Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.

'Heart Of Gold'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


Steph L. - May 17, 2003 9:40:55 pm PDT #3902 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Deb, isn't it *Snow* White and Rose Red? (I even checked in my extremely tattered volume of children's stories that is part of my earliest memories, and it has Snow White and Rose Red. Not that it's the authority, but those are how I always heard the 2 names.)

I'm intrigued with your Spred.

And still think Plei is evil for enabling it.


P.M. Marc - May 17, 2003 9:41:36 pm PDT #3903 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

And still think Plei is evil for enabling it.

Oh, like that's a SHOCK.


deborah grabien - May 17, 2003 9:44:13 pm PDT #3904 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Plei, I'll hit stride shortly. Need to finish Weaver and Still Life edits before I let myself get too deep into anything else. But I wanted to keep it going.

Oh, who and where was it, that the subject of a BtVS/AtS crossover with Gumball Rally was first raised? Because Nic and I mapped the entire race out in our heads last night on the way home, including who got what cars. Example: Faith has the early eighties Ferrari Testarosa in arrest-me red. Angel, Mister Ragtop Man, is going to lose it when he spots a 1936 Lagonda convertible roadster with a running board for the taking. And we both agreed without a blink that Wesley must must must have Mrs. Peel's Lotus Elan.

Dawn and Buffy, off together, with Dawn driving illegally in something absurd, maybe a nice old Volvo P1800 and Buffy sweating bullets. Dawn would produce pink teeshirts that said "GO TEAM SUMMERS!"

Xander and Anya in a beefed-up Beemer, probably a 7-series.

Giles in the classic Jag XKE, not even street legal.

Spike on a killer bike, wrapped head to toe leather and full wraparound helmet, no sun can touch him anywhere. Demon-treated eye protection on the helmet so he can ride during the day.

Gunn, with Fred doing evil little things to the mechanics when it hiccups, in a seventies Lamborghini Miura, rollbar and all.

Alternately, Fred and Willow in a Mercedes 6-series, the kind my daughter's boyfriend has. Oh yeah.

Starting out in, say, London. Finish line - Transylvania?


deborah grabien - May 17, 2003 9:45:32 pm PDT #3905 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Steph, yes indeed, Snow White and Rose Red. But I deliberately muddled it, because I saw Fred muddling it, and progressing naturally to Blood Red.

(and I adore that damned fairy tale....)


Steph L. - May 17, 2003 9:46:58 pm PDT #3906 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But I deliberately muddled it, because I saw Fred muddling it, and progressing naturally to Blood Red.

Okay, I get it. I was just being all editor-y. The editor is always on.


deborah grabien - May 17, 2003 9:49:48 pm PDT #3907 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Excellent Steph. I loves me some good editors.

I plan to have Fred muddle stuff as a constant, in any Spred I write.


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 18, 2003 2:33:52 am PDT #3908 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

This was entirely accidental, okay? Someone came along and greased the slope with butter or something, and ooops! I slid down!

It isn't in character, either. Neither of them are quite right, though I think Spike's closer than Fred is.

- - -

“I don’t think they’re going to like this,” Fred said quietly.

“Who aren’t?” Spike asked, slowly combing his fingers through her hair. In his half-asleep state, he thought it was like Drusilla’s, thought perhaps a little softer.

“Angel. Gunn. Wesley. Anyone.” She was starting to sound nervous again, the way she’d been when they first met, so Spike kissed her. It helped a little, and she went on. “They aren’t going to like me sleeping with a vampire.”

“Look, love, they can’t really object. Angel’s a vampire, isn’t he?”

“A vampire with a soul,” Fred corrected, almost automatically.

“A vampire—with a soul—like the one I’ve got. Yes?”

“His was a gypsy curse and yours was given to you by a demon, but even the Watcher’s Council admits—I mean, admitted—that a soul is a soul, no matter what the source. They said so in 1584 when they had to have a Slayer re-ensouled by a shaman, because a demon had managed to remove hers.”

“You carry a lot in that pretty head of yours,” Spike commented, impressed.

Fred giggled a little at the compliment, and shrugged. “Actually, I went and looked it up while you were asleep.”

“After we…”

“Yeah.”

“Are you always this trusting of strange vampires?” Spike rolled a fraction closer to her.

“No, only the ones that make me laugh. When I’m armed.”

“Armed? How?” Spike enquired, moving away again, suddenly wary. This girl had depths he hadn’t seen.

“Left arm and right arm,” she said, demonstrating by hugging him tighter.

“And here was me, thinking you were an ‘armless girl.”

“Not me. Two arms, plus a stake.” Fred looked so pleased with herself that Spike couldn’t quite point out that merely having a stake wasn’t enough.

“Where do you keep that?” he said instead. “I’ve done,” and he demonstrated, running a hand down her side, “a pretty through strip search.”

Fred reached backwards, away from him, feeling for something tucked between the mattress and the bed frame. “Here.”

He looked at the stake suddenly in her hand, and his eyebrows shot up. “You’re good.”

“It’s better than being evil,” she giggled, “And it wasn’t my idea. I think Wesley put them there first, in case he ever had to deal with Angelus suddenly, and Gunn didn’t object because he likes to be armed all the time anyway. Every bed in the Hyperion has one.”

