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'Objects In Space'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


deborah grabien - May 13, 2003 10:57:53 am PDT #3848 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

For Plei. Beginning of, only:

A LOAF OF NEW BREAD

She was in the staff kitchen, holding a bottle of blood for Angel, when the blonde walked in.

He came in the Hyperion's front door in a way that made her think of her boss; there was something quiet, assured, in his entrance. It was more than the leather coat, or the biker boots, or the bleached white hair. Words popped into Fred's mind, so unusual for her that she blinked like a fool, holding the Tupperware container full of pig's blood: elegantly feral.

"Hullo, love." He stood in the centre of the lobby, looking around as if he owned the place. Mental inventory taken, he turned his attention to her. She saw the appreciation in his eyes, purely masculine and acquisitive, as he added her to the list of the hotel's amenities: her long slender legs, her low-slung jeans, her faded sweater. Somewhere under the sweater, a slow blushing heat bloomed and settled.

"Can I help you?" Her voice squeaked, and she swallowed hard, momentarily furious with herself. She was no schoolgirl, and she was damned well going to outgrow sounding like one.

"Even money you can. You've got to be Fred, right?" He looked at the Tupperware jug full of blood. "For me? Nice girl. Willow must have rung up and told you I was coming."

His movement was a blur. One moment she was eyeing him from ten feet away, the next he had nipped the jug from her hand and taken a good healthy swig. She jumped back, a reflex action she'd honed on Pylea and in daily dealings with -

"You're Spike." It had suddenly clicked in who this gorgeous leggy man must be. Speed, silence, feral grace and a taste for AB negative? With the realisation, Fred got herself under some sort of control, and managed to grin at him. "Oh, sorry, yes I'm Fred and yes Willow called down to say you were coming but no, that wasn't for you. Actually, that was Angel's bedtime snack you just drank, but no problem; there's a few gallons in the fridge." She held out a hand. "Welcome to Angel Investigations."


Fay - May 13, 2003 11:07:05 am PDT #3849 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Wahey!


Fay - May 13, 2003 11:07:26 am PDT #3850 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Am-Chau Yarkona - May 13, 2003 1:10:06 pm PDT #3851 of 10001
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Ooooh! Nice, deb.


deborah grabien - May 13, 2003 3:54:06 pm PDT #3852 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Oh, there's more to come. Just not right now. I'm debating whether to leave this as zero sexual content....


P.M. Marc - May 13, 2003 3:56:14 pm PDT #3853 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Deb, it's WONDERFUL!!!!


deborah grabien - May 13, 2003 4:01:08 pm PDT #3854 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I think we're about to introduce Spike to 5.8 on the Richter, and see how he and Fredlet cope under a desk in each other's arms.

But it's a Buffynight, so I can't do it just this second.


Rebecca Lizard - May 13, 2003 5:27:34 pm PDT #3855 of 10001
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Somewhere under the sweater, a slow blushing heat bloomed and settled.

I luvv.

"Blonde" in the first para makes me think female, though.


deborah grabien - May 13, 2003 5:37:49 pm PDT #3856 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

"Blonde" in the first para makes me think female, though.

Deliberately ambiguous, darlin'; Fred's one of those Jossiverse characters for me, who can swing happily either way. I see Darla that way, as well. Difference is, with Darla, I tend to somehow always envision her equating sex with prey, even when she's tender about it. Fred, not so much: she's not a carnivore or a predator in my worldview, she's just cheerfully multi-omnisexual. Feels good! Pretty girls! Pretty boys! Smoke dope and perfect (verb, to perfect) interdimensional particle physics! Roll around and giggle! Sexy! Kissy! Science!

I'm very much coming to like Fred, and it really started when I began seeing her that way after Lorne's spell, when I slowly began grokking her less as a little girl lost, and more as someone who would have been very happy in San Francisco during the Summer of Love.


Lee - May 13, 2003 7:55:25 pm PDT #3857 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Very nice Deb. I like your version of Fred. I can also see Spike encouraging the Taser weilding side of her, just for the fun of it.