTP of Xander/Andrew.


esse - May 21, 2003 12:36:46 am PDT #3937 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Here's some Buffy/Wes (sort of) as per the request of one Ms. Pleiades, and in the name of Lance Bass. Post seasons six and three.

Title: Indirect

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"And she looked at him, piercing with her violet gaze, as the cucharachi band strummed 'La Luna' in the soft background of Pompeii--"

"What are you doing?"

Wesley jumped from his chair, the novel spilling to the floor. He cleared his throat and straightened his shirt as he bent to retrieve it. He did his best to hide the cover, and seemed successful, as Buffy was focusing her attention on his face.

"Look, Wes, I'm glad you're here. I mean, we haven't really heard much out of LA lately, and it's good to see a familiar face--visible scarring and all. Which, by the way, you can explain at any time. But I really wouldn't mind some help patrolling tonight, so if you could put away the ten cent romance novel and grab an axe, I'd really appreciate it."

Damn. She'd seen.

He sighed and took the proffered weapon, following her jaunty ponytail out the back door into the slowing setting sunlight.

---

They sat at the counter at four am, drinking Folgers and watching the first beginnings of twilight. It was a companionable silence, surprisingly easy for all that their last meeting had been.

She'd allowed her hair to fall from its clasp, and it hung around her face as though she was a model for some makeup advertisement. He knew his face was hard, rough with unshaven beard and heavy with the weight of what he'd left behind.

Buffy seemed to allow this all with acceptance he hadn't expected, but then she had gained a maturity and understanding since high school. He thought part of it was raising Dawn, losing her mother to something she couldn't beat back, and defeating any adversary that stood in her way.

He respected that, especially when he saw something so radically different in himself.

He cleared his throat, finding that he did that more now that someone had attempted to sever it from his body. "You seem quite awake for someone who spent a large portion of the day herding her younger sister around."

She grinned into her coffee. "Well, I think it's some kind of Slayer bonus point. Super strength, quick and nimble reflexes, uber-insomnia. Comes with the gig."

He felt a smile twitch the corner of his mouth. "Ah. It's a wonder the Watchers ever kept up."

"I think Giles took his coffee intravenously," she said, her face dimming slightly.

He noted that with some detachment, but asked gently, "Are you handling--that is, is everything right in the, ah, financial area?"

Buffy nodded, and relaxed on her elbows on the counter. "Yeah, Giles apparently paid the mortgage and the utilities in advance, along with dumping a sizeable amount of money into my bank account, for food and a pair of 'overpriced unnecessary shoes,' he said." She shrugged. "I think it's residual guilt from the whole abandonment and apocalypse thing, but it means I don't have to worry about a job this summer. Leaves me more time to take care of Dawn, concentrate on slaying. Even though it gets really slow in the summer--I swear, you'd think the vamps had to worry about sweat or something, the way they hole up."

Very seriously, he replied, "Recent reports have indicated a migration pattern: north in the summer, south in the winter."

She laughed, loud and bright, and there was that smile again. He enjoyed making her laugh, making himself smile. Perhaps he simply enjoyed her.

Buffy drained the last of her coffee and stood. He followed suit, taking the two mugs and placing them in the sink. She cocked her head towards the door, motioning for him to follow her. As they climbed the stairs, she said, "I'm thinking about opening a bed and breakfast. Summers' B&B. What do you think?"

"Very lucrative business, I hear."

She frowned. "Maybe a rehab clinic. I'd probably get way more clients. Summers' Rehabilitation Clinic. Now that has a ring to it."

He chuckled and followed her to the last door on the left. He glanced inside, raised an eyebrow. "Wasn't this your room?" he asked.

"Um, yeah. After the whole...thing, after Willow left, I decided to move into the bigger room. Figured Will wouldn't want to stay there, too many memories. So Dawn and I did the switcheroo."

He nodded solemnly. "I see."

"I put your bags in there, and we can take the Ryan Philippe poster down tomorrow, if you want."

"Perhaps not," he said. "It adds a certain charm."

She smiled and squeezed his arm. "Have a good night--or morning, really. Don't worry about waking up. We have a strict no-alarm-clock policy in this house."

"Of course," he nodded, slipping into the room. "Goodnight."

He heard her pad across the hall as he shut the door.