“Wesley was worried about having to deal with Angelus *in bed*?”

Fred blushed, more for the tone than the words. “And there’s one in the back of the fridge,” she said, her eyes widening. “They must have…”

“Sounds like this hotel’s seen plenty of action,” Spike smirked, and Fred recalled his explanation for being in LA. “I’m looking for the action—Sunnydale’s too quiet these days,” he’d said—but he wasn’t thinking about Sunnydale anymore. “On that basis alone, I don’t see them raising many objections.” His exploring hand was creeping lower.

Fred moved back a little, replacing the stake in it’s hiding place, and swept her gaze down Spike’s body, all on glorious display. “You’ve raised something, though,” she said, trying to match his smirk but ending up with a smile as sweet as the pixie sticks the Nibblet had shared with him once or twice.

“Very clever, pet,” he said, his voice low. He mirrored her movement, drawing back, and then pounced.

“I do my best,” she whispered before she let his lips silence her, and then she added in the quiet of her mind, “And that seems to be enough for you. Thank heaven.”


P.M. Marc - May 18, 2003 2:41:31 am PDT #3909 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

(Babe, gimme headers and a title, and I'll archive this puppy in the morrow.)


Am-Chau Yarkona - May 18, 2003 3:07:12 am PDT #3910 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Um... give me a couple of days, Plei? I mean, you can, I'd love you to, but I want to polish and be slightly happier with it first.


Fay - May 18, 2003 5:30:54 am PDT #3911 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Very quick Spred snippet, just because 'Buttery' amuses me So. Damn. Much. And it's evidently all the rage Chez Bitchfic right now:

* * *

A Little Happiness

It wasn't what she'd expected. He wasn't what she'd expected; but it turned out that he was just what she needed.

"Bloody hell. Where did you learn that, then? Nice little girl like you?"

"Didn't you like - ?" She loved his laugh, and the way his fingers furled around her wrist and pulled her closer.

"I never said that, sweetheart. C'mere."

She should have chosen Wesley, and if she'd been a better person maybe she would have done. His eyes still followed her from a distance when he thought she wasn't watching. He looked baffled, and frustrated, like her choices were as puzzling as the Riemann Hypothesis (and really, she should get around to telling someone the solution to that at some point when the world wasn't on the brink of disaster - but there was always another pandimensional demon text in need of translation or else the lobby floor in need of ichor scrubbing away, or else they'd run out of blood or cookies and somebody had to go to the store). The hurt on Wesley's face made her feel bad for him - but guilt wasn't a strong enough emotion to stop her sleeping with Spike. And, besides, she couldn't quite forget about Lilah.

It wasn't about love, for either of them. That was part of the appeal. Wesley's mind worked a lot like hers, and the way he looked at her made Fred feel like her knees would buckle at any moment - but it was all so complicated and messy with Wes, and it seemed to matter so much to him. And to Gunn. And yet sometimes they both made her feel like they forgot she was even there - that she was just something for them to squabble about, and what mattered was the squabbling.

And then Spike showed up, and he didn't put her on a pedestal and he wouldn't die for her - but he would kill for her, and he would let her kill for herself. He made her laugh, like Gunn did, and he wasn't subtle about finding her attractive, but he didn't make a big deal about it either. And he was dangerous, soul or no - he had this edge to him that Wesley had, and that she found so difficult to resist - but he made it all seem so simple. This time she was the one who did the kissing, and it was easier than kissing Wesley. And stranger. (Of course, technically Spike was dead, which was an odd thing to think when he had her pinned down and gasping into her pillow, because that wasn't what dead meant. Dead meant gone, stopped, no more. Vampires walked and talked and kissed and bit - gently, sometimes - and so their kind of dead wasn't the dead kind of dead, not really, but they still said they were dead.)

"Harder. Again. Harder. That's - oh!"

He made her stop thinking, and it was wonderful.

She caught Gunn looking at them once or twice, speculatively, and glancing over at Angel, and she knew what he was thinking 'cause she knew how he thought. But it wasn't because of that old crush. She'd gotten over the crush on Angel pretty quickly, and she wasn't embarrassed about it because pretty much anyone was going to get excited about a tall dark handsome stranger who swept them off their feet and saved them from murderous demons and brought them back to their home dimension when they'd just about convinced themselves that there was no such place as LA and that they really were a cow and always had been. That was a perfectly sensible reaction. It was funny to think she'd ever liked Angel like that, though.

Gunn, now - he had been the right guy to fall for, for a while. This wasn't like being with Gunn. Being with Gunn was all sunshine and warmth and an odd kind of innocence that she hadn't entirely understood. Being with Wesley would have been something like this, perhaps - but more serious. More earnest. Being with Spike was about smoking in bed and getting to be crazy and selfish and affectionate and dirty without feeling bad about it. With Spike she knew that he might be gone when she woke up, and that it wouldn't matter so much to either of them.

And the sex, of course, was simply amazing.

Fred was choosing sex rather than love for however long it lasted, because love made her heart ache and sex - well, sex gave her aches in better places.