---

"It's an Icarus demon," he said, ruffling through the pages of the Dofflebin Encyclopaedia. He was surprised at the collection Sunnydale had, though he could imagine where it came from. Most of what he saw was Rupert's, and after a brief conversation with Anya, it appeared that she'd added a few choice volumes over the years. Every once in awhile he happened upon a book with blank pages, but wisely he chose not to ask about it.

Buffy was leaning against a wall in the living room; Xander was inspecting the winches again, making sure they were strong from when he repaired them last week; Dawn was bouncing a ball against the table, contributing to Wesley's impending headache; and Anya had claimed "other engagements." Wesley didn't really wish to inquire as to what those engagements might be.

No one was really listening to him. Ah, that was reminiscent of always.

Finally Buffy prompted him. "And an Icarus demon would be?"


esse - May 21, 2003 12:37:53 am PDT #3938 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

He flicked his eyes towards her, then back at the book. "Well, it's called that after the Greek myth. This fellow loses his wings--"

"It has *wings*?!" Buffy exclaimed.

"--that detach from its body if it gets too hot," Wesley finished, undeterred.

Dawn made a face. "So, it's what, weird slidy action or something? Ew."

"What are we supposed to do, invest in some quality tanning time with this thing? Xander always said he wanted a sunbed," Buffy said.

Xander whirled around, tape measure clacking against his nose. "Hey! One time, *one time* I say I think I'm a little pale, that I could use some sun, and I'm branded for life."

"Yup," said Dawn. "Your manliness has been compromised. I'm very sorry to inform you that you must now flip your hair and call me honey."

Buffy rolled her eyes. "Come on, shiny hair girl. Let's go over some of those moves we tried last night."

Dawn rolled her eyes back her sister. "I thought we were learning about the Icky demon."

"Icarus."

"Whatever," both girls said at the same time.

Buffy grabbed Dawn's hand and pulled her from her seat. "You were the one who wanted to learn. What was it? You wanted to be a 'kickass slayer-type person'?"

"Yeah, but that was before I realized it required movement of body parts," she mock-groaned, flashing a grin at Wesley as they went out of the room.

Wesley moved to the couch and sat down, thumbing through the book, hoping to find something that would allow them to destroy this creature who was being very reckless in most air-conditioned buildings in Sunnydale.

Xander left the room for a moment, came back and sat down next to Wesley on the couch. Wesley accepted the proffered beer without looking up from the page he was engrossed in. Xander took the remote and relaxed back into the couch. There was a click, and then the sound of a crowd cheering.

Wesley looked up and his mouth dropped open. "How the hell did you get football?"

Xander glanced over at him. "Do you know how many times I've stayed at Giles' place? The man will never admit to it, but he had satellite on a television in his bedroom. He'd stay up till four in the morning to watch some game, and after awhile I got a little hooked." He shrugged. "When I had to do some roofing work on the house, I just set up a dish here. I spend more time at Revello than I do my own apartment, anyway. Besides, Giles almost kissed my feet when he came back," he said with a grin.

Wesley just nodded, never taking his eyes from the screen. "It's Arsenal versus the Tottenham Hotspurs, in the champ match! Dear god, I can't believe I'm watching this." He patted Xander's shoulder and took another sip of his beer, putting the tome aside as he became more engrossed in the happenings on the television.

---

"I was calling for Giles," Wesley began. "I thought perhaps he'd be able to help me with a translation, but things seemed rather hectic at the time, so I just worked on it myself. A few months later, I hadn't heard from him, so I drove here."

Buffy nodded, twirling her stake in her fingers.

"There was an overbearing Greek woman at Giles' apartment, who not-so-kindly informed me that Mr. Giles no longer resided there, so I went to your house."

"And the rest is history," Buffy finished, turning backwards to impale a vampire intent on sneaking up behind them. She ran and pulled the stake out of its heart just before it crumbled into dust, and wiped any errant flecks off her shirt.

She jogged back to his side, and in answer to his questioning eyebrow explained, "The stake dusts with them if you don't grab it quickly enough. And this is my favorite one." She put the stake in her pocket and smiled at him.

"I suppose I've never been really concerned about them before. I get them wholesale through a local distributor."

"Ah, capitalization in the name of fighting evil. Yay America."

"Indeed."

They smiled at each other and headed towards Revello.

